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View Full Version : From a French joke seen on Facebook which I am translating loosely.


Taltarzac725
07-13-2012, 06:58 AM
Aging towards riches:

Your hair becomes silver.
Your teeth become gold.
You develop stones as hard as diamonds in your loins.
You may develop a lead foot especially in a golf cart.
Your blood becomes full of sugars.
Your circulation system collects more iron.

And, you develop a very huge reservoir of Natural Gas!