Favorite Jeff Foxworthy joke?

[Taltarzac725]

What are some of your favorite Jeff Foxworthy skits, lines, and/or jokes?

[Caymus]

Can't think of any. I much prefer his "more earthy" Blue Collar teammate, Ron White.

[Bassdeer]

If your belt buckle is bigger than your head, You Might Be a Redneck.

If you house and your car are sitting on cinder blocks, You Might Be a Redneck.

[dtennent]

If your garage is bigger than your house, you might be a redneck.

[tophcfa]

If you think “loading the dishwasher” means “getting your wife drunk”, you might be a redneck.

[Kenswing]

Here’s your sign….

[Ecuadog]

Here’s your sign….

That's Bill Engvall.