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Villageshooter
06-11-2012, 02:57 PM
that huge gator known as lake sumpter bridge got another cart last night ,, was walking about 11:30 just past sunset area 2 big gals who had few drinks in them passed me going the other way they were hooping hollering weaving around and all of a sudden they hit traffic side curb ,,was like a elephant stubbing his toe,,, they both bounced out of the cart,, cart was over the curb,, they both were still having a good time,, I helped them get the cart back in path lane, they thanked me,,, off they went.... I am sure they were 2 sore hung over fat gals this morning!

skyc6
06-11-2012, 03:47 PM
Did you call the police?? Sounds like they shouldn't be on the road!

paulandjean
06-11-2012, 03:49 PM
No harm---No foul

Taltarzac725
06-11-2012, 03:56 PM
that huge gator known as lake sumpter bridge got another cart last night ,, was walking about 11:30 just past sunset area 2 big gals who had few drinks in them past me going the other way they were hooping hollering weaving around and all of a sudden they hit traffic side curb ,,was like a elephant stubbing his toe,,, they both bounced out of the cart,, cart was over the curb,, they both were still having a good time,, I helped them get the cart back in path lane, they thanked me,,, off they went.... I am sure they were 2 sore hung over fat gals this morning!

You really know how to put a title on a thread. Certainly got me to take a look.

Villageshooter
06-11-2012, 04:04 PM
At that time of nite,,,these gals didnt need the cops,,,,they needed 8 hours to sleep it off,,,,,I am not there mama,,,,,be careful out there! This is America's friendliest home town,,,, I would have offered to take them home but I didn't have any $$ with me I was afraid they would have wanted to get some tacos at taco bells I couldn't afford to feed 2drunk fat gals!

Tom Hannon
06-11-2012, 04:05 PM
No harm---No foul

No harm, no foul...until later on when they could have cut someone else off. Cops should have been called.

Bill-n-Brillo
06-11-2012, 04:46 PM
Was there a need to repeatedly refer to the size of the ladies in such a way? :shrug:

And also keep in mind..............there is still no pee in Lake Sumter. :pepper2:

Bill :)

Villageshooter
06-11-2012, 05:01 PM
I only report the way I seen it,,, they were 2 big ol gals,,,,If there were 2 skinny things I would have said so.... Oh yes there is "p" in lake Sumptner,, I know cause I have peed in it more than once,,,, enjoy!!! Buy bigger panties when the ones you have get in a wad ,,, I do an it makes me feel good!

BobKat1
06-11-2012, 05:03 PM
Was there a need to repeatedly refer to the size of the ladies in such a way? :shrug:

And also keep in mind..............there is still no pee in Lake Sumter. :pepper2:

Bill :)

I thought the same thing. You articulated it better than I could.

CaptJohn
06-11-2012, 05:14 PM
I only report the way I seen it,,, they were 2 big ol gals,,,,If there were 2 skinny things I would have said so.... Oh yes there is "p" in lake Sumptner,, I know cause I have peed in it more than once,,,, enjoy!!! Buy bigger panties when the ones you have get in a wad ,,, I do an it makes me feel good!

There may be a 'p' in the lake now but the 'n' should not be in there!

Golfer in Sanibel
06-11-2012, 05:56 PM
You really know how to put a title on a thread. Certainly got me to take a look.

Hahaha, me too!

Bill-n-Brillo
06-11-2012, 06:02 PM
I only report the way I seen it,,, they were 2 big ol gals,,,,If there were 2 skinny things I would have said so.... Oh yes there is "p" in lake Sumptner,, I know cause I have peed in it more than once,,,, enjoy!!! Buy bigger panties when the ones you have get in a wad ,,, I do an it makes me feel good!

Big women.....skinny women - their size is not pertinent to the point of your original post so no need to mention....IMHO.

Bill :)

jgbama
06-11-2012, 06:07 PM
At that time of nite,,,these gals didnt need the cops,,,,they needed 8 hours to sleep it off,,,,,I am not there mama,,,,,be careful out there! This is America's friendliest home town,,,, I would have offered to take them home but I didn't have any $$ with me I was afraid they would have wanted to get some tacos at taco bells I couldn't afford to feed 2drunk fat gals!

Shooter, your descriptions are too funny! Everytime we cross the "gator" I tell DW how nervous those narrow cart lanes make me feel. You see lots of cart tire marks on the curbing. Wish there was some way they could widen the cart path on the bridge. Can't imagine crossing it with a few "brewskys" distorting my vision! :laugh:

asianthree
06-11-2012, 07:24 PM
I was looking for the gator

Burgosforrent
06-11-2012, 08:44 PM
Big women.....skinny women - their size is not pertinent to the point of your original post so no need to mention....IMHO.

Bill :)

:bigbow:

:bigbow:

Villageshooter
06-11-2012, 09:56 PM
If you would've seen these 2 gals bouncing around like big old beach balls you would realize their size was very relevant it's just my description not your characterization. The main message is be careful on that bridge or the gator will get u!

KathieI
06-11-2012, 10:05 PM
I don't care, but I'm sure getting a chuckle out of this whole story. Loved the title,,, sure did think there was a gator in this story. Oh well, just two fat chicks,,, hahahaha,,, now everyone will be mad at me too. :evil6:

kaydee
06-11-2012, 10:06 PM
I really don't much care what the size of the girls/females were but I certainly care about the fact that a vehicle was being driven by someone who had no business being behind the wheel. I woud have called 911..... I know I would not have been kind enough to help flip the cart back over so they could go on their merry way.

chuckster
06-11-2012, 10:18 PM
It's all BS..............from another rumor monger......

Chinook
06-11-2012, 10:19 PM
Thank you Bill, I also felt offended at the language used to describe the two "fat gals". I'm not even fat, but as a lady, it is not very polite language to use. So what they were feeling no pain and laughing, after all, isn't it a happy place! Everyone has worked 40 years or so to get here!

TOTV Team
06-11-2012, 10:24 PM
Everyone has been advised of the alligator. Thread closed.