View Full Version : You guys are skeerin' me!
justanormalgirl
02-09-2012, 08:05 PM
Sink holes, jewelry thefts, the war with Ocala and the daily threat of bombings :boom: , no longer allowing golf carts to be driven in TV :22yikes:
I'm wondering if this is the place I really want to live?? :icon_wink:
:1rotfl:
graciegirl
02-09-2012, 08:07 PM
Sink holes, jewelry thefts, the war with Ocala and the daily threat of bombings :boom: , no longer allowing golf carts to be driven in TV :22yikes:
I'm wondering if this is the place I really want to live?? :icon_wink:
:1rotfl:
This place is not for the faint of heart. ;):welcome:
angiefox10
02-09-2012, 08:08 PM
Sink holes, jewelry thefts, the war with Ocala and the daily threat of bombings :boom: , no longer allowing golf carts to be driven in TV :22yikes:
I'm wondering if this is the place I really want to live?? :icon_wink:
:1rotfl:
I'm glad I opened up this thread... I didn't know anything about bombings and war with Ocala!!! CRAP!!! Now... I'm scared!!! :22yikes:
justanormalgirl
02-09-2012, 08:13 PM
I'm glad I opened up this thread... I didn't know anything about bombings and war with Ocala!!! CRAP!!! Now... I'm scared!!! :22yikes:
No worries angiefox10...I was reading through the threads today and they just struck me funny! I think of TV as such a wonderful place that sometimes I forget that real world issues exist there too.
:)
justanormalgirl
02-09-2012, 08:14 PM
This place is not for the faint of heart. ;):welcome:
I guess not graciegirl! ;)
Ooper
02-09-2012, 08:16 PM
Bombing practice all the time in the Ocala National Forest... pretty much as common as the train whistle!
ceejay
02-09-2012, 08:16 PM
I wouldn't want to live anywhere else!!! :MOJE_whot::MOJE_whot:
Life is NEVER dull in The Villages!:faint:
Where else can you find all this excitement!!! I love it! :a040::a040:
The Village Girl
02-09-2012, 08:39 PM
We're at war with Ocala? :coolsmiley:
justanormalgirl
02-09-2012, 08:50 PM
We're at war with Ocala? :coolsmiley:
Haha! ;)
Bill-n-Brillo
02-09-2012, 09:39 PM
Sink holes, jewelry thefts, the war with Ocala and the daily threat of bombings :boom: , no longer allowing golf carts to be driven in TV :22yikes:
I'm wondering if this is the place I really want to live?? :icon_wink:
:1rotfl:
.......to say nothing of the ongoing roundabouts debacle! But most critical should be your concerns over.............(wait for it!).............the ever-present dog poop "mess"!! :shocked: :popcorn: :popcorn:
:pepper2:
Bill :)
justanormalgirl
02-09-2012, 10:03 PM
.......to say nothing of the ongoing roundabouts debacle! But most critical should be your concerns over.............(wait for it!).............the ever-present dog poop "mess"!! :shocked: :popcorn: :popcorn:
:pepper2:
Bill :)
Oh my...I totally forgot about the dog poop "mess"... :faint:
:1rotfl:
CatskillBill
02-09-2012, 10:08 PM
..... and the discrimination !!!! Spanish Springs has Happy Hours 5-7, but in Lake Sumter Landing it's 5-6. What's up with that? It's time for a protest rally.
skyguy79
02-09-2012, 10:11 PM
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Sink holes, jewelry thefts, the war with Ocala and the daily threat of bombings :boom: , no longer allowing golf carts to be driven in TV :22yikes:
I'm wondering if this is the place I really want to live?? :icon_wink:
:1rotfl:Don't worry! The bomb shelters we all build in our attics aren't that expensive! But you do have to be careful and watch out for the aliens human harvestors! Sweet dreams!
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skyc6
02-09-2012, 10:13 PM
Aren't you supposed to build bomb shelters down--not up! I'm not going up into the attic when yhose bombs drop!
BobKat1
02-09-2012, 10:15 PM
We're at war with Ocala? :coolsmiley:
Yes, the war is over rights to Wildwood.:)
momesu
02-09-2012, 10:26 PM
Yes, the war is over rights to Wildwood.:)
I say let them have it.........
