Funeral Service

[TicoTexan]

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,

'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied...
'Two years older than me'

'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented..

She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?

[another Linda]

LOL. gotta tell you though. Go to Spanish Springs and you'll see some "oldies but goodies" having a great time dancing. When I'm 96, if I'm lucky enough to get there, that's where I want to be!

[rustyemerson]

This got me chuckling. :)

[thekeithfan]

Now that's funny! I'm willing to bet she doesn't buy green bananas!