Let's write a short story....

[pooh]

Continue the sentences before yours....write just one sentence and if you can, quote the post before yours so the story will be shown in its entirety. It's one of those days.... :D Here goes....

It was a dark, gloomy afternoon in Central Florida, most unusual for this time of year.

[graciegirl]

Continue the sentences before yours....write just one sentence and if you can, quote the post before yours so the story will be shown in its entirety. It's one of those days.... :D Here goes....

It was a dark, gloomy afternoon in Central Florida, most unusual for this time of year.

But lights were beginning to sparkle inside and outside of many homes in preparation for the holiday season, and folks were making plans..........

[mfp509]

Gave my holiday spirit a boost by going to the "White Christmas" matinee at the Savannah Center.

[2BNTV]

Gave my holiday spirit a boost by going to the "White Christmas" matinee at the Savannah Center.

Everyone was singing Christmas carols.

[BarryRX]

Everyone was singing Christmas carols.
Except for one suspicious looking gentleman wearing dark glasses.

[skyguy79]

Except for one suspicious looking gentleman wearing dark glasses.People suspected it was Fumar, but nobody was sure that it actually was!

[PPreu]

Dark sunglasses, on a dark and gloomy day, I began to wonder...

[janmcn]

Except for one suspicious looking gentleman wearing dark glasses.

Could he have anything to do with the body laying in the parking lot?

[Bill-n-Brillo]

Could he have anything to do with the body laying in the parking lot?

......with the dog sitting next to it......

Bill :)

[Skip2MySue]

......with the dog sitting next to it......

Bill :)

guarding a 12 pack of Twinkies.....
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[BarryRX]

......with the dog sitting next to it......

Bill :)

The suspicious looking man whistled for the dog and they both got into a black SUV with tinted windows and government plates and left before the police arrived.

[ijusluvit]

guarding a 12 pack of Twinkies.....
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No that person was just sleeping, holding his place and waiting for the annual Christmas parade.

[lanabanana73]

guarding a 12 pack of Twinkies.....
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and a partially filled poop bag in open view.

[mrfixit]

Upon further inspection, the nice police officer exclaimed.....
......................OMG that man ran over TWO packages of Ding-Dongs.

[skyguy79]

Continue the sentences before yours....write just one sentence and if you can, quote the post before yours so the story will be shown in its entirety.Just a friendly reminder to remember the proceedure shown above, as requested by pooh, the OP!

[skyguy79]

Upon further inspection, the nice police officer exclaimed.....
......................OMG that man ran over TWO packages of Ding-Dongs.Speaking of Ding Dongs, did you...

[pooh]

OMG, this is an hysterical story.....I LOVE IT!!!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Keep up the good work:BigApplause::BigApplause::BigApplause:

[eweissenbach]

Speaking of Ding Dongs, did you...

Know that they were laced with arsenic, said the Wildwood City Marshall. The victim was a known yard ornamentor and........

[BarryRX]

Know that they were laced with arsenic, said the Wildwood City Marshall. The victim was a known yard ornamentor and........
and had recently been observed placing dog feces in the trash can at the mail boxes.

[eweissenbach]

and had recently been observed placing dog feces in the trash can at the mail boxes.

A bystander (who looked a lot like fumar) said "well then, he got what he deserved". To which the officer replied......

[skyguy79]

A bystander (who looked a lot like fumar) said "well then, he got what he deserved". To which the officer replied.........well poo poo on you, then proceeded to....

[CFrance]

guarding a 12 pack of Twinkies.....
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And three loaves of Wonder Bread. Then out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a man approaching. He looked like Santa Claus with a gun.

[skyguy79]

...well poo poo on you, then proceeded to....change the subject. However, someone...

[eweissenbach]

change the subject. However, someone...

recognized in the growing crowd the faint image of.........

[mrfixit]

recognized in the growing crowd the faint image of.........

.....FUMAR, sporting a HUGE Grin, being led back to the scene by....

[cathyw]

.....FUMAR, sporting a HUGE Grin, being led back to the scene by....

graciegirl and the posse with their water guns pointed at...

[eweissenbach]

.....FUMAR, sporting a HUGE Grin, being led back to the scene by....

the ear by Barefoot, who was wearing the uniform of the Canadian Mounted Police. Bare was heard lecturing Fumar, who was dressed as a.......

[graciegirl]

A bystander (who looked a lot like fumar) said "well then, he got what he deserved". To which the officer replied......

He deserves to have a colonoscopy hose attached to his ...armpit and after that............

[eweissenbach]

He deserves to have a colonoscopy hose attached to his ...armpit and after that............
..we shall all dance the boogaloo, and sing nursery rhymes while......

[skyguy79]

..we shall all dance the boogaloo, and sing nursery rhymes while......... Graciegirl puts the hose away and cleans up the mess! Yikes, everyone duck! Graciegirl is...

[eweissenbach]

... Graciegirl puts the hose away and cleans up the mess! Yikes, everyone duck! Graciegirl is...

Doing a maniacal version of the boogaloo on Fumar's forehead and.........