Suzanne
Bogie Shooter
02-09-2012, 10:35 PM
..... and the discrimination !!!! Spanish Springs has Happy Hours 5-7, but in Lake Sumter Landing it's 5-6. What's up with that? It's time for a protest rally.
The rally has already begun....scene from LSL.
CatskillBill
02-09-2012, 10:55 PM
Good one Bogie! And no two-fers on frozen margaritas. More discrimination. I'm calling the ACLU asap.
justanormalgirl
02-09-2012, 11:06 PM
But you do have to be careful and watch out for the aliens human harvestors! Sweet dreams!
Is that why the squares start clearing out around 8 p.m? We always thought maybe that was bedtime...now I think it must be when the aliens start to appear and the Villages residents know it so they head home only to leave us visitors in the crowd to become alien fodder!
CarGuys
02-10-2012, 01:46 AM
We're at war with Ocala? :coolsmiley:
Bad Girl! They will attack the Village Girls Next!:boxing2:
Herv
tainsley
02-10-2012, 04:32 AM
Not to worry...as soon as Brownwood opens and that High Plains Drifter comes riding in or around all those roundabouts...he'll clean this town up! :MOJE_whot:
jebartle
02-10-2012, 05:34 AM
It's a jungle out here!:popcorn::popcorn:
brostholder
02-10-2012, 07:48 AM
Bad Girl! They will attack the Village Girls Next!:boxing2:
Herv
Didn't they sing "YMCA"?? And what dog poop issue? Could someone please elaborate?
cappyjon431
02-10-2012, 07:59 AM
...don't forget--we have gators here too. Be very, very afraid.:icon_wink:
Figmo Bohica
02-10-2012, 08:02 AM
Don't forget, some of us are even licensed and do carry firearms. My, Oh ,My, what a wonderful place.
2BNTV
02-10-2012, 08:33 AM
Old age is not for sissies. :1rotfl:
The reserving of seats in the squares for non-existent people issue.
One fanny in seat equals reserved. :)
I'm going into the CYA mode of operation and get all coverages including a buffalo stampede coming through the house. :)
Turtlediver
02-10-2012, 11:09 AM
thank you for keeping them up to date on the import things.
CaptJohn
02-10-2012, 11:45 AM
You're all looking at it wrong. Here's the bright side:
If you have a sinkhole then all you have to do is pour a reinforced concrete slab over it and you instantly have:
a bomb shelter from the Ocala Wars
a poop protector from hoards of the pooper devils
a tornado shelter
a multiple hurricane shelter
a lightning and thunderstorm shelter
place to hide your jewelry and gold
easy access to depleting water supply
no need to pay for excavation
safe (for neighbors) indoor target range
burial vault
hiding place from train whistles and public noise
quiet retreat
no ugly green boxes on the lawn
save money on sinkhole insurance
and probably a few things that haven't crossed my mind yet. Any more ideas?
:a040:
Tom Hannon
02-10-2012, 11:53 AM
Aren't you supposed to build bomb shelters down--not up! I'm not going up into the attic when yhose bombs drop!
The seniors citizens are smarter than the youngsters. We build bomb shelters up because it is closer to heaven and easier to find our bodies if we do have a disaster.
2BNTV
02-10-2012, 11:58 AM
It's a jungle out here.
That's why I pack a banana in my lunch. :)
justanormalgirl
02-10-2012, 12:31 PM
You're all looking at it wrong. Here's the bright side:
If you have a sinkhole then all you have to do is pour a reinforced concrete slab over it and you instantly have:
a bomb shelter from the Ocala Wars
a poop protector from hoards of the pooper devils
a tornado shelter
a multiple hurricane shelter
a lightning and thunderstorm shelter
place to hide your jewelry and gold
easy access to depleting water supply
no need to pay for excavation
safe (for neighbors) indoor target range
burial vault
hiding place from train whistles and public noise
quiet retreat
no ugly green boxes on the lawn
save money on sinkhole insurance
and probably a few things that haven't crossed my mind yet. Any more ideas?
:a040:
Yah...concrete the sinkhole and fill it with water...then invite all your friends over for a pool party!
