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CharTalk
09-13-2011, 11:01 AM
FAMOUS LAST WORDS


* How cute! I wonder where the momma bear is.

* Gee. What do you suppose this is?

* Now that's interesting.

* Nice doggie.

* No. No! I'm sure these are the good mushrooms.

* Oops!

* Hold my beer. Watch this!
2BNTV
09-13-2011, 11:19 AM
King Kong - I gotta catch a plane. :)
rubicon
09-13-2011, 11:35 AM
Following a repair. It ain't going nowhere.
Bosoxfan
09-13-2011, 11:58 AM
My wife always gets the last word !
Uptown Girl
09-13-2011, 03:36 PM
There was a comedian named Irwin Corey, who billed himself as "Professor Backwards."
After he passed away, another comedian mentioned it in his monologue saying, "Professor Backwards died today. His last words were, PLEH! PLEH!"
Pturner
09-13-2011, 03:48 PM
That only happens to other people.
pooh
09-13-2011, 03:54 PM
Wonder what this wire does!
Mindy97
09-13-2011, 04:01 PM
On a tombstone in Tombstone, AZ:

Here lies the body of Lester Moore
No Less
No More
collie1228
09-13-2011, 04:06 PM
"Damn, that's a lot of Indians" - Gen. George Armstrong Custer at Little Big Horn (he didn't really say it, but it's funnier than anything he might have actually said).
villages07
09-13-2011, 05:11 PM
An old, bad joke....

Ron Goldman

"Hey, aren't you OJ Simpson???"
2BNTV
09-13-2011, 05:40 PM
Abraham Lincoln - How did the play end?

I believe this was a joke Billy Crystal told.
marybb
09-13-2011, 05:53 PM
When you get to the fork in the road take it.
ssmith
09-13-2011, 06:39 PM
:1rotfl:All of you are too funny! Pooh and Uptown funny funny!!!!and Mindy 97 really hard to pick my favs!!!!
Oren L Miller
09-13-2011, 08:02 PM
If you wife hands you a hair dryer in the shower - she isn't concerned with your looks.
Pturner
09-13-2011, 08:14 PM
Yum! I'll diet tomorrow.
redwitch
09-13-2011, 09:05 PM
Nah, she won't mind an unexpected dinner guest.
gmcneill
09-13-2011, 09:10 PM
Directions? Who needs directions? I know exactly where it is.

Be careful? Not to worry...I used to do this all the time when I was younger.
l2ridehd
09-14-2011, 04:42 AM
Just hold it steady, I have never missed.

Of course it will fit.

Just balance this for a second for me, I will be right back

Take the bike, it's not going to rain.

No matter which way that tree falls, it will miss the house

Don't worry, they are more afraid of you then you are of them

Just step in, it's not that deep.
hedoman
09-14-2011, 04:57 AM
"Well, OK, I'll try it just this one time"

"Will you respect me in the morning"

"badges we don't need no steeeenking badges"

That putt is good right?

Shoulda been here yesterday I hit EVERY green

It's OK I can wire this

Cut the Blue wire or green?
hedoman
09-14-2011, 04:58 AM
"Well, OK, I'll try it just this one time"

"Will you respect me in the morning"

"badges we don't need no steeeenking badges"

That putt is good right?

Shoulda been here yesterday I hit EVERY green

It's OK I can wire this who needs the instructions....

Cut the Blue wire or green?
graciegirl
09-14-2011, 06:45 AM
Custer.

Did ya ever see so many native Americans?






Then the other famous last words.

Yeah, honey it does make you look a little fat.
2BNTV
09-15-2011, 01:46 PM
Eve said to Adam, "do you love me?".

Adam replied, "who else?".