[skyguy79]

Doing a maniacal version of the boogaloo on Fumar's forehead and............stuffs dog hair down his...

[eweissenbach]

...stuffs dog hair down his...

coat pocket, which causes the crowd to shout, as one.................

[mrfixit]

coat pocket, which causes the crowd to shout, as one.................

...he has been raising cross-eyed billygoats and blaming all the.....

[eweissenbach]

...he has been raising cross-eyed billygoats and blaming all the.....

roundabout drivers for the problem. Meanwhile, back at design center.....

[graciegirl]

roundabout drivers for the problem. Meanwhile, back at design center.....

Lily Marie wanted to change out the Formica countertops with a new substance made of dried bubble gum and they told her she could if she would..............

[eweissenbach]

Lily Marie wanted to change out the Formica countertops with a new substance made of dried bubble gum and they told her she could if she would..............

sacrifice a snowbird in the Lake Sumter Landing Square. She thought for a few moments and then.......

[ugotme]

sacrifice a snowbird in the Lake Sumter Landing Square. She thought for a few moments and then.......

Agreed if someone could find a slice of Ci Ci's pizza to. . .

[eweissenbach]

Agreed if someone could find a slice of Ci Ci's pizza to. . .

use as the accelerant. Pturner said she could get the pizza if skyguy would get........

[ugotme]

use as the accelerant. Pturner said she could get the pizza if skyguy would get........

The ammunition from Figmo who could then . . .

[CFrance]

The ammunition from Figmo who could then . . .

... shoot the bird and eat the pizza, then...

[eweissenbach]

... shoot the bird and eat the pizza, then...

.....But wait, says gracie, the pizza was to be the accelerant for the fire to sacrifice the snowbird! Now we can't get Lily Marie the bubblegum countertop she needs in order to......

[skyguy79]

... shoot the bird and eat the pizza, then......wake up the next morning with a tummy ache. He then went to see...

[eweissenbach]

.....But wait, says gracie, the pizza was to be the accelerant for the fire to sacrifice the snowbird! Now we can't get Lily Marie the bubblegum countertop she needs in order to......

Make her husband, the bubble gum king of Baltimore, happy. But if she chews all that gum she will....
...wake up the next morning with a tummy ache. He then went to see...

The many authors of this disjointed story to try and make sense of the plot before.......

[skyguy79]

Make her husband, the bubble gum king of Baltimore, happy. But if she chews all that gum she will....(A)....


The many authors of this disjointed story to try and make sense of the plot before.......(B)....(A) blow up like the Goodyear blimp before... (A Continued & B) ...going to bed for the evening. Goodnight all!

[Barefoot]

Make her husband, the bubble gum king of Baltimore, happy. But if she chews all that gum she will.... ......


blow up like the Goodyear blimp before...

before she rolls over to the town square to celebrate the christmas tree lighting and ..........

[jblum315]

Meanwhile, Bob, Tom, Ed and Joe were enjoying their usual Tuesday afternoon golf game.

[Taltarzac725]

Meanwhile, Bob, Tom, Ed and Joe were enjoying their usual Tuesday afternoon golf game.

Until, the coyote decided he better poop in the 16th hole before Fumar caught it with a dog catcher's net for his weekly pre-polo sacrifice to the ancient Polo God Boy Howdy.

[CFrance]

Until, the coyote decided he better poop in the 16th hole before Fumar caught it with a dog catcher's net for his weekly pre-polo sacrifice to the ancient Polo God Boy Howdy.,

Who should actually be called Poo Howdy, but never mind... Fumar meets up with the bubble gum counter lady (do they even know each other?), and together they blow bubble gum ornaments for the trees on the square, after which...

[eweissenbach]

,

Who should actually be called Poo Howdy, but never mind... Fumar meets up with the bubble gum counter lady (do they even know each other?), and together they blow bubble gum ornaments for the trees on the square, after which...

Gary Morse gives Fumar a commendation for his good work with the animal shelter. But just at that instant, out of nowhere (well, actually from behind the Wal Mart on 441) comes EdV on his souped up customized golf car. Taltarzac waves him down on the cart bridge and says:.....

[cathyw]

before she rolls over to the town square to celebrate the christmas tree lighting and ..........

when she got to the square....all the seats were saved...there was a bag of popcorn on each seat...was it really Bill ? The plot thickens as....

[Taltarzac725]

Gary Morse gives Fumar a commendation for his good work with the animal shelter. But just at that instant, out of nowhere (well, actually from behind the Wal Mart on 441) comes EdV on his souped up customized golf car. Taltarzac waves him down on the cart bridge and says:.....

...Boy Howdy--the ancient polo god-- is very upset with Fumar because the other polo side will probably win on Friday because Fumar faced West rather than East at the pooping at the mail center without clean-up Peggy the Poodle sacrifice.

[eweissenbach]

...Boy Howdy--the ancient polo god-- is very upset with Fumar because the other polo side will probably win on Friday because Fumar faced West rather than East at the pooping at the mail center without clean-up Peggy the Poodle sacrifice.

