Let's write a short story. Part 3.

[Taltarzac725]

It was the second day before Christmas and all through the Villages not a gator was stirring nor even a gopher tortoise. When along came 2BNTV and...

[eweissenbach]

It was the second day before Christmas and all through the Villages not a gator was stirring nor even a gopher tortoise. When along came 2BNTV and...

said, "How in the H - E - double hocky sticks did I get in the Villages? When I went to sleep last night I was in Connecticut for crying out loud." Oh well anyways................

[graciegirl]

said, "How in the H - E - double hocky sticks did I get in the Villages? When I went to sleep last night I was in Connecticut for crying out loud." Oh well anyways................

Now that I am here I KNOW I have a place at Gracie and Sweetie and Helene's table for Christmas Eve. But where will I go for another fun place on Christmas day? Just then his cell rang and it was...............

[eweissenbach]

Now that I am here I KNOW I have a place at Gracie and Sweetie and Helene's table for Christmas Eve. But where will I go for another fun place on Christmas day? Just then his cell rang and it was...............

Bonny who said "After you eat all of Gracie's fine food, let's meet up at Havana for dinner", "Okay" said 2B and hung up, but then his phone rang again and it was Patty.. "I heard you were going to Havana 2B, don't do it, spare yourself, that's all I have to say." And she hung up, so now 2B was in a quandry, but.............

[2BNTV]

he was too full of food to move so he call Ed as he had a wheelbarrow that he could transpot 2B back to his car. 2B got in his car and headed to.......

[Taltarzac725]

he was too full of food to move so he call Ed as he had a wheelbarrow that he could transpot 2B back to his car. 2B got in his car and headed to.......

...try to get some games of pickleball, bocce, shuffleboard, and billiards in so as to wear off all that good food. 2B had to work very hard to get that bocce ball moving. And along came....

[eweissenbach]

he was too full of food to move so he call Ed as he had a wheelbarrow that he could transpot 2B back to his car. 2B got in his car and headed to.......

Pattyland. Patty greeted 2B and wished him a Merry Christmas, at which time the politically correct police (PCP) showed up and issued Patty a ticket for non-authorized specific holiday greetings. The PCP were suddenly startled to hear a crashing sound only to turn around and see that rubicon had ramed their yesteryear golf car with the light tree and siren on it. rubicon then fled while yelling at the PCP over his shoulder, It's Merry Christmas dammit, and don't you forget it". 2B, shocked by this turn of events decided to...........

[2BNTV]

Bill from Bill-n-Brillo fame eating a bagful of popcorn. He asked 2B if he wanted some but 2B refused politely and then Bill........

[Taltarzac725]

Bill from Bill-n-Brillo fame eating a bagful of popcorn. He asked 2B if he wanted some but 2B refused politely and then Bill........

..rolled his eyes in that special way of his and said "Well, that's more for me!" Tal was wandering around the bocce court looking for his balls, when....

[Villages PL]

..rolled his eyes in that special way of his and said "Well, that's more for me!" Tal was wandering around the bocce court looking for his balls, when....

When he remembered that old saying, "old golfers never die, they just lose their........

[graciegirl]

carrots. I mean Tees or was that peas. Anyway 2b saw a sign in someone's yard that said. EAT YOUR VEGETABLES. Good grief he thought, I am moving here to be assaulted with food. I want to hear some music and dance, so he took his new golf cart to Lake Sumter Landing and when he arrived he was swarmed by a large bunch of........................

[tainsley]

...grapes of course!

[tainsley]

2B stepped out of his golf cart and started dancing to the sound of Rocky and the Rollers singing HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE VINE! Suddenly the dancing queen herself KathieI grabbed 2B and...

[skyguy79]

...grapes of course! and you could say... the Grapes of Wrath have befallen him.

[Taltarzac725]

...grapes of course!

Thrown by Villages still upset about there not being parades in the Squares. 2B thought that everyone does not need a parade so he started throwing....

[skyguy79]

2B stepped out of his golf cart and started dancing to the sound of Rocky and the Rollers singing HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE VINE! Suddenly the dancing queen herself KathieI grabbed 2B and...and... and... http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash4/372832_353760331363380_1094872084_q.jpg.

[Villages PL]

and... and... http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash4/372832_353760331363380_1094872084_q.jpg.

And you can just imagine what happened. Why, I can hardly believe it but they were.....

[2BNTV]

TOTV'ers that were forming their own parade and they proceeded top march over to Pturners house. They needed protection from an unknown angry mob who wouldn't let them have seats for their guests as they had saved them all and P broke out some squirt guns to.........

[Taltarzac725]

TOTV'ers that were forming their own parade and they proceeded top march over to Pturners house. They needed protection from an unknown angry mob who wouldn't let them have seats for their guests as they had saved them all and P broke out some squirt guns to.........

....Make sure that they got just what was coming to them by dousing them in Lake Sumter water via squirt gun. Which, unfortunately for P, brought in the....

