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ijusluvit
03-26-2012, 09:04 AM
Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar�

Tiger turns to Stevie and says, �How�s the singing career going?�

Stevie replies, �Not too bad. How�s the golf?�

Woods replies, �Not too bad, I�ve had some problems with my swing, but
I think I�ve got that right, now.�

Stevie says, �I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to
stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I
play, it seems to be all right.�

Incredulous, Tiger says, �You play GOLF?�

Stevie says, �Yes, I�ve been playing for years.�

Tiger says, �But � you�re blind! How can you play golf if you can�t see?�

Stevie Wonder replies, �Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of
the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and
play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands,
the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I
play the ball towards his voice.�

But, �How do you putt� asks Tiger.

�Well�, says Stevie, �I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole
and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball
toward his voice.�

Tiger asks, �What�s your handicap?�

Stevie says, �Well, actually � I�m a scratch golfer.�

Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, �We�ve got to play a round sometime.�

Stevie replies, �Well, people don�t take me seriously, so I only play
for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole. Is that a
problem?�

Woods thinks about it and says, �I can afford that; OK, $10,000 a hole
is fine with me. When would you like to play?�

Stevie Wonder says, �Pick a night.