As usual, EdV said "I have no idea what you are talking about Tal! However I have come all the way from Stonecrest in order to save Lisa from this cockamamy bubble gum counter top fiasco. Now jump in Tal and we will head for the design center!" To which Tal answered...........

[Taltarzac725]

As usual, EdV said "I have no idea what you are talking about Tal! However I have come all the way from Stonecrest in order to save Lisa from this cockamamy bubble gum counter top fiasco. Now jump in Tal and we will head for the design center!" To which Tal answered...........

...the cockamamy bubble gum counter top is made from the gum collected from Villages' movie theater seats from which the Morses demand a cut.

[eweissenbach]

...the cockamamy bubble gum counter top is made from the gum collected from Villages' movie theater seats from which the Morses demand a cut.

Hmmmmm, replied EdV, well we can go door to door in Stonecrest and collect used gum. But wait! Is that Barefoot coming this way? And what does she have in her hand?..............

[shcisamax]

Hmmmmm, replied EdV, well we can go door to door in Stonecrest and collect used gum. But wait! Is that Barefoot coming this way? And what does she have in her hand?..............

By Golly, it is the poop bag from a pickleball court that someone,,,,who might that be...left while they were mulling over how to take the cut from the Morse's bubblegum money maker.

[shcisamax]

By Golly, it is the poop bag from a pickleball court that someone,,,,who might that be...left while they were mulling over how to take the cut from the Morse's bubblegum money maker.

And in the nick of time, PLVillager posted a sign on Buena Vista alerting the general public to the dangers of nonvegan bubblegum which said: BEWARE OF CHEWING that caused

[eweissenbach]

And in the nick of time, PLVillager posted a sign on Buena Vista alerting the general public to the dangers of nonvegan bubblegum which said: BEWARE OF CHEWING that caused

A gawkers slowdown right at rush hour, with thousands of carts heading for the squares and the happy hour special "blue Hawaiian" beverage. The traffic backup allowed Golfingnut to slip through the crowd unnoticed, where he managed to....................

[graciegirl]

interspersed. omg you people are funny. I just love you to pieces. please continue.

[Skip2MySue]

A gawkers slowdown right at rush hour, with thousands of carts heading for the squares and the happy hour special "blue Hawaiian" beverage. The traffic backup allowed Golfingnut to slip through the crowd unnoticed, where he managed to....................

retrieve his errant drive and follow it up with the sweetest 3 wood slice headed towards.........

[shcisamax]

...

[eweissenbach]

retrieve his errant drive and follow it up with the sweetest 3 wood slice headed towards.........

Gary Morse' head just as he handed the commendation to Fumar. Fortunately, just before hitting the reclusive billionaire, Jennifer Parr smaked the offending ball with her pickleball paddle, having just come from an Intermediate tournament at Miona Lake, causing it to change direction and fly directly toward..........

[shcisamax]

Gary Morse' head just as he handed the commendation to Fumar. Fortunately, just before hitting the reclusive billionaire, Jennifer Parr smaked the offending ball with her pickleball paddle, having just come from an Intermediate tournament at Miona Lake, causing it to change direction and fly directly toward..........

Jimbo's new lot with the number one solar orientation in TV which

[eweissenbach]

Jimbo's new lot with the number one solar orientation in TV which

confused many people who did not know Jimbo had a lot, much less the number one solar orientation in TV. As the news spread it became apparent that......

[Skip2MySue]

confused many people who did not know Jimbo had a lot, much less the number one solar orientation in TV. As the news spread it became apparent that......

Jimbo must really have a life contrary to what many people kept saying after..........

[shcisamax]

there had been a rumor that, in fact, Jimbo and Happinow were.. GASP...one and the same person.

[skyguy79]

there had been a rumor that, in fact, Jimbo and Happinow were.. GASP...one and the same person.Say what? Jimbo and Happinow one in the same? No way! I've met Jumbo and Jumbo is no Happinow! However.....

[eweissenbach]

there had been a rumor that, in fact, Jimbo and Happinow were.. GASP...one and the same person.

But, as we all know, there are many false rumors circulating on TOTV, for example the one about Bill and Billo actually being Brad and Angelina! Although that one may be true, hmmmmmmmmmmm. But back to the story - the errant golf ball finally came to rest in the hole of a cinnamon bagel at Panera, where Pooh came for breakfast, and to her surprise...........

[2BNTV]

But, as we all know, there are many false rumors circulating on TOTV, for example the one about Bill and Billo actually being Brad and Angelina! Although that one may be true, hmmmmmmmmmmm. But back to the story - the errant golf ball finally came to rest in the hole of a cinnamon bagel at Panera, where Pooh came for breakfast, and to her surprise...........

She bit into her bagels and eclaimed , that's one tough bagel so she.....

[graciegirl]

decided right then and there to A. Not play golf again, and B, not eat Bagels and to never ever look for the right solar orientation to her lot . She knew Jimbo did want a place that was comfortable where the sun didn't shine because he always enjoyed..............