[skyguy79]

....Make sure that they got just what was coming to them by dousing them in Lake Sumter water via squirt gun. Which, unfortunately for P, brought in the....anti-P P squad and dragged P off to....

[Taltarzac725]

anti-P P squad and dragged P off to....

...the secret nightly sessions at the Old Mill Playhouse of forcing culprits to watch the Its a Beautiful Day in the Villages DVD hundreds of times. After which, P said....

[skyguy79]

...the secret nightly sessions at the Old Mill Playhouse of forcing culprits to watch the Its a Beautiful Day in the Villages DVD hundreds of times. After which, P said...."Who am I, where am I, how did I get here. Someone please...

[anarick]

"Who am I, where am I, how did I get here. Someone please...

please me oh yeah I want to be pleased. Oh my, I just had a flashback. It felt like...

[skyguy79]

please me oh yeah I want to be pleased. Oh my, I just had a flashback. It felt like...I was a cartoon being whiped out by an eraser. Now what am I...

[anarick]

I was a cartoon being whiped out by an eraser. Now what am I...

supposed to do? Shall I get in my golf cart and make figure eights on Rt 466A until I get dizzy, or shall I...

[ugotme]

supposed to do? Shall I get in my golf cart and make figure eights on Rt 466A until I get dizzy, or shall I...

Go back to Greacie's for some more food. I hear she is serving . . .

[Taltarzac725]

Go back to Greacie's for some more food. I hear she is serving . . .

The Traditional Christmas Dinner Menu
"•Honey Glazed Ham
The glaze on this ham is made of honey and butter. It adds delicious flavor and color to your holiday ham. If you simply want to reheat a pre-glazed spiral sliced ham, please see How to Heat Fully Cooked Ham.
•Potatoes Grand Mere
This perfect recipe for scalloped potatoes is rich and delicious. I only serve it on holidays.
•Carrot Pineapple Gelatin Salad
This salad is traditional in my family. I love the color and the sweet flavor it brings to the meal. Try it!
•Creamy Molded Cranberry Salad
I just found this salad recipe after it was lost for years. I was so happy to see it again. The color and flavor are perfect for Christmas. There are a lot of recipes out there similar to this one, but none I could find that are molded. I think that makes this salad special and adds a touch of elegance. Ground cranberries are sweetened with sugar and marshmallows, and suspended with celery and nuts in a creamy gelatin mixture. Yum!
•Sour Cream Cherry Fruit Salad Mold
This gorgeous salad has the most incredible pink color. It's full of nuts and fruits, tender and not too sweet, and perfect for a celebration.
•Parker House Rolls
These tender and delicious rolls must be on the holiday table at my house. You can make them the day before Christmas and reheat in the oven or microwave before serving.
•Special Green Beans
The fresh crisp tender texture and flavor of these beans make them the perfect side dish for this rich holiday dinner.
•Christmas Cookies
This selection of cookies include my family favorites. My personal favorite? Butter Pecan Turtle Cookies!"

To which many say....

[skyguy79]

Go back to Greacie's for some more food. I hear she is serving . . .the entire population of The Villages! Everybody bring your own...

[Taltarzac725]

the entire population of the villages! Everybody bring your own...

...bacon. To which Skyguy said "Hey, you are confusing TOTV threads!" But, did not Graciegirl say that she would be showing the movie....

[tainsley]

It's a Wonderful Life...

[tainsley]

...here in The Villages!

[Taltarzac725]

...bacon. To which Skyguy said "Hey, you are confusing TOTV threads!" But, did not Graciegirl say that she would be showing the movie....

Canadian Bacon? That's a very fitting movie for Christmas exclaimed Barefoot. To which, 2B countered....

[skyguy79]

Canadian Bacon? That's a very fitting movie for Christmas exclaimed Barefoot. To which, 2B countered....Boulder-dash!!! But then...

[Happinow]

[QUOTE=skyguy79;599059]Boulder-dash!!! But then...[/QUOT


They heard the sweet sound of caroling outside their door and ........

[2BNTV]

joined in singing "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire" and the wishing everyone a Merrry Christmas. The carolers left to sinfg songs at Redwitch's house and she.....

[skyguy79]

joined in singing "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire" and the wishing everyone a Merrry Christmas. The carolers left to sinfg songs at Redwitch's house and she.....thought they were so hot that she got out a hose and cooled them down! The carolers then...

[ugotme]

thought they were so hot that she got out a hose and cooled them down! The carolers then...

Went marching through the streets encouraging everyone to . . .

[skyguy79]

Went marching through the streets encouraging everyone to . . .bring out towels so they could dry themselves. They then...

[Taltarzac725]

bring out towels so they could dry themselves. They then...

...roasted their chestnuts near Redwitch's fire to which onlooking Graciegirl said that she had seen enough of bare &^%$# watching Magic Mike. P then replied....

[skyguy79]

...roasted their chestnuts near Redwitch's fire to which onlooking Graciegirl said that she had seen enough of bare &^%$# watching Magic Mike. P then replied...."Speaking of bare &^%$#'s,.....

