LI SNOWBIRD
04-25-2011, 04:59 PM
Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic
injuries suffered from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in
Minnesota , Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life
was filled with turnovers.
He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was
a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children:John Dough,
Jane Dough and Dosie Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also
survived by his Elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 Minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the
occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone
else that may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.
I hope this at least brought a SMILE to your face....
Retired : MON - FRI I DO NOTHING.....
SAT AND SUN I REST..
injuries suffered from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in
Minnesota , Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life
was filled with turnovers.
He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was
a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children:John Dough,
Jane Dough and Dosie Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also
survived by his Elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 Minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the
occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone
else that may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.
I hope this at least brought a SMILE to your face....
Retired : MON - FRI I DO NOTHING.....
SAT AND SUN I REST..