[2BNTV]

decided right then and there to A. Not play golf again, and B, not eat Bagels and to never ever look for the right solar orientation to her lot . She knew Jimbo did want a place that was comfortable where the sun didn't shine because he always enjoyed..............

reading a book while sitting in the shade. Jimbo also like to read blueprints of floor plans as he wanted to build a great house in TV so he..........

[eweissenbach]

decided right then and there to A. Not play golf again, and B, not eat Bagels and to never ever look for the right solar orientation to her lot . She knew Jimbo did want a place that was comfortable where the sun didn't shine because he always enjoyed..............

telling people to put it where the sun don't shine, but that's another story! Pooh, now in need of emergency dental work, headed for the dentist, but before she could get to her cart...........

[eweissenbach]

reading a book while sitting in the shade. Jimbo also like to read blueprints of floor plans as he wanted to build a great house in TV so he..........

reflected upon his habit of...

telling people to put it where the sun don't shine, but that's another story! Pooh, now in need of emergency dental work, headed for the dentist, but before she could get to her cart...........

she noticed several people dancing the boogaloo and chewing bubble gum, which caused her to...

[shcisamax]

[QUOTE=eweissenbach;587167]reflected upon his habit of...



explaining the ins and outs of smart TV strategy which Pattyland found annoying and caused her to spew sarcastic brilliance on TOTV giving the Admin and moderators (uh oh, am I in trouble now?) a run for their money which

[jblum315]

retrieve his errant drive and follow it up with the sweetest 3 wood slice headed towards.........

Fumar's window, which is luckily protected by a layer of bubblegum and. . .

[2BNTV]

Fumar's window, which is luckily protected by a layer of bubblegum and. . .

wax. In Fumar foyer. they were little doggie houses and it seems that Fumar really does love dogs but we won't tell anybody his deep secret. Fumar the great is beside himself for......,

[Barefoot]

[QUOTE=eweissenbach;587167]reflected upon his habit of...

explaining the ins and outs of smart TV strategy which Pattyland found annoying and caused her to spew sarcastic brilliance on TOTV giving the Admin and moderators (uh oh, am I in trouble now?) a run for their money which

led to an emergency meeting at Crispers which Pattyland attended with her dog dressed in a little Fumar outfit.

[2BNTV]

[quote=shcisamax;587170]

led to an emergency meeting at Crispers which Pattyland attended with her dog dressed in a little Fumar outfit.

Fumar was amused and Patty sure is a funny lady. A good time was had by all in attendance and the next Crispers will be attended by Trish but no one else will be there. What happened?, she exclaimed.She drown her sorrows in a ice cream float and went out a bought a house. She now plans to.......

[Barefoot]

[quote=Barefoot;587207]

Fumar was amused and Patty sure is a funny lady. A good time was had by all in attendance and the next Crispers will be attended by Trish but no one else will be there. What happened?, she exclaimed.She drown her sorrows in a ice cream float and went out a bought a house. She now plans to.......

hold a TOTV meeting every day of the month in her birdcage, where she will ......

[jblum315]

story is getting all mixed up, not following

[shcisamax]

[quote=2BNTV;587209]

hold a TOTV meeting every day of the month in her birdcage, where she will ......

finally consider having that colonoscopy that was being discussed but failing confidence in the local doctors, she opted instead to do a Walk Away The Pounds class hoping that

[Barefoot]

[quote=2BNTV;587209]

hold a TOTV meeting every day of the month in her birdcage, where she will ......

Ask Jimbo to prepare vegetarians treats, but everyone left and went searching for Twinkies which they found ....

[Barefoot]

[quote=Barefoot;587212]

finally consider having that colonoscopy that was being discussed but failing confidence in the local doctors, she opted instead to do a Walk Away The Pounds class hoping that

She could work off all the Twinkies she ate at Gracie's ......

[2BNTV]

[quote=2BNTV;587209]

hold a TOTV meeting every day of the month in her birdcage, where she will ......

greet and meet a lot of members. Her favorite story was told by Bill of Bill and Brillo, (the popcorn magnet), when he said......

[jblum315]

"It doesn't cost anything to be nice."

[eweissenbach]

"It doesn't cost anything to be nice."

However, Bill knew differently, as being nice had cost him a lot of money when he was approached by panhandlers over the years. Speaking of panhandlers it was at that very moment that Rubicon happened by, and trying to be kind, Bill said..............

[2BNTV]

However, Bill knew differently, as being nice had cost him a lot of money when he was approached by panhandlers over the years. Speaking of panhandlers it was at that very moment that Rubicon happened by, and trying to be kind, Bill said..............

Let ne help you out and gave Rubicon a bucket of popcorn fresh from his popcorn maker. To be extra nice, he included salt, butter and napkins. He then....

[graciegirl]

sit down and picked three popcorn hulls out of his teeth which made Rubicon frown and say.......................

[shcisamax]

sit down and picked three popcorn hulls out of his teeth which made Rubicon frown and say.......................

"I'd better make that dental appointment for a cleaning before Bill gets down again."

