Its Bush's Fault

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Gunshot to the Head Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.

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Sounds like a half-baked story to me but interesting.

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but then again, isn't everything? :sigh: Love it!

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The secret service fiasco was the fault of bush'''''

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The secret service fiasco was the fault of bush'''''

Or was it the "pursuit of bush"...

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"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

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I dough-no if she was really shot but it was definitely "W"s fault.

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Hey, I'm a fellow Kentuckian, and currently building in Sanibel. Living in Frankfort right now, but born and raised in Danville. You?

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snopes.com: The Biscuit Bullet (http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.asp)

This urban legend has been around since at least early 1994.

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but no less funny....and no doubt, now much more accurate!

btk

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snopes.com: The Biscuit Bullet (http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.asp)

This urban legend has been around since at least early 1994.

Don't think anyone took this seriously, except that it was seriously funny.

I know I got a huge giggle out of it :)

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If anyone even thought of taking this serious, you need a better sense of humor. I was a joke, nothing else but a joke.

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received, responded to and passed on as intended joke.
What else could it be?

btk

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The only piece of that story I believed is that when Obama heard about it he did blame Bush. Its a natural reflex for him.

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Which one? The old man, Junior, or Jethro?

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Which one? The old man, Junior, or Jethro?

Geezz; now we gotta explain the joke?

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"My only point was, those that feel compelled to go around bragging about what they supposedly ARE, usually AREN'T."

And boy does this fit oh so many folks does it not?

(I know it is not exactly on topic but it certainly is related.....enough?....maybe?

btk

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I thought the original post was really funny and definitely this forum needs a little humor at times.