401-Keg Plan

[Tickled_pink]

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman brothers, you would have $0.00 today. However, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer,drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Thus the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.

[mrfixit]

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman brothers, you would have $0.00 today. However, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer,drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Thus the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.

I'll DRINK to that :thumbup:!!!!!!

[TOTV Team]

Can we make it up in volume....

[Pturner]

Sign me up.

:beer3:

[alemorkam]

I guess I lose out having drank 1000.00 worth of draft beer. But it felt good!:beer3:

[JimPete]

Pink, I think I love you. :beer3:

[mgjim]

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman brothers, you would have $0.00 today. However, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer,drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Thus the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.

Pure genius!

[champion6]

I'm all in!