[2BNTV]

sit down and picked three popcorn hulls out of his teeth which made Rubicon frown and say.......................

Bill, this popcorn is terrible. He then left in a huff and decided to go to Gracies as she always has coffee and cake and he was hungry. Gracie was not home so he.........

[jblum315]

went to KathieL's instead, but she is never home, so Rubicon ended up at TooJay's, where he met. . .

[shcisamax]

sit down and picked three popcorn hulls out of his teeth which made Rubicon frown and say.......................

"I'd better make a dental appointment for a teeth cleaning before Bill gets down."

[eweissenbach]

Bill, this popcorn is terrible. He then left in a huff and decided to go to Gracies as she always has coffee and cake and he was hungry. Gracie was not home so he.........

Went to Seabreeze to swim a few laps. Not long thereafter, Gracie came home and she said to Sweetie that something told her that Rubicon had been there, and they had better check the house to see if everything was still there. After checking the silverware and her massive collection of jewelry, not to mention the coin collection and gold bars, and satisfied that everything was in place she took Helene and went to............

[shcisamax]

Hey we now have three different story lines...pick one and stick with it. It's 4:30 in the afternoon and I am not as sharp as I was earlier.

[shcisamax]

...

[pooh]

This story is making me laugh my butt off....even with the deviations here and there......it isn't easy with the Novocain I needed for the emergency dental work.....:loco::a20::a20:

[Villages PL]

Hey we now have three different story lines...pick one and stick with it. It's 4:30 in the afternoon and I am not as sharp as I was earlier.

So he suggested we go back to the "dark and gloomy afternoon" where a dead body was found in the parking lot of the Rialto Theater.

[Villages PL]

It turns out that the dead body was that of the author of the above short story. Someone evidently read it, went crazy, and decided to take revenge.

[graciegirl]

Nope. We aren't going back.

[graciegirl]

Went to Seabreeze to swim a few laps. Not long thereafter, Gracie came home and she said to Sweetie that something told her that Rubicon had been there, and they had better check the house to see if everything was still there. After checking the silverware and her massive collection of jewelry, not to mention the coin collection and gold bars, and satisfied that everything was in place she took Helene and went to............

see Santa Claus. She climbed onto his lap and he groaned.( Gracie had been hittin' those Twinkies hard lately before they all went away.) Gracie looked into Santa Claus' eyes and said plaintively..................Please Santa. Won't you bring me a big.....

[Villages PL]

Nope. We aren't going back.

Right, the man is dead, he can't take back what he wrote, lets move on and....

[graciegirl]

boy howdy.

[shcisamax]

see Santa Claus. She climbed onto his lap and he groaned.( Gracie had been hittin' those Twinkies hard lately before they all went away.) Gracie looked into Santa Claus' eyes and said plaintively..................Please Santa. Won't you bring me a big.....

supersized happy wish to give to PL for Christmas. Santa looked seriously into Gracie's eyes and whispered softly into her ear

[2BNTV]

see Santa Claus. She climbed onto his lap and he groaned.( Gracie had been hittin' those Twinkies hard lately before they all went away.) Gracie looked into Santa Claus' eyes and said plaintively..................Please Santa. Won't you bring me a big.....

Howdy Doody doll as I didn't get one when I was a child. Santa repied, "have you been a good girl"? Gracie replied, yes Santa. He knew she was......

[Villages PL]

see Santa Claus. She climbed onto his lap and he groaned.( Gracie had been hittin' those Twinkies hard lately before they all went away.) Gracie looked into Santa Claus' eyes and said plaintively..................Please Santa. Won't you bring me a big.....

...tractor trailer load of Twinkies, another short story that makes sense, and....

[Villages PL]

Howdy Doody doll as I didn't get one when I was a child. Santa repied, "have you been a good girl"? Gracie replied, yes Santa. He knew she was......

just saying what she had to say to get what she really wanted which was a "boy howdy" doll and.....

[2BNTV]

just saying what she had to say to get what she really wanted which was....

a brand new red Ferrari Lamborghini. She could jump in and be at Spainh Springs in less than two minutes. She was the envy of all.........

[Skip2MySue]

a brand new red Ferrari Lamborghini. She could jump in and be at Spainh Springs in less than two minutes. She was the envy of all.........

except the good people at Flipper's who wanted her to deliver pizza's to the South side of 466 but.........

[Villages PL]

except the good people at Flipper's who wanted her to deliver pizza's to the South side of 466 but.........

....she couldn't because 466 goes east and west. So she told them to take their pizza and.....

[ugotme]

place it in the correct solar orientation thereby . . .

[skyguy79]

place it in the correct solar orientation thereby . . .creating the worlds greatest solar pizza! OK, is everybody ready to...

[Barefoot]

creating the worlds greatest solar pizza! OK, is everybody ready to...

go to the Christmas lighting at LSL. I tied bags on some chairs and saved them for ..............

[skyguy79]

go to the Christmas lighting at LSL. I tied bags on some chairs and saved them for ..................the people bringing over the solar pizza! I wonder if the pizza can dance.....

