The blonde handywoman....

[barb1191]

A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra
money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and
started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if
he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" he said.
"How much will you charge me?"

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and
everything she would need were in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband,
"Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"

"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe
all those dumb blonde jokes."

A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money..

"You're finished already??" the startled husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave
it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed
it to her along with a $10 tip.

"Thank you," the blonde said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch,
it's a Lexus."

[Schaumburger]

Funny!! :)

[SALYBOW]

Who's the dummy here?

[Figmo Bohica]

A young blond lass goes to Florida on vacation and really , really wants a pair of alligator shoes.

Goes into the shoe store and finds a pair that she really likes. Asks, "How much for this pair?"

"$800." answers the clerk.

Way to much and out of her budget. Leaves the store.

Later a Florida Fish and Game Warden spots the young blond standing in the swamp, waist deep, with 6 large gators laying on the shore. As he watches he sees another huge gator coming at the lass.

She reachs out, smacks the gator, pulls it to shore next to the other others, when he hears her say, "Darn, an other one that bare footed."