Weight gain as we get older

[GTTPF]

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So I am not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore, so it started filling up the rest of me....That's my story and I'm sticking to it.:spoken:

[Bettiboop]

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So I am not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore, so it started filling up the rest of me....That's my story and I'm sticking to it.:spoken:

:a20:Hadn't heard that one before. I'm pretty intelligent myself!! ;)

[2BNTV]

Someone once called me "dunlop" because my stomach dun lapped over my belt buckle. :)

[rubicon]

I actually weighabout 30# less than I did 10 years ago. But when I knock on my head with my knuckles I hear a hollow sound

[2BNTV]

Actually, I became a light eater. as soon as it is light out, I start eating.:)

[hedoman]

I must be a genius!!!!

[Figmo Bohica]

I have just entered my heavy metal years.

Developed Silver in my hair, Gold, lots of it, in my teeth, and finally lead in my butt. Figured that what was causing the weight gain.

But I like the getting smarter cause better.

[Ohiogirl]

I just found out what calories are - little critters that hide in your closet and make your clothes smaller.

[Bill-n-Brillo]

That's not a "spare tire" - it's "relaxed muscle". :thumbup:

And there's also a "dickie-doo" one of some sort. Can't seem to remember it right now............ :shocked:

Bill :)

[skyguy79]

I just found out what calories are - little critters that hide in your closet and make your clothes smaller.I must have had a ton of those little critters, but I did solved the problem by simply removing all my clothes from my closet! That however was when I was young. Back then I solved the problem of gaining weight in my older years by gaining the weight while I was still young... and now it's all down hill!

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[2BNTV]

My brother who had a large midsection at the time was at the hospital and the nurse called him Mr. America.

He asked why she was calling him that.

Your Mr. America only your chest muscle slipped a bit. :)