Tree falls

[Ralphy]

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one is around to hear it…. you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.:laugh:

[Stu from NYC]

Very true

[Villager1234]

If a man is walking through the forest and there are no women around and he says something,
Is he still wrong?

[JMintzer]

If a man is walking through the forest and there are no women around and he says something,
Is he still wrong?

Obviously...

[CoachKandSportsguy]

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one is around to hear it…. you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.:laugh:

also ditch the ear protection otherwise, you might still be a suspect

[Taltarzac725]

Probably pretty hard to ditch the chainsaw unless you also have a shovel and various other implements. And you will have to do something with your significant other's body. Unless there is a pack of hungry wolves around.

[fdpaq0580]

Probably pretty hard to ditch the chainsaw unless you also have a shovel and various other implements. And you will have to do something with your significant other's body. Unless there is a pack of hungry wolves around.

Memo to self: Don't forget the wolves ... this time.

Practice makes perfect.

[JohnN]

Probably pretty hard to ditch the chainsaw unless you also have a shovel and various other implements. And you will have to do something with your significant other's body. Unless there is a pack of hungry wolves around.

Psssssssst, Tal. I think it said "ex", likely not significant any more

[Shadowrider]

Ahhh, time for a bonfire!

[Villager24]

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one is around to hear it…. you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.:laugh:
I don’t have room for a chainsaw in my garage. 😂

[seecapecod]

If a man is walking through the forest and there are no women around and he says something,
Is he still wrong?

Every-Single-Time

[Stu from NYC]

Ahhh, time for a bonfire!

Wont help if Bones is available.:bigbow:

[Taltarzac725]

I doubt if any of my exs read Talk of the Villages. I recall that I went on a Facebook group for those who grew up or lived in Reno, NV in the 1960s and 1970s and almost the first person that made comments about me was a girl I had stood up for the 1976 Junior Prom. I did not like it when she joked she would sick her German Shepherd on me if I did not kiss her. This was a woman I hardly knew and decided I had enough things to deal with than adding someone who threatens violence if she does not get her way.

She did ask on the message board why I had stood her up. She seemed to forget about the pooch that was also in the bedroom. And I had not been sure she was joking.

The woman no longer lived in the US if memory serves back when I was on that Facebook group. I did visit with a lot of people from my teen years on there.

I and a girl named Yolanda had seperate wings of the arts building at our high school for our art show in the Spring of 1976 and I had misspelled cactus in one of the drawings and my art teacher forced me to keep that in the show. The stood up teen did have a lot of fun with that. She seemed to really like reminding me of the cactus.

I did interact with Yolanda a little bit on Facebook in that group. Cool lady.

[allsport]

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one is around to hear it…. you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.:laugh:


Are the people on this chain 7th graders?

[Stu from NYC]

Are the people on this chain 7th graders?

Started off as a joke and that is what my comments are based on.

[ThirdOfFive]

Reminds me of my one-time favorite song:

"I miss my ex-wife... but my aim is getting better".