[Bill-n-Brillo]

....the people bringing over the solar pizza! I wonder if the pizza can dance.....

.......in the seat of her "Ferrari Lamborghini" delivery car - - - - but is it a Ferrari......or a Lamborghini........or................

Bill :)

[skyguy79]

.......in the seat of her "Ferrari Lamborghini" delivery car - - - - but is it a Ferrari......or a Lamborghini........or................

Bill :)... or...... a little Nash Rambler! ♫ BEEP-BEEP, BEEP-BEEP his horn went BEEP-BEEP-BEEP! Aah, I forgot what I was about to.....

[CarolSells]

... or...... a little Nash Rambler! ♫ BEEP-BEEP, BEEP-BEEP his horn went BEEP-BEEP-BEEP! Aah, I forgot what I was about to.....say because the Road Runner meep meep flew by me saying that he had escaped from his birdcage and was headed over to Bonifay to

[skyguy79]

say because the Road Runner meep meepflew by him saying that he had escaped from his birdcage and was headed over to Bonifay to...get some birdseed! On the way he saw bigbird and...

[CarolSells]

get some birdseed! On the way he saw bigbird and... heard about the dead body. Apparently a woman in an itsy-bisty, teeny-weenie, yellow polk-a-dot bikini had been spotted leaving the scene by way of

[shcisamax]

heard about the dead body. Apparently a woman in an itsy-bisty, teeny-weenie, yellow polk-a-dot bikini had been spotted leaving the scene by way of
cutting across Gilchrist over to the new design center on Dafoe where the realtors were buzzing about trying to find

[CarolSells]

cutting across Gilchrist over to the new design center on Dafoe where the realtors were buzzing about trying to find buyers who didn't mind cigarette butts, renters, or snowbirds, or

[CFrance]

nails in the road. Meanwhile, Fumar and Gracie were...

[eweissenbach]

say because the Road Runner meep meep flew by me saying that he had escaped from his birdcage and was headed over to Bonifay to

get some birdseed! On the way he saw bigbird and...

heard about the dead body. Apparently a woman in an itsy-bisty, teeny-weenie, yellow polk-a-dot bikini had been spotted leaving the scene by way of

cutting across Gilchrist over to the new design center on Dafoe where the realtors were buzzing about trying to find

buyers who didn't mind cigarette butts, renters, or snowbirds, or

nails in the road. Meanwhile, Fumar and Gracie were...

Dancing the boogaloo while wading in the fountain at Spanish Springs. What really got people's attention however, was the gigantic......

[Bill-n-Brillo]

Dancing the boogaloo while wading in the fountain at Spanish Springs. What really got people's attention however, was the gigantic......

.......popcorn ball that was...........

Bill :)

[CarolSells]

Dancing the boogaloo while wading in the fountain at Spanish Springs. What really got people's attention however, was the gigantic...... "popcorn ball" that was actually a gator sharing the fountain with them. Luckily, it was the legendary motorized gator from Lake Sumter...

[Jaggy]

Dancing the boogaloo while wading in the fountain at Spanish Springs. What really got people's attention however, was the gigantic......
Purple People Eater singing Ew E Ew Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang

[anarick]

.......popcorn ball that was...........

Bill :)

shared in Katie Bells while waiting to ride the motorized bull. Then the...

[ugotme]

"popcorn ball" that was actually a gator sharing the fountain with them. Luckily, it was the legendary motorized gator from Lake Sumter...

But it was only a rental and moved real slow so . . .

[CarolSells]

Purple People Eater singing Ew E Ew Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang who brought his friend The Witch Doctor who told him to blow music through the horn on his head so that people could ..

[Taltarzac725]

who brought his friend The Witch Doctor who told him to blow music through the horn on his head so that people could ..

...call back the Lake Sumter Buffalo so that they could--of course-- christen Brownwood with real buffalo chips, hoof prints, broken windows, and lakes of Buffalo used water.

[jblum315]

...call back the Lake Sumter Buffalo so that they could--of course-- christen Brownwood with real buffalo chips, hoof prints, broken windows, and lakes of Buffalo used water.

That's recycled Buffalo water and the Brownwood theme song is "O give me a home where the Buffalo roam" . . .

[CFrance]

That's recycled Buffalo water and the Brownwood theme song is "O give me a home where the Buffalo roam" . . .

"And the gators and the coyote play..."

[shcisamax]

"And the gators and the coyote play..."


where seldom is heard, a negative word

and the oldies are playing all day.

[graciegirl]

where seldom is heard, a negative word

and the oldies are playing all day.

Home home at the home
at least that's what the younger all think..

We have it all here and folks are real deer
and the buffalo have gone elsewhere to...stink?

After everyone sang the song together, they got on their motorcycles, golf carts, bicycles, tricycles and in line skates and rode as a group over to see the huge brown..........................

[Taltarzac725]

Home home at the home
at least that's what the younger all think..

We have it all here and folks are real deer
and the buffalo have gone elsewhere to...stink?

