Let's write a SHORT story, 3

[OldDave]

(OK, I miss it, so lets do it again...and with apologies to Snoopy) It was a dark and stormy night, a shot rang out, somewhere a woman screamed....

[ugotme]

(ok, i miss it, so lets do it again...and with apologies to snoopy) it was a dark and stormy night, a shot rang out, somewhere a woman screamed....

OH NO ! There's an ornament on that lawn! Now I have to . . .

[OldDave]

either go buy ornaments for my yard, so as not to be outdone, OR call the ornament police and report illegal decorations. I think I'll go ask......

[Jaggy]

either go buy ornaments for my yard, so as not to be outdone, OR call the ornament police and report illegal decorations. I think I'll go ask......

The poor ignored screaming shot -up lady laying next to the ornament !!