[Taltarzac725]

"Speaking of bare &^%$#'s,.....

"Where, oh where, have all donkeys gone. I know the Villages had a bunch of horses and some buffalo, but for the life of me, I cannot find a donkey anywhere in the Villages." said Tal. To which, 2B said that the donkeys were a little too dangerous for the Villages because they kick without warning. "Without warning" says....

[eweissenbach]

"Speaking of bare &^%$#'s,.....

Barefoot and Fireboy came by and Fireboy jumped out the golf cart and put out the open fire with his ever present fire extinguisher. "Our chestnuts will never get roasted now", cried Red, but Tal came racing to the rescue with.........................................

[skyguy79]

Barefoot and Fireboy came by and Fireboy jumped out the golf cart and put out the open fire with his ever present fire extinguisher. "Our chestnuts will never get roasted now", cried Red, but Tal came racing to the rescue with............................................ his Tal eWacker. Fireboy will never be the same again. Back on the ranch, aka Brownwood, Weiss guy started a....

[eweissenbach]

... his Tal eWacker. Fireboy will never be the same again. Back on the ranch, aka Brownwood, Weiss guy started a....

Commotion by dancing the Irish Jig while Paul Vesco sang the Electric Slide. A tall skinny blonde lady with a ponytail then began beating him with a water bottle, while still leading her loyal band in the line. Gracie, Sweetie, and Helene noticing the commotion came over and Sweetie said..........................

[skyguy79]

Commotion by dancing the Irish Jig while Paul Vesco sang the Electric Slide. A tall skinny blonde lady with a ponytail then began beating him with a water bottle, while still leading her loyal band in the line. Gracie, Sweetie, and Helene noticing the commotion came over and Sweetie said.............................. something in Gracie's ear. Gracie got all excited that they quickly hopped back in their golf cart and headed for home. When they got there.....

[2BNTV]

no violence on Christmas Eve and began singing Kumbayaa. Everyone was put into a peaceful trance that lasted throughout the holidays and then.......

[eweissenbach]

.... something in Gracie's ear. Gracie got all excited that they quicly hopped back in their golf cart and headed for home. When they got there.....

Gracie whipped up an impromptu seven course meal, featuring a pork crown roast. The smell wafting from Gracie Mansion caught the attention of SWR who cut in front of a car making a right turn in roundabout from the left lane. PaulandJean happened to be in the car that SWR cut off, and rolled down the window yelling and shaking their fist. SWR, however, was in a hurry and did not have time for road rage while speeding toward Gracie Mansion. When Steve arrived he ran to the door and......................................

[skyguy79]

Gracie whipped up an impromptu seven course meal, featuring a pork crown roast. The smell wafting from Gracie Mansion caught the attention of SWR who cut in front of a car making a right turn in roundabout from the left lane. PaulandJean happened to be in the car that SWR cut off, and rolled down the window yelling and shaking their fist. SWR, however, was in a hurry and did not have time for road rage while speeding toward Gracie Mansion. When Steve arrived he ran to the door and......................................... tripped over a gecko. Thankfully he didn't get hurt but.....

[2BNTV]

it left a bruise on his forehead that Gracie gave him ice to keep the bump down. Paul and Jean crashed through Gracie's door and demanded to know where SWRINFLA was. Gracie stammered and said......

[skyguy79]

it left a bruise on his forehead that Gracie gave him ice to keep the bump down. Paul and Jean crashed through Gracie's door and demanded to know where SWRINFLA was. Gracie stammered and said......
http://www.colourbox.com/preview/4249569-752070-censored-stamp-shows-prohibited-and-censorship.jpg
Well I'll be said.....

[Taltarzac725]

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Well I'll be said.....

... Tal. I never thought an A Hi An could talk like that! Maybe, I should take a trip to A Hi O so that I can pick up this lingo. No so fast, said, P, who then started....

[Taltarzac725]

Bump.

[skyguy79]

... Tal. I never thought an A Hi An could talk like that! Maybe, I should take a trip to A Hi O so that I can pick up this lingo. No so fast, said, P, who then started.........toward the stove to prepare herself a hot cup of cider before settling down for a quiet joyful Christmas Eve.

But suddenly in the middle of the night she heard such a clatter that she flew out of bed and over to the window to see what was the matter. And much to her surprise, what did she see? Two eager burglars and a rusty get away car. What did you expect she'd see... Santa Clause? :1rotfl:

Anyway, she flew like a flash to phone the police. Half way there she tripped on her cat Clarisse. Picked herself up but started to sneeze. Grabbed some tissues to clear her nose, but suddenly something started to tickle her toes. And when she looked down, what did she see? Frantic old Santa making a plea. "Hide me P hide me, as quickly as can be, those burglars are elves and their looking for me." But P had no mercy for dear old Kris Kringle, for she knew he had to return quickly north by jingly-jingle. For the toys were were not done, but must be by two, if delivery is to be made to all and be through! And if he is late, what will parents do, when the kids wake up, all crying and blue!

