LI SNOWBIRD
06-13-2011, 05:32 PM
This is what is going on in ypour computer:
Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he�s pressed control and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh God, here we go.
Computer: i>sighs Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer. I know you�re there.
Printer: NO! I�m not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne�
Mouse: Sir, he�s clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don�t want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I�m turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can�t turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we�ll leave you alone.
Printer: NO! That�s what you always say! I hate you! I�m out of ink!
Computer: You�re not out of in�
Printer: I�M OUT OF INK!
Computer: span style=�font-style: italic;�>Sighs Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen�
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: AHHH! He�s hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm, he�ll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He�s pressing everything. Oh god, I don�t know, he�s just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you�ve done?!
Printer: HA! that�s what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he�hey�HEY! He�s trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He�s torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he�s pressed control and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh God, here we go.
Computer: i>sighs Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer. I know you�re there.
Printer: NO! I�m not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne�
Mouse: Sir, he�s clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don�t want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I�m turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can�t turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we�ll leave you alone.
Printer: NO! That�s what you always say! I hate you! I�m out of ink!
Computer: You�re not out of in�
Printer: I�M OUT OF INK!
Computer: span style=�font-style: italic;�>Sighs Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen�
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: AHHH! He�s hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm, he�ll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He�s pressing everything. Oh god, I don�t know, he�s just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you�ve done?!
Printer: HA! that�s what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he�hey�HEY! He�s trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He�s torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.