Kohler Smart Toilet.

[Taltarzac725]

I just saw an ad for one of these on TV while watching the taped Doctor Odyssey episode about a cougar cruise week.

Does it change shape to fit your bottom' s specific anatomy? I do not think we are that advanced as yet. Heating and cooling.

A shape shifting commode like something out of Terminator 2?

The actress/model/business woman, Laura Kim, featured on the John commercial is stunning though.

[Bealman]

$1,800 for one version of the toliet at Costco. That is a lot of Benjamins for a throne.

[Taltarzac725]

$1,800 for one version of the toliet at Costco. That is a lot of Benjamins for a throne.

I saw one online for around $5000.

[JohnN]

I read it has a camera in the bowl so you can get a live-action view!

[Taltarzac725]

It will probably massage your tush.

[fdpaq0580]

I will probably massage your tush.

I sincerely hope you meant "It" instead of "I". 😒

[Taltarzac725]

I sincerely hope you meant "It" instead of "I". 😒


Yes. I did. Fixed it. My computer often corrects my language to something I never meant to write.

[MorTech]

A WiFi connected toilet so the gubbermint can tax your methane output. I knew it was coming.

[La lamy]

The most advanced feature on a toilet I've ever owned is a slow shutting seat cover! It took me a year after I bought my home to figure out this feature and found it quite impressive! Paying thousands for a toilet is definitely not my style!

[thelegges]

Yes. I did. Fixed it. My computer often corrects my language to something I never meant to write.

Be care the spelling team will make you feel unworthy of posting….

I use voice to text, and sometimes it’s so comical, it’s worth posting, with a side note “That’s not what I said”

[Taltarzac725]

Be care the spelling team will make you feel unworthy of posting….

I use voice to text, and sometimes it’s so comical, it’s worth posting, with a side note “That’s not what I said”

That happens a lot.


We had a slow moving toilet seat. I also recall it had a very soft topside as well as cushy part that fit the toilet.


I wonder if this toilet talks? Put the toilet seat down! Have a blessed day! You need to wipe better.

[RRGuyNJ]

A self cleaning toilet would be something we would consider!:yuck::yuck::yuck:

[MarshBendLover]

If you put a big enough price tag on anything, add the words wifi, bluetooth or smart to the name.....people will buy it.

[RUCdaze]

The price should be in direct proportion to the amount of time you spend riding the porcelain pony. I know people who will read the entire newspaper in one sitting!

[bark4me]

Cougar cruise week? Hummmm

[Taltarzac725]

Cougar cruise week? Hummmm

It had some stars.

[IndianaJones]

I bought a Toto Washlet G400 5 years ago. Heated seat, bidet with heated water & air dry, automatic seat (goes up when you walk up to it, goes down when you walk away). Self-cleaning bowl & wand. Worth it - absolutely. Also, saved a fortune in toilet paper during the pandemic! Would buy again!

[bopat]

Don't want anything that complicated I rely on in an emergency. Simple is better.