Taltarzac725
10-31-2012, 09:27 AM
Had to drive my mother's car to get gas at the Shell on CR466 and pick up some donuts and other stuff at that Publix this Halloween morning.
I rarely drive my Mom's car so I am not used to the various special features like the key chain unlock with its anti-theft device.
So, I am done buying groceries but forget that you have to first click the key chain before trying to open the car door with the key.
I turn the key and all hell breaks lose. On goes the alarm which I cannot figure out how to turn off at the moment.
Heads turn including some good Samaritan playing Cat Woman who brings out the Publix police in the guise of a Halloween made up Frankenstein.
The horn has stopped but now I cannot get the car started and Frankenstein is closing in.
I try to think myself out of this predicament.
What would a calm cool collected person do? Have to remember that Frankenstein is getting closer and closer after being alerted by Cat Woman.
No longer see Cat Woman. She must be watching from the Publix window to see if she nabbed a Car Thief.
I think maybe I should push the button another time on the unlock feature of the key chain.
That just starts the alarm again and has also brings a Dracula out of the Publix sliding doors.
Now I am in real trouble. Dracula and Frankenstein coming. At least, there is no Mummy.
I try pushing the button a few more times and bingo; the radio turns on to my Mom's favorite Villages radio station.
Before Frankenstein actually gets to my Mom's car I discover that I can and will take the donuts to my parent's breakfast rather than to that of the cops or perhaps to that of Dracula and Frankenstein.
(I am taking huge poetic license with this story).
I rarely drive my Mom's car so I am not used to the various special features like the key chain unlock with its anti-theft device.
So, I am done buying groceries but forget that you have to first click the key chain before trying to open the car door with the key.
I turn the key and all hell breaks lose. On goes the alarm which I cannot figure out how to turn off at the moment.
Heads turn including some good Samaritan playing Cat Woman who brings out the Publix police in the guise of a Halloween made up Frankenstein.
The horn has stopped but now I cannot get the car started and Frankenstein is closing in.
I try to think myself out of this predicament.
What would a calm cool collected person do? Have to remember that Frankenstein is getting closer and closer after being alerted by Cat Woman.
No longer see Cat Woman. She must be watching from the Publix window to see if she nabbed a Car Thief.
I think maybe I should push the button another time on the unlock feature of the key chain.
That just starts the alarm again and has also brings a Dracula out of the Publix sliding doors.
Now I am in real trouble. Dracula and Frankenstein coming. At least, there is no Mummy.
I try pushing the button a few more times and bingo; the radio turns on to my Mom's favorite Villages radio station.
Before Frankenstein actually gets to my Mom's car I discover that I can and will take the donuts to my parent's breakfast rather than to that of the cops or perhaps to that of Dracula and Frankenstein.
(I am taking huge poetic license with this story).