Driving Alone

[boobear]

FOR ALL THE LADIES I KNOW THAT DRIVE ALONE!

I had a flat tire on I-64 yesterday, so I pulled over, got out of the car and opened my trunk. I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it!

Just as I had hoped, cars started slowing down looking at the men which made it much safer for me to work on the side of the road.

People honked and waved, and it wasn't long before a police car pulled up behind me. :police:

He wanted to know what the heck I was doing so I calmly explained that I was changing my flat. He told me he could see that, but demanded to know what the heck my cardboard men were doing standing at the rear of my car.

I couldn't believe he didn't know, so I told him!

I explained to the angry Policeman ....





They're my Emergency Flashers!!!!


I go to court next month. Darn Police -- No sense of humor! :grumpy:

[jblum315]

I'm guessing these are . . . ahem! unclothed cardboard men. Where did you get them? I want to put one in front of my house for Halloween.

[thistrucksforyou]

I'm guessing these are . . . ahem! unclothed cardboard men. Where did you get them? I want to put one in front of my house for Halloween.

:boom:

[callmejoe]

What kind of cardboard men did you have conveniently in your car? LOL. At least you know how to change a flat tire. Not many women can that I know.

[Figmo Bohica]

callmejoe, guess you have never lived out west.