CFrance
06-06-2025, 05:54 PM
Fella buys a talking centipede for £5000 and takes it home in a small box.
After 30 minutes, he opens the box and says, “Would you like to go for a pint?”
The centipede doesn’t answer.
He repeats the question louder - still no reply.
Now annoyed, he shouts it.
The centipede sticks his head out and says:
“I heard you the first time… I’m putting my freakin’ shoes on.” https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/td0/1/16/1f602.pnghttps://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t4a/1/16/1fab3.pnghttps://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t9d/1/16/1f45f.pnghttps://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t15/1/16/1f37a.png
After 30 minutes, he opens the box and says, “Would you like to go for a pint?”
The centipede doesn’t answer.
He repeats the question louder - still no reply.
Now annoyed, he shouts it.
The centipede sticks his head out and says:
“I heard you the first time… I’m putting my freakin’ shoes on.” https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/td0/1/16/1f602.pnghttps://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t4a/1/16/1fab3.pnghttps://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t9d/1/16/1f45f.pnghttps://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t15/1/16/1f37a.png