shark attack

[Ralphy]

A shark will only attack you if you are wet.

[Taltarzac725]

A shark will only attack you if you are wet.

Or wearing a diving suit with a face mask. I do not mean the shark is wearing the mask.

[fdpaq0580]

A shark will only attack you if you are wet.

That's why I don't bathe! Thank God for Fabreaze!

[Bassdeer]

A shark will only attack you if you are wet.

Wrong, only if the wet has a salty taste to it:)

[Stu from NYC]

A shark will only attack you if you are wet.

Sorry I saw jaws and that shark attacked everyone wet or dry

[MarshBendLover]

Not true, a tornado can pick them up and sling them far. They made a movie about it, so it must be true.

[Taltarzac725]

Not true, a tornado can pick them up and sling them far. They made a movie about it, so it must be true.

A bunch of movies and I think I saw all of them .

[Cuervo]

If I remember correctly, on Saturday Night Live the shark would actually come to your door, the ring the bell and claim he was not a shark.

[cwmmfink]

Thanks guys. I am presently at Hutchinson Island swimming everyday in the Atlantic!

[ribil]

Swim with a towel

[Retiredsteve]

If I remember correctly, on Saturday Night Live the shark would actually come to your door, the ring the bell and claim he was not a shark.
Land Shark

[Driller703]

Lol

[jarodrig]

A mother shark was teaching her young how to hunt human prey.

A young shark asks the mother , “why do we circle the prey several times before going in for the kill ?”

The mother replies , “They taste much better when we scare the crap out of them first !! “

LOL :)

[Runway48]

Not true. I've been attacked by many sharks. All wearing pinky rings. I was completely dry. Though they were trying to make me sweat.

[MrChip72]

Fun fact. More people die from vending machine accidents than shark attacks.

[fdpaq0580]

Thanks guys. I am presently at Hutchinson Island swimming everyday in the Atlantic!

You're welcome. 🙂

[fdpaq0580]

Wrong, only if the wet has a salty taste to it:)

Google "bull shark". You may change your mind.

[AZ SLIM]

After the first time I saw JAWS I quit swimming in the ocean. For some reason I watched it a few years later and I am still afraid to close my eyes in the shower.

[maggie1]

After the first time I saw JAWS I quit swimming in the ocean. For some reason I watched it a few years later and I am still afraid to close my eyes in the shower.

Speaking of movies, in 1960, I saw the movie "Psycho" and I haven't taken a shower since.

[Driller703]

Wrong, only if the wet has a salty taste to it:)

So don’t pee.