islandgal
12-21-2011, 10:59 AM
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Author Unknown
I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced. - Author Unknown
I've spent most of my life golfing. The rest I've just wasted. - Author Unknown
They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken. - Raymond Floyd
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flag stick on top.
Pete Dye (His golf courses reflect this belief!!!)
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. - Jim Bishop
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.- Hank Aaron
Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
Give me golf clubs, fresh air & a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?Al Boliska
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing. - Ben Hogan
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole.
Have fun. The end. - Chuck Hogan
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. - Harry Vardon
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose. - Woodrow Wilson
A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible . - Author Unknown
Gone golfin' ... be back about dark thirty. - Author Unknown
Born to golf. Forced to work. - Author Unknown
My body is here, but my mind has already teed off. - Author Unknown
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. - Jimmy DeMaret
May thy ball lie in green pastures .... and not in still waters. - Author Unknown
If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle. - Author Unknown
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. - George Deukmejian
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes. - Author Unknown
I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced. - Author Unknown
I've spent most of my life golfing. The rest I've just wasted. - Author Unknown
They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken. - Raymond Floyd
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flag stick on top.
Pete Dye (His golf courses reflect this belief!!!)
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. - Jim Bishop
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.- Hank Aaron
Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
Give me golf clubs, fresh air & a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?Al Boliska
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing. - Ben Hogan
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole.
Have fun. The end. - Chuck Hogan
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. - Harry Vardon
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose. - Woodrow Wilson
A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible . - Author Unknown
Gone golfin' ... be back about dark thirty. - Author Unknown
Born to golf. Forced to work. - Author Unknown
My body is here, but my mind has already teed off. - Author Unknown
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. - Jimmy DeMaret
May thy ball lie in green pastures .... and not in still waters. - Author Unknown
If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle. - Author Unknown
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. - George Deukmejian
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes. - Author Unknown