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Skip2MySue
04-13-2011, 10:56 AM
Lately I've found myself using a few of these:1rotfl:

Since more Seniors are texting & tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). PLEASE pass this along to your children so they can understand your texts.

>ATD: At The Doctors
>BFF: Best Friend Fainted
>BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
>BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
>CBM: Covered By Medicare
>CGU: Can't Get Up
>DWI: Driving While Incontinent
>FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
>FYI: Found Your Insulin
>GGPBL: Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
>GHA: Got Heartburn Again
>IMMR: In My Massage Recliner
>LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
>LOL: Living On Lipitor
>LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
>OMSG: Oh My Sorry Gas
>ROFL...CGU: Rolling On Floor Laughing...Can't Get Up
>TLCH: Talk Louder Can't Hear
>WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
>WTP: Where's The Prunes?
>WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
>GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

swimdawg
04-14-2011, 10:38 AM
Lately I've found myself using a few of these:1rotfl:

Since more Seniors are texting & tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). PLEASE pass this along to your children so they can understand your texts.

>ATD: At The Doctors
>BFF: Best Friend Fainted
>BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
>BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
>CBM: Covered By Medicare
>CGU: Can't Get Up
>DWI: Driving While Incontinent
>FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
>FYI: Found Your Insulin
>GGPBL: Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
>GHA: Got Heartburn Again
>IMMR: In My Massage Recliner
>LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
>LOL: Living On Lipitor
>LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
>OMSG: Oh My Sorry Gas
>ROFL...CGU: Rolling On Floor Laughing...Can't Get Up
>TLCH: Talk Louder Can't Hear
>WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
>WTP: Where's The Prunes?
>WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
>GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
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Cute! :)

skyguy79
04-14-2011, 11:01 AM
BFF: Best Friend Fainted I thought BFF stood for something else! :1rotfl:
http://th165.photobucket.com/albums/u55/BJ_BOBBI_JO9/Potty%20and%20morbid%20humer/th_fart.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/image/fart%20smiley/BJ_BOBBI_JO9/Potty%20and%20morbid%20humer/fart.gif?o=12)