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ijusluvit
12-13-2012, 09:49 AM
There was a bit of confusion at the Sporting Goods store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my purchase of a handgun and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

While making a mental note to complain to government about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to be more clear with their instructions to Seniors!

2BNTV
12-13-2012, 09:55 AM
:1rotfl:

Taltarzac725
12-13-2012, 12:18 PM
There was a bit of confusion at the Sporting Goods store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my purchase of a handgun and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

While making a mental note to complain to government about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to be more clear with their instructions to Seniors!

Of course, we all look like that seventy year old doctor whose six packed chest could pass for that of someone in his twenties or maybe like this 74 year old body builder. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1392076/Ernestine-Shepherd-Guinness-oldest-female-bodybuilder-74.html

Mama C
12-13-2012, 08:37 PM
good one!,