Important Health Issue

[KEVIN & JOSIE]

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IMPORTANT - HEALTH MESSAGE

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's a--. It's the tortoise life for me!
1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.
I'm retired. Go around me!

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[CaptJohn]

It's hard to argue with success! :laugh:

[tainsley]

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IMPORTANT - HEALTH MESSAGE

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's a--. It's the tortoise life for me!
1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.
I'm retired. Go around me!

:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

...and as Trish warned us...I stopped using conditioner in the shower and have already lost a few pounds! Who knew that conditioner gave you a fuller body?

[KEVIN & JOSIE]

...and as Trish warned us...I stopped using conditioner in the shower and have already lost a few pounds! Who knew that conditioner gave you a fuller body?

:1rotfl: Have to try this....