So Santa got back and finished his chores, with P back in bed commencing her snores! Come early next morn, with P finally up, she started the coffee and let out the pup. Had a cup and got dressed all ready to go, to...........

[2BNTV]

publix to buy hot crossed buns. In the aisle, P was run over bu skyguy79 with his scooter who said, I want those hot crossed buns for my family. P whipped out her squirt gun and drenched Joe who started crying. P felt bad and she gave Joe her hot crossed buns and told him...........

[skyguy79]

publix to buy hot crossed buns. In the aisle, P was run over bu skyguy79 with his scooter who said, I want those hot crossed buns for my family. P whipped out her squirt gun and drenched Joe who started crying. P felt bad and she gave Joe her hot crossed buns and told him...........STOP!!! I can't repeat what she told me here on TOTV! So let's move on and.....

[Taltarzac725]

STOP!!! I can't repeat what she told me here on TOTV! So let's move on and.....

...Merry Christmas to everyone. Unfortunately for the Villagers, some of the elves held a grudge about interference with their capture of Santa Claus as they wanted to be able to put out the Made in China toys from the companies they held stock in for a long time. Santa Claus had been pushing just Made in America toys.

The elves decided to drain Lake Sumter, but Graciegirl and her trusted Red Hat Lady posse....

[2BNTV]

...Merry Christmas to everyone. Unfortunately for the Villagers, some of the elves held a grudge about interference with their capture of Santa Claus as they wanted to be able to put out the Made in China toys from the companies they held stock in for a long time. Santa Claus had been pushing just Made in America toys.

The elves decided to drain Lake Sumter, but Graciegirl and her trusted Red Hat Lady posse....

decided they would stop the elves as there is no pee in Lake Sumter. The posse got in a boat to help deliver the toys to all the children as Santa was tired but stopped at Pooh's house for a wonderful meal by the gourmet chef and dessert too. After that meal, they were.......

[ugotme]

sooooooo tired. So they called out for help in delivering the presents. And wouldn't you know it - along came . . .

[Taltarzac725]

decided they would stop the elves as there is no pee in Lake Sumter. The posse got in a boat to help deliver the toys to all the children as Santa was tired but stopped at Pooh's house for a wonderful meal by the gourmet chef and dessert too. After that meal, they were.......

...all sitting in the hot tub when all the stress from Christmas gave Santa Claus a terrible case of gas. P rushed to the lanai windows to open them up, while KathieI tried to dance the stink from the room looking much like the woman Salome who did the dance of the Seven Veils. This got some of the other partiers jealous of KathieI's dancing skills at which point....

[skyguy79]

...all sitting in the hot tub when all the stress from Christmas gave Santa Claus a terrible case of gas. P rushed to the lanai windows to open them up, while KathieI tried to dance the stink from the room looking much like the woman Salome who did the dance of the Seven Veils. This got some of the other partiers jealous of KathieI's dancing skills at which point....... someone noticed that something happened in the hot tub. They all look in horror when they saw what happened to Frosty the Snowman! Tal said, quick... someone get a bucket so we can scoop up what's left of Frosty and get rid of the evidence before we get caught. KathyI protested saying....

[Taltarzac725]

... someone noticed that something happened in the hot tub. They all look in horror when they saw what happened to Frosty the Snowman! Tal said, quick... someone get a bucket so we can scoop up what's left of Frosty and get rid of the evidence before we get caught. KathyI protested saying....

...you are not watching me dance! I am a star! I need the judges to give me that score. To which point, all the other guests wrote down a "10" on anything they could find and held it up to appease KathyI.

Unfortunately, the chlorine in the hot tub had done in Frosty. But, 2B with his magic wand....

[skyguy79]

...you are not watching me dance! I am a star! I need the judges to give me that score. To which point, all the other guests wrote down a "10" on anything they could find and held it up to appease KathyI.

Unfortunately, the chlorine in the hot tub had done in Frosty. But, 2B with his magic wand....... exposed got arrested by the police and thrown in the clink. Meanwhile back at the dance, KathyI....

[graciegirl]

... exposed got arrested by the police and thrown in the clink. Meanwhile back at the dance, KathyI....

Frosty is dead? omigosh. This is fiction isn't it? Oh please KathyI dance or something so I know this is just a story.

Meanwhile back at the dance, KathyI ran into her dream man. He was gorgeous and successful and single and old ENOUGH and just newly arrived in The Villages from...................

[Taltarzac725]

Frosty is dead? omigosh. This is fiction isn't it? Oh please KathyI dance or something so I know this is just a story.

Meanwhile back at the dance, KathyI ran into her dream man. He was gorgeous and successful and single and old ENOUGH and just newly arrived in The Villages from...................

...Dances with the Stars. KathieI knows that she will really have the moves now. No one will be able to touch her line dancing. She may even be able to revive Frosty. How do you get a pulse or temperature from a pile of slush?? Meanwhile back at Graciegirl's....