:pepper2: :beer3:
justanormalgirl
02-10-2012, 12:32 PM
That's why I pack a banana in my lunch. :)
:clap2: :1rotfl:
justanormalgirl
02-10-2012, 12:37 PM
Is that why the squares start clearing out around 8 p.m? We always thought maybe that was bedtime...now I think it must be when the aliens start to appear and the Villages residents know it so they head home only to leave us visitors in the crowd to become alien fodder!
By the way...and just in case......the next time we visit the Villages square(s) you'll be able to recognize me by my tin foil hat! :ho:
tainsley
02-10-2012, 12:43 PM
Is there a comedy club in TV? I have enjoyed all of your comments!
justanormalgirl
02-10-2012, 01:34 PM
Is there a comedy club in TV? I have enjoyed all of your comments!
Not anymore...I heard the aliens got 'em!... ;)
2BNTV
02-10-2012, 02:33 PM
Is there a comedy club in TV? I have enjoyed all of your comments!
Not anymore...I heard the aliens got 'em!... ;)
ALF is in TV? :)
rubicon
02-10-2012, 04:00 PM
Good one Bogie! And no two-fers on frozen margaritas. More discrimination. I'm calling the ACLU asap.
I guarantee that the ACLU will take the case
skyguy79
02-10-2012, 05:59 PM
...don't forget--we have gators here too. Be very, very afraid.:icon_wink:Do Martians have gators on Mars?
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swrinfla
02-10-2012, 06:13 PM
I have to ask:
What have y'all been drinking????????????????????
Just about the craziest thread I've seen in years! :a040:
Still, I guess it's just a bunch of Villagers acting normal?
SWR
:beer3:
skyguy79
02-10-2012, 07:13 PM
I have to ask:
What have y'all been drinking????????????????????
Just about the craziest thread I've seen in years! :a040:
Still, I guess it's just a bunch of Villagers acting normal?
SWR
:beer3:Be careful SWR, they just might be looking for you!!! http://www.theborggaming.net/community/images/greensmilies/icon_alien.gif
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CaptJohn
02-10-2012, 08:42 PM
Is there a comedy club in TV? I have enjoyed all of your comments!
Maybe Sky and I could start one! Who's on Third?
CarGuys
02-10-2012, 08:59 PM
Not to worry...as soon as Brownwood opens and that High Plains Drifter comes riding in or around all those roundabouts...he'll clean this town up! :MOJE_whot:
All the digging and weight of the new constructions will shift the sinkholes and other problems down to that end.
So were all saved. Stuff runs down hill right?:)
tainsley
02-10-2012, 10:06 PM
That's right! We are on Tamarind Grove. Where are
You?
Trish Crocker
02-10-2012, 11:56 PM
Sink holes, jewelry thefts, the war with Ocala and the daily threat of bombings :boom: , no longer allowing golf carts to be driven in TV :22yikes:
I'm wondering if this is the place I really want to live?? :icon_wink:
:1rotfl:
They left out the part about the snakes...
skyguy79
02-11-2012, 12:11 AM
They left out the part about the snakes...I believe you pay a higher price for a home near a burrow of snakes! :faint:
Barefoot
02-11-2012, 01:09 AM
I believe you pay a higher price for a home near a burrow of snakes! :faint:
Yes, living near a burrow of snakes helps a lot. Snakes are great. They eat the big rats and sometimes even a coyote.
justanormalgirl
02-11-2012, 09:21 AM
They left out the part about the snakes...
SNAKES?? I can live with bombings, no golf cart, sink holes, alien abduction and a lot of things but snakes?? :faint: Oh no...no snakes...that changes everything! ;)
Figmo Bohica
02-11-2012, 10:16 AM
SNAKES?? I can live with bombings, no golf cart, sink holes, alien abduction and a lot of things but snakes?? :faint: Oh no...no snakes...that changes everything! ;)
Google snakes in Florida. They be some really big ones here abouts. :coolsmiley::MOJE_whot:
skyguy79
02-11-2012, 10:26 AM
Yes, living near a burrow of snakes helps a lot. Snakes are great. They eat the big rats and sometimes even a coyote.It's rumored that James Cagney would import snakes because he he hated the rats on his property.