After everyone sang the song together, they got on their motorcycles, golf carts, bicycles, tricycles and in line skates and rode as a group over to see the huge brown..........................

...cow chip which was to be used in the first Villages' cow pie fling as the Villagers and FL have to beat Wisconsin's 248 foot record throw. http://www.wiscowchip.com/ http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/08/30/drought-causes-shortage-in-wis-cow-chip-throw/

[CFrance]

...cow chip which was to be used in the first Villages' cow pie fling as the Villagers and FL have to beat Wisconsin's 248 foot record throw. Home - Wisconsin State Cow Chip Throw & Festival (http://www.wiscowchip.com/) Drought causes shortage in Wis. cow chip throw | Fox News (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/08/30/drought-causes-shortage-in-wis-cow-chip-throw/)

Practices were scheduled to be held at the polo grounds but, due to the abundance of unpicked-up horsey doo, needed to be moved to... (and a thread on picking up your horse's dung started on TOTV)

[shcisamax]

the lawns in the different villages but they found, alas, home owners were flinging bags and shovels full of dog poop at the irresponsible dog walkers which made it really difficult for the competition which now became between cow chips and dog poop.

[jblum315]

Practices were scheduled to be held at the polo grounds but, due to the abundance of unpicked-up horsey doo, needed to be moved to... (and a thread on picking up your horse's dung started on TOTV)

51st St. in New York City where 3 camels appearing in a Broadway musical are taken for a walk every morning and since the camel dung covers up the horse's dung it can all be picked up in one swell foop. . .

[2BNTV]

51st St. in New York City where 3 camels appearing in a Broadway musical are taken for a walk every morning and since the camel dung covers up the horse's dung it can all be picked up in one swell foop. . .

that Jackie Gleason remarked, "this is one revolting developement". Dog poop is a poopular topic amongst many people who.....

[Taltarzac725]

that Jackie Gleason remarked, "this is one revolting developement". Dog poop is a poopular topic amongst many people who.....

...Professor Sigmund Freud claims never got past a certain stage in their childhood development.

[shcisamax]

...Professor Sigmund Freud claims never got past a certain stage in their childhood development.

Of course, that just opened the door to ANOTHER dog poop thread on TOTV where the opposing sides lost all sense of the Christmas spirit and called upon The mayor of Gilchrist, AKA the Trooper, to become an impartial judge which of course he could not because of HIS Gracie that

[Taltarzac725]

...Professor Sigmund Freud claims never got past a certain stage in their childhood development.

Of course, Freud died from smoking 20 cigars a day for 45 years.... The case of Dr. Sigmund Freud (http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/library/studies/cu/cu24.html) So, getting back to the dog poop....

[shcisamax]

Of course, that just opened the door to ANOTHER dog poop thread on TOTV where the opposing sides lost all sense of the Christmas spirit and called upon The mayor of Gilchrist, AKA the Trooper, to become an impartial judge which of course he could not because of HIS Gracie that

for the most part sided with the pro dog faction. That said,

[Taltarzac725]

for the most part sided with the pro dog faction. That said,

...the dog poop could be used to fuel the alleged remote control gators in Lake Sumter which the living ones try to hump much to the chagrin of the mechanical operators. http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20111220/greenwich-village-soho/nyu-student-wants-convert-dog-poop-into-fuel

[ugotme]

...the dog poop could be used to fuel the alleged remote control gators in Lake Sumter which the living ones try to hump much to the chagrin of the mechanical operators. NYU Student Wants to Convert Dog Poop into Fuel - DNAinfo.com New York (http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20111220/greenwich-village-soho/nyu-student-wants-convert-dog-poop-into-fuel)

And along with that everyone shouted "LET THERE BE POOP !!!!"

[Taltarzac725]

And along with that everyone shouted "LET THERE BE POOP !!!!"

Just as long as it is not "THE POOP STOPS HERE!"

[2BNTV]

Dog poop threads are so entertaining but the saving seats in the squares is not a source of amusement as Gracie says..........

[Villages PL]

Dog poop threads are so entertaining but the saving seats in the squares is not a source of amusement as Gracie says..........

.....some people try to save seats by placing a bag of dog poop on top of the seat. That way no one will go near it because they're afraid of.......

[2BNTV]

.....some people try to save seats by placing a bag of dog poop on top of the seat. That way no one will go near it because they're afraid of.......

the smell. ewwwwwwwwwww. I say "one fanny in seat equals reserved", but there are people who fell a sense of entitlement so the issue......

[Villages PL]

the smell. ewwwwwwwwwww. I say "one fanny in seat equals reserved", but there are people who fell a sense of entitlement so the issue......

....needs to be looked into and evaluated further. For example, is it okay to save a seat if you need to get up to......

[Bill-n-Brillo]

....needs to be looked into and evaluated further. For example, is it okay to save a seat if you need to get up to......

..........ride in Gracie's pizza delivery car which she sometimes uses to........

Bill :)

[CFrance]

..........ride in Gracie's pizza delivery car which she sometimes uses to........

Bill :)

steal supposedly "saved" chairs from the squares, leaving the dog bags behind for...

