Skip2MySue
07-03-2012, 04:00 PM
A golfer accidentally overturned his cart.
Elizabeth, a "beautiful" real golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him.
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>> "Hey, are you okay, what's your name?"
>> "Jim," he replied.
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>> "Jim forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest up and I'll help you get the cart up later."
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>> "That's mighty nice of you," Jim answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."
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>> "Aw come on," Elizabeth insisted.
>> She was very pretty and persuasive.
>> "Well okay," Jim finally agreed,
>> And added, "but my wife won't like it."
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>> After a hearty drink AND sexy driving and putting lessons, Jim thanked his host.
>> "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be real upset."
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>> "Don't be foolish!” Elizabeth said with a smile , she wont know anything. By the way, where is she?"
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>> "Under the cart!"
>>
Elizabeth, a "beautiful" real golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him.
>>
>> "Hey, are you okay, what's your name?"
>> "Jim," he replied.
>>
>> "Jim forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest up and I'll help you get the cart up later."
>>
>> "That's mighty nice of you," Jim answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."
>>
>> "Aw come on," Elizabeth insisted.
>> She was very pretty and persuasive.
>> "Well okay," Jim finally agreed,
>> And added, "but my wife won't like it."
>>
>> After a hearty drink AND sexy driving and putting lessons, Jim thanked his host.
>> "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be real upset."
>>
>> "Don't be foolish!” Elizabeth said with a smile , she wont know anything. By the way, where is she?"
>>
>> "Under the cart!"
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