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[alemorkam]

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[JRcorvette]

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If it bites you… say hello to Spiderman

[Normal]

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His last name is “Webber”.

[Taltarzac725]

I am the master of my domain and it just got bigger!

[jimjamuser]

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" Don't bother me. Can't you see how BUSY I am?"

[OrangeBlossomBaby]

"...too sexy for my shirt..."

[Topspinmo]

His last name is “Webber”.

Sure? I think it Weaver.

[USOTR]

Based on the image, this appears to be a Black and Yellow Garden Spider (Argiope aurantia).

Here are some of the features that suggest this identification:

Bold markings: The spider has a distinctive pattern of black and yellow stripes on its abdomen.
Web shape: It is sitting in a large, circular orb web, which is a typical web type for this species.

[opinionist]

Come into my parlor

[Bay Kid]

Drunk web.

[billethkid]

Hmmnnnn!
We are gonna need a bigger web!

[Lea N]

What a tangled web I can weave. Isn't it pretty?

[Sandancer]

Yes, of course I know I look Ravishing!!

[fdpaq0580]

Who's a pretty girl? Meee!