[Taltarzac725]

steal supposedly "saved" chairs from the squares, leaving the dog bags behind for...

...Super duper pooper scoopers who charge $3.00 per bag to Square seat hoggers due to a revision in the FL Code meant to protect seniors' rights to colostomy bags from competition from pet owners.

[Villages PL]

...Super duper pooper scoopers who charge $3.00 per bag to Square seat hoggers due to a revision in the FL Code meant to protect seniors' rights to colostomy bags from competition from pet owners.

Then he wondered if all this talk about colostomy bags, and dog poop, was making anybody hungry for.....

[eweissenbach]

Then he wondered if all this talk about colostomy bags, and dog poop, was making anybody hungry for.....

strained prunes, but I digress. You see, the real intrigue surrounding this episode is really twofold - first; why did the design center fail to make bubblegum countertops available? and second; ............

[CFrance]

strained prunes, but I digress. You see, the real intrigue surrounding this episode is really twofold - first; why did the design center fail to make bubblegum countertops available? and second; ............

Who WAS that suspicious looking gentleman not singing Christmas carols that everyone suspected was Fumar? And furthermore...

[shcisamax]

Do we need a furthermore? or can we just say Goodnight Gracie.

[2BNTV]

..........ride in Gracie's pizza delivery car which she sometimes uses to........

Bill :)

ride around in with the girls posse shooting their water guns and drenching.........

[Taltarzac725]

ride around in with the girls posse shooting their water guns and drenching.........

...unsuspecting holders of Square's seats with awaiting unwanted presents of bubblegum scented water. :throwtomatoes:

[2BNTV]

...unsuspecting holders of Square's seats with awaiting unwanted presents of bubblegum scented water. :throwtomatoes:

They, (girls posse), proceeded to go to Toojays to get their just desserts. Having set TV people on the straight and narrow. So now, everyone will be afraid to save seats and we can.......

[jblum315]

They, (girls posse), proceeded to go to Toojays to get their just desserts. Having set TV people on the straight and narrow. So now, everyone will be afraid to save seats and we can.......

get to a 3 p.m. parade at 3 p.m.

[2BNTV]

get to a 3 p.m. parade at 3 p.m.

Everyone was so happy the saving seat issue was resolved. The girls posse can take break from enforcing people bad habits and can go.......

[Taltarzac725]

Everyone was so happy the saving seat issue was resolved. The girls posse can take break from enforcing people bad habits and can go.......

...crush peanut shells and throw them on the floor at Cody's Original Roadhouse while rooting for the ??? in the National College Football Title game.

[eweissenbach]

...crush peanut shells and throw them on the floor at Cody's Original Roadhouse while rooting for the ??? in the National College Football Title game.

And they all lived happily ever after! THE END

[CFrance]

And they all lived happily ever after! THE END

And they all lived happily ever after.

[Bill-n-Brillo]

So how was all THAT for a story, Pooh???

Bill :wave:

[Taltarzac725]

Rivals The Life of Pi for the surreal would be my take on this long thread.

[graciegirl]

Rivals The Life of Pi for the surreal would be my take on this long thread.


That was fun. Let's do it again in a week or so...and those who didn't participate this time, jump in.

Thanks Pooh. I am glad you didn't REALLY have a dental emergency. But if you keep beating me at golf, you might.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[2BNTV]

As usual, I feel asleep and missed the end. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Bill-n-Brillo]

As usual, I feel asleep and missed the end. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

That's what Sandy always tells me........... :icon_bored:

Bill :wave:

[pooh]

It was a GREAT story, thank you all for taking the time to write. It was funny, very, very funny! So many talented "writers" here on TOTV! Now I have to clean my iPad...reading the posts while drinking hot chocolate wasn't the wisest thing to do....laughing with a mouthful of cocoa can result in quite a mess!

I look forward to the next masterpiece!

[skyguy79]

I was just thinking that the next masterpeice could be called "The Grinch that Stole TOTV!" But that could turn out to be disasterous for all of us, especially Ken the Admin! :1rotfl:

[shcisamax]

I was just thinking that the next masterpeice could be called "The Grinch that Stole TOTV!" But that could turn out to be disasterous for all of us, especially Ken the Admin! :1rotfl:

Especially is The Grinch declares he is a democrat or a republican.

[CFrance]

Especially is The Grinch declares he is a democrat or a republican.

Or is hiding in the bushes somewhere south of 466 looking for lawn ornaments.:throwtomatoes:

[jblum315]

Or letting his reindeer poop on someone's lawn

[graciegirl]

or is older............

OR a SLOW golfer...........

[shcisamax]

or plays chicken on the roundabouts

[skyguy79]

or plays chicken on the roundabouts
...starts dancing the jig to the tune of the "Volga Boatmen!"

[Taltarzac725]

Or saves 10 seats at Paddock Mall while buying alcohol. The Grinch has his helper try to save all ten seats while sitting in one.

[2BNTV]

or stops paying for TOTV lunches at Crispers....

Heavens to Murgatroid!!!!!