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Ralphy
06-18-2025, 10:56 AM
The young bride returned from her honeymoon and went to her mothers, tears streaming down her face. Mom, the honeymoon was great, but his vocabulary when we got back is disgusting! He’s using awful four-letter words! Her mother asked her to reveal these shocking words. The bride hesitated before blurting out, he’s saying dust, wash, iron, and cook! ;)

Ecuadog
06-18-2025, 12:05 PM
Oooooooh... Ralphy.

Taltarzac725
06-18-2025, 12:11 PM
I used to do a lot of dusting, cooking, mopping and vacuuming.

jimbomaybe
06-18-2025, 02:38 PM
I used to do a lot of dusting, cooking, mopping and vacuuming.

My X wife once told me no man has ever been shot by his wife while doing the dishes

Taltarzac725
06-18-2025, 02:53 PM
My X wife once told me no man has ever been shot by his wife while doing the dishes

Good to know.

fdpaq0580
06-18-2025, 09:42 PM
Sounds like some couple should have had a pre-nup.

MandoMan
06-19-2025, 06:15 AM
The young bride returned from her honeymoon and went to her mothers, tears streaming down her face. Mom, the honeymoon was great, but his vocabulary when we got back is disgusting! He’s using awful four-letter words! Her mother asked her to reveal these shocking words. The bride hesitated before blurting out, he’s saying dust, wash, iron, and cook! ;)

But they were all things he promised to do for her.

Nell57
06-19-2025, 07:07 AM
Ralphy Ralphy Ralphy.
This might have been funny in 1950. Maybe.

JohnN
06-19-2025, 01:08 PM
Keep 'em coming, Ralphy.