orange juice

[Ralphy]

I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor said that it’s the Vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it’s the Vodka.

[RICH1]

Breaking News.... Police have confirmed, that the man who fell from the roof of a nightclub over the weekend was not a bouncer.

[Ralphy]

Funny! Why don't you post some jokes?

[fdpaq0580]

I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor said that it’s the Vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it’s the Vodka.

Okay! When I got to the last line, I did a spit-take cause I laughed so hard... and I wasn't even eating or drinking anything.

[ElDiabloJoe]

Breaking News.... Police have confirmed, that the man who fell from the roof of a nightclub over the weekend was not a bouncer.

Was his name Mat? As in flat as a doormat?

[retiredguy123]

Engineer Joke

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

A: Dam

[Whatnext]

Breaking News.... Police have confirmed, that the man who fell from the roof of a nightclub over the weekend was not a bouncer.

.......and his friend said he will miss his flat mate.