another oldie

[Trish Crocker]

Bob forgot his wedding anniversary.His wife was mad.She told him "Tomorrow morning i expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds...AND IT BETTER BE THERE !".The next morning when his wife woke up,she looked out the window to find a box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway.She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale...Bob has been missing since last Friday!!

[SALYBOW]

Bob forgot his wedding anniversary.His wife was mad.She told him "Tomorrow morning i expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds...AND IT BETTER BE THERE !".The next morning when his wife woke up,she looked out the window to find a box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway.She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale...Bob has been missing since last Friday!!

What an idiot, he probably thought he was funny.