That's why he was aledged to have coined the expression... "You dirty rat, you!!! http://www.dance-forums.com/images/smilies/icon_snake.gif
senior citizen
02-11-2012, 11:16 AM
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TF Hutch
02-11-2012, 11:57 AM
Yes, living near a burrow of snakes helps a lot. Snakes are great. They eat the big rats and sometimes even a coyote.
Small dogs too !
justanormalgirl
02-11-2012, 12:20 PM
Small dogs too !
Uh oh...cold chills :cold:.....my little thread has taken an ugly turn. I have 2 small dogs and now I feel the need to show them this thread for full disclosure and allow them to be a part of our moving decision.
BRB.......
Well, they say they won't play with the snakes and I can make them little tin foil hats to keep the aliens away. :)
So......all is well again and we're back on track! :D
cappyjon431
02-11-2012, 01:01 PM
Hubby says, "Underground railway to your neighbors home or the next village in case you have to escape from whatever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Cave diving via the water supply
We feel much much better about the whole thing now ! Burial vault is good.
That's one of the reasons I don't fear sink holes. I'm a certified cave diver and certified cavern diver instructor. Many of the sink holes in this area of Florida have opened up some of the best cave diving sites in the world. One person's "finanacial calamity" could be another person's financial gold mine.
All kidding aside, for an amazing view of what these sink holes can uncover, see: Devils Den Springs Scuba Diving Resort (http://devilsden.com/)
skyguy79
02-11-2012, 03:24 PM
Small dogs too !In that case you can probably get Fumar Funding Corp. to finance the snake relocation expenses. :doggie:
senior citizen
02-11-2012, 03:44 PM
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cappyjon431
02-11-2012, 03:54 PM
BEAUTIFUL PLACE if you are really into cave diving etc.
Have you seen the movie "SANCTUM" ????????
3-D action film re caves in the South Pacific.....Esa-ala Caves.
Nail biting journey down and out............we saw it last year & then bought our son a DVD of same movie "Sanctum". Amazon.com has it.
Our son took scuba diving to be certificed (in Colorado of all places) and took groups off the coast of Mexico, etc. Hubby believes he also did cave diving.
Yes, I enjoyed Sanctum very much (have it saved on my DVR).
I have been a scuba instructor for 20 years and I basically took it up to help subsidize my cave diving addiction. North Central Florida offers some of the best cave diving in the world. I worked as a scuba instructor in Belize, the Bahamas, Puerto Rico, and Panama but one of the things that helped convince me to move to TV was the proximity to all the great cave systems (which are usually accesed through sink holes).
Enough of my hijack--what really scares me are some of the line dancers in Spanish Springs town squares--whatever you do, don't get in their way!:icon_wink:
happyinthevillages
02-11-2012, 06:36 PM
Ut OH! Wait for it......? BOOM! kapow@! Dog pooped in my yard! must of been those Ocala peoples??: :a040:
happyinthevillages
02-11-2012, 06:38 PM
Urine missiles???:coolsmiley:
skyguy79
02-11-2012, 08:01 PM
Urine missiles???:coolsmiley:Careful there buddy, evolution has given dogs a distinct advantage in that area!
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buzzy
02-11-2012, 08:40 PM
Yes, I enjoyed Sanctum very much (have it saved on my DVR).
I have been a scuba instructor for 20 years and I basically took it up to help subsidize my cave diving addiction. North Central Florida offers some of the best cave diving in the world. I worked as a scuba instructor in Belize, the Bahamas, Puerto Rico, and Panama but one of the things that helped convince me to move to TV was the proximity to all the great cave systems (which are usually accesed through sink holes).
Interesting, I've been meaning to ask you how you could give up diving by being so far inland. I would like to have a go at cave-diving when I am there full time.
cappyjon431
02-11-2012, 09:00 PM
Interesting, I've been meaning to ask you how you could give up diving by being so far inland. I would like to have a go at cave-diving when I am there full time.
Check out Ginnie Springs, Devil's Den and Blue Grotto. They all have cave-like environments but do not require specialized training. If you enjoy those, definitely get the proper training to check out the cave systems here.
senior citizen
02-12-2012, 07:22 AM
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