[2BNTV]

...Dances with the Stars. KathieI knows that she will really have the moves now. No one will be able to touch her line dancing. She may even be able to revive Frosty. How do you get a pulse or temperature from a pile of slush?? Meanwhile back at Graciegirl's....

2B was beside himself for getting arrested for his magic wand being exposed. He was in a state of arrested development because .........

[Geewiz]

2B was beside himself for getting arrested for his magic wand being exposed. He was in a state of arrested development because .........

his wand was in repose....the state of which upset all TV who decided collectively....

[skyguy79]

his wand was in repose....the state of which upset all TV who decided collectively....to buy him a new one! Yikes said....

[Taltarzac725]

to buy him a new one! Yikes said....

...Samhass. How much is that going to add to the Villager's Ammenity Fees? What happens if every Tom, Dick and Harry in the Villages needs to perk up his magic wand? Gently, Redwitch tries to....

[graciegirl]

...Samhass. How much is that going to add to the Villager's Ammenity Fees? What happens if every Tom, Dick and Harry in the Villages needs to perk up his magic wand? Gently, Redwitch tries to....

Get ALL the boys minds off what All the boys are usually thinking about when she arrives in her Christmas gift; a brand new spiffy all tricked out......

[Taltarzac725]

Get ALL the boys minds off what All the boys are usually thinking about when she arrives in her Christmas gift; a brand new spiffy all tricked out......


...Garia Edition Soleil de Minuit Golf Cart.
Of course, because of the $52,000 price of it, Redwitch usually only keeps it in her garage.
Garia Edition Soleil de Minuit Golf Car Previewed - autoevolution (http://www.autoevolution.com/news/garia-edition-soleil-de-minuit-golf-car-previewed-18961.html)

The men, do, however quickly have their minds on the Garia and off anything else. Until....

[2BNTV]

Get ALL the boys minds off what All the boys are usually thinking about when she arrives in her Christmas gift; a brand new spiffy all tricked out......

Ferrari Lambourghini and said. Eat your heart out boys and she gave Gracie a ride over to........

[skyguy79]

Ferrari Lambourghini and said. Eat your heart out boys and she gave Gracie a ride over to...........Lake Sumter to make sure there's still no P in it! When they got there...

[2BNTV]

...Lake Sumter to make sure there's still no P in it! When they got there...

they saw the lake was clean and beautiful with sunlight shimmering off of it. they decided to take a picture that shirlavee could post on TOTV to....

[Taltarzac725]

...Lake Sumter to make sure there's still no P in it! When they got there...

...they had to make sure that the radio controlled gator was still working and managed to take it for a spin amazing all the boardwalk spectators who so wanted to see a gator. The Villages management put in the remote controlled gator with the brown snout because of the possibility that some tourist might feed it. Then, they really would have a problem. It also keeps the real gators away from the Boardwalk area.

After getting some ice cream at Haagen Daz....

[skyguy79]

...they had to make sure that the radio controlled gator was still working and managed to take it for a spin amazing all the boardwalk spectators who so wanted to see a gator. The Villages management put in the remote controlled gator with the brown snout because of the possibility that some tourist might feed it. Then, they really would have a problem. It also keeps the real gators away from the Boardwalk area.

After getting some ice cream at Haagen Daz....they cleaned off the mess on their faces and they decided to go get some pizza. However, they couldn't agree on where to go. Sam wanted NYC Pizza, and Gracie wanted Cinncinatti pizza then Sam said but NYC pizza is the best but Gracie said no it isn't. Cincinatti's is best and the argument went on and on until......

[graciegirl]

they cleaned off the mess on their faces and they decided to go get some pizza. However, they couldn't agree on where to go. Sam wanted NYC Pizza, and Gracie wanted Cinncinatti pizza then Sam said but NYC pizza is the best but Gracie said no it isn't. Cincinatti's is best and the argument went on and on until......

Gary Morse walked up and said to Gracie. YOU JUST PLAIN POST WAY TOO MUCH ON THAT TOTV. don't you have anything else to do??? Gracie started crying but Bill-n-Brillo made her smile when they told her that the new.......................

[2BNTV]

owners were going to name a street after her, (Gracie's Way). With that Gracie started plans on organizing a parade where no one was allowed to save seat as one fanny in seat equals being reserved. The list of paraders was long and..........

[Taltarzac725]

owners were going to name a street after her, (Gracie's Way). With that Gracie started plans on organizing a parade where no one was allowed to save seat as one fanny in seat equals being reserved. The list of paraders was long and..........

...even had root beer float stands for all the grandkids made with Haagen Daz ice cream. This really upset Tom and Jerry's which...

[eweissenbach]

...even had root beer float stands for all the grandkids made with Haagen Daz ice cream. This really upset Tom and Jerry's which...

said, "You idiots! Don't you know there are no parades allowed in The Villages anymore?", Gary Morse, overhearing this cried, "WHAT, no parades???? Who ordered that, I'll fire their rear end, I LOVE the Village Twirlers!!!!" But Gracie, being gracious as always said..........

[2BNTV]

said, "You idiots! Don't you know there are no parades allowed in The Villages anymore?", Gary Morse, overhearing this cried, "WHAT, no parades???? Who ordered that, I'll fire their rear end, I LOVE the Village Twirlers!!!!" But Gracie, being gracious as always said..........

come over to my house and I'll serve you twinkies. Grcaie went to her cupboard and alas, there were no twinkies as she forgot that Hostess went out of business. Gracie decided to buy a cake and sent Sweetie to the bakery that......

[Villages PL]

come over to my house and I'll serve you twinkies. Grcaie went to her cupboard and alas, there were no twinkies as she forgot that Hostess went out of business. Gracie decided to buy a cake and sent Sweetie to the bakery that......

.....she thought would have some nice cakes but.....

[2BNTV]

.....she thought would have some nice cakes but.....

it didn't have what she requested. Sweetie, being the nice guy that he is, then went to Brooklyn Bagels to see if they had an assortment of muffins. Sweetie biought a couple of dozen and when heading back home, someone cut him off and .........

[Villages PL]

it didn't have what she requested. Sweetie, being the nice guy that he is, then went to Brooklyn Bagels to see if they had an assortment of muffins. Sweetie biought a couple of dozen and when heading back home, someone cut him off and .........

....and the muffins went flying out the window and scattered all over. He then had to.....

[2BNTV]

go back to Brooklyn Bagels to buy more muffins. While Sweetie was there he ran into Tal who just came from the movie.......

[Taltarzac725]

go back to Brooklyn Bagels to buy more muffins. While Sweetie was there he ran into Tal who just came from the movie.......

...We Need More Bacon the story of the Kevin Bacon movie game and its many different forms. He had a lot of popcorn to spare, Skyguy then interrupted....

[2BNTV]

...We Need More Bacon the story of the Kevin Bacon movie game and its many different forms. He had a lot of popcorn to spare, Skyguy then interrupted....

and asked whether he got his popcorn from the vendor or Bill. Tal said Bill, so Skyguy went to find Bill. He found Bill crying because he had ate all his popcorn and still needed to......

[skyguy79]

...We Need More Bacon the story of the Kevin Bacon movie game and its many different forms. He had a lot of popcorn to spare, Skyguy then interrupted....... and said that "I didn't ask for a bacon movie to be played, just listed. So I'm taking my bacon and...

[skyguy79]

and asked whether he got his popcorn from the vendor or Bill. Tal said Bill, so Skyguy went to find Bill. He found Bill crying because he had ate all his popcorn and still needed to......

... and said that "I didn't ask for a bacon movie to be played, just listed. So I'm taking my bacon and...

head on home." Next...

[2BNTV]

eggs and going home. he hopped on his scooter and was heading home when out of nowhere, billiethekid cut him off and started yelling something about.......

[Taltarzac725]

eggs and going home. he hopped on his scooter and was heading home when out of nowhere, billiethekid cut him off and started yelling something about.......

...Santa Claus and his adopting nine of those teddy bear looking lap dogs you see on Real Wifes of Beverly Hills. Billiethekid was incensed that Santa Claus would jump on this bandwagon of teddy bear looking lap dogs. http://giggythepom.com/ "Well, they sure are cute jumped in" the Great Fumar. Out of the blue, though, a former voice from Christmases past on TOTV was heard. Rockinronda said.....

[2BNTV]

is that Fumar the Great who really love dogs contrary to his posts that would lead one to believe he hates dogs. Fumar then gave an impromptu speech on the dangers of dog poop to.........

[skyguy79]

is that Fumar the Great who really love dogs contrary to his posts that would lead one to believe he hates dogs. Fumar then gave an impromptu speech on the dangers of dog poop to.........everybody and warned if he finds poop on his lawn again that he's going to put it into a brown lunch bag then take it to the perp's house, place it on the front porch then take a match and light it, ring the doorbell then run as fast as he can to a spot behind a tree and....

[Taltarzac725]

everybody and warned if he finds poop on his lawn again that he's going to put it into a brown lunch bag then take it to the perp's house, place it on the front porch then take a match and light it, ring the doorbell then run as fast as he can to a spot behind a tree and....

...hopes that no neighborhood Great Dane, Mastiff, German Shepard, or even a Chihuahua sees, smells or hears him hiding behind the tree with the scent of dog poop still emanating from him. They'd probably have to make their territory by peeing on that tree along with the Great Fumar. Rockinronda appears again to save the day....

[Taltarzac725]

Bump.

[skyguy79]

Bump.her head then in a daze start singing... ♫ I'm here to save the day, I'm here to save the day, I'm here to save the day.... ♫ Her hero Tal then placed her in his golf cart and wisked her off to The Villages Hospital where.....

[Taltarzac725]

her head then in a daze start singing... ♫ I'm here to save the day, I'm here to save the day, I'm here to save the day.... ♫ Her hero Tal then placed her in his golf cart and wisked her off to The Villages Hospital where.....

...she waited a few hours for a physician to see her and found out her headache had gone away. On the 4th Day Of Christmas though, she learned....

[skyguy79]

...she waited a few hours for a physician to see her and found out her headache had gone away. On the 4th Day Of Christmas though, she learned.......that Tal came back to pick her up!:duck:So since they were so close to Spanish Springs they decided to....

[2BNTV]

go and dance but the dance floor was crowded so they went to.......

[skyguy79]

go and dance but the dance floor was crowded so they went to.......Lake Sumter Landing, but the dance floor was crowded there too. So they....

[Taltarzac725]

Lake Sumter Landing, but the dance floor was crowded there too. So they....

...tried Paddock Square but were distracted while trying to count the hoofprints in the cement floor. Tal had watched Monk episodes too many times looking for 224s and had picked up Monk's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/obsessive-compulsive-disorder-ocd/index.shtml KathieI, however, came to their rescue and....

[2BNTV]

gathered a gang of singles to go out and paint the town red. While they were out and about, they decided to stop for something to eat but there were no palces open. It got to be early in the morning so the night owls had to go.......

[Taltarzac725]

gathered a gang of singles to go out and paint the town red. While they were out and about, they decided to stop for something to eat but there were no palces open. It got to be early in the morning so the night owls had to go.......

....visit Donna and other spirit TOTVers at the witching hours here in the Villages. They did find a small place near a hotel in Lady Lake that was still open. Coffee all around KathieI ordered, but Tal chirped in that he could no longer drink caffeine because it kept him up all night. Well, what do you think you are doing at 5 a.m. then, asked KathieI. P then came in.....

[2BNTV]

....visit Donna and other spirit TOTVers at the witching hours here in the Villages. They did find a small place near a hotel in Lady Lake that was still open. Coffee all around KathieI ordered, but Tal chirped in that he could no longer drink caffeine because it kept him up all night. Well, what do you think you are doing at 5 a.m. then, asked KathieI. P then came in.....

and said, I got a good night rest while the night owls laughed and said they hadn't been to bed yet. They didn't want to admit it but at 8 AM, they were tired and wanted to go home. One of the revelers went home and found her parents awake. She didn't want them to know that she had been out all night so she walked in and said, nice mass wasn't it. They grumbled they hadn't been to church and she went to bed and........

[Taltarzac725]

and said, I got a good night rest while the night owls laughed and said they hadn't been to bed yet. They didn't want to admit it but at 8 AM, they were tired and wanted to go home. One of the revelers went home and found her parents awake. She didn't want them to know that she had been out all night so she walked in and said, nice mass wasn't it. They grumbled they hadn't been to church and she went to bed and........

...unfortunately for her found two anoles in her bed. Her cat had dragged them in from the lanai and then slept with them under her covers keeping these presents for her Mistress nice and warm and bloody under the sheets. The reveler sounded like the horse owner from the scene in the Godfather when the movie producer found his prize thoroughbred's head under the sheets.

She was heard mumbling "I know I should not lie about attending Mass" as her parents had her Baker Acted because of her nervous breakdown from these dead anoles.

Meanwhile, the revelers who did not lie to their parents got some good sleep until....

[2BNTV]

...unfortunately for her found two anoles in her bed. Her cat had dragged them in from the lanai and then slept with them under her covers keeping these presents for her Mistress nice and warm and bloody under the sheets. The reveler sounded like the horse owner from the scene in the Godfather when the movie producer found his prize thoroughbred's head under the sheets.

She was heard mumbling "I know I should not lie about attending Mass" as her parents had her Baker Acted because of her nervous breakdown from these dead anoles.

Meanwhile, the revelers who did not lie to their parents got some good sleep until....

A van came by blasting music. Everyone call "community watch" to complain and they tracked down the van who was driven by.......

[Taltarzac725]

A van came by blasting music. Everyone call "community watch" to complain and they tracked down the van who was driven by.......

...Villages PL. Who had decided to try to bolster Buffalo pride by having their fight song running on a repeating loop. http://youtu.be/KW7KdKfHgAg Joe had this to say about that plan....

[Taltarzac725]

Bump.

[Taltarzac725]

...Villages PL. Who had decided to try to bolster Buffalo pride by having their fight song running on a repeating loop. The Villages High School Team Run-On - YouTube (http://youtu.be/KW7KdKfHgAg) Joe had this to say about that plan....

...but you cannot reach that many homes with one van pumping out the Buffalo fight song no matter how fast you drive. And, the speed limit in most of these areas is 20 m.p.h. regardless that almost no vehicles on them actually go just 20 m.p.h. Tal that added on the 5th Day of Christmas....

[2BNTV]

...but you cannot reach that many homes with one van pumping out the Buffalo fight song no matter how fast you drive. And, the speed limit in most of these areas is 20 m.p.h. regardless that almost no vehicles on them actually go just 20 m.p.h. Tal that added on the 5th Day of Christmas....

as Tal Is "The Mist Interesting Man In The World". Tal ended the conversaion with,"Stay Thirsty My Friends" and went home to drink a couple of Dos Equis. He could not drive as he was over the limit so he.....

[skyguy79]

as Tal Is "The Mist Interesting Man In The World". Tal ended the conversaion with,"Stay Thirsty My Friends" and went home to drink a couple of Dos Equis. He could not drive as he was over the limit so he........ let his dog drive. Now he faces...

[Taltarzac725]

... let his dog drive. Now he faces...

...a parade as his dog got on YouTube driving the golf cart with one paw while chasing his tail to boot. The YouTube showed all the pristine beauty of the Villages and boosted sales here in the Villages. So, Tal got a 6th Day of Christmas parade... around the Polo Field with 300 dogs doing their best imitation of the 300 Spartans at Thermopylae. These 300 dogs were even spelling out words on the Polo Fields. Like.....

[Taltarzac725]

...a parade as his dog got on YouTube driving the golf cart with one paw while chasing his tail to boot. The YouTube showed all the pristine beauty of the Villages and boosted sales here in the Villages. So, Tal got a 6th Day of Christmas parade... around the Polo Field with 300 dogs doing their best imitation of the 300 Spartans at Thermopylae. These 300 dogs were even spelling out words on the Polo Fields. Like.....

...we all hold our poops for the Villages' dog parks, Doggie Doo Run Run, the postal centers, the big empty fields near 42 and CR466A, etc. Of course, who knows what the other 15000 or so dogs in the Villages do. Fumar got his dander up and....

[skyguy79]

...we all hold our poops for the Villages' dog parks, Doggie Doo Run Run, the postal centers, the big empty fields near 42 and CR466A, etc. Of course, who knows what the other 15000 or so dogs in the Villages do. Fumar got his dander up and....hired Beeker from the Muppets because he was convinced that with all those dogs at Lake Sumter that it was now Lake Sumpter for sure. But Beeker did his testing and informed Fumar that.... (say it... I'm waiting... You didn't let me down Tal! :) )

[Taltarzac725]

hired Beeker from the Muppets because he was convinced that with all those dogs at Lake Sumter that it was now Lake Sumpter for sure. But Beeker did his testing and informed Fumar that.... (say it... I'm waiting...)

...there's no pee in Lake Sumter. Meanwhile, the Muppets decided they really needed to have the Norwegian? German? Swedish chef to pop some popcorn for Bill-n-Brillo's late birthday party. To which all...

[skyguy79]

...there's no pee in Lake Sumter. Meanwhile, the Muppets decided they really needed to have the Norwegian? German? Swedish chef to pop some popcorn for Bill-n-Brillo's late birthday party. To which all...came to see Swedish Chef say... "Iff Tal gues und cuuks zee pup-curn, it's gunna boorn beyund recugneshun und leefe-a a bed teste-a in iferyune-a's muoot! Bork Bork Bork!" Everyone laughed and agreed leaving Bill no choice but to tell Tal........

[Taltarzac725]

came to see Swedish Chef say... "Iff Tal gues und cuuks zee pup-curn, it's gunna boorn beyund recugneshun und leefe-a a bed teste-a in iferyune-a's muoot! Bork Bork Bork!" Everyone laughed and agreed leaving Bill no choice but to tell Tal........

...that's my popcorn to pop. Leave it alone. I am the Great Popcorn Wizard. Well said Tal, we are going to need something to go with the popcorn. P suggested....

[Pturner]

Apples with gingerbread dip, as she had some left from Christmas. However...

[Taltarzac725]

Apples with gingerbread dip, as she had some left from Christmas. However...

...the French Candian contingent within TOTV insisted on tourtières Tourtiere Recipe – French Canadian Meat Pie Recipe (http://frenchfood.about.com/od/maindishes/r/tourtiere.htm); the Bostonians wanted cream pies , whereas the Philadephians wanted cheese cake, and so on. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_foods So, Barfefoot suggested that we all have a bake-off followed by a bake-sale and use the proceeds to go to.....

[2BNTV]

GracieGirl Welcome Wagon Foundation whose sole pupose is to make everyone's welome in TV, (Gracie does not work for the developer). She hosts wonderful parties that are attended by newbies as well as TOTV regulars like.........

[Taltarzac725]

GracieGirl Welcome Wagon Foundation whose sole pupose is to make everyone's welome in TV, (Gracie does not work for the developer). She hosts wonderful parties that are attended by newbies as well as TOTV regulars like.........

....soon Ed W., 2BNTV, DaleMN and many others. Graciegirl though is not content with just parties as she is the first to welcome often newbies to TOTV and probably patrols other sites on winning converts to the Villages' lifestyle. On the 6th Day of Christmas, Graciegirl is planning....

[Villages PL]

GracieGirl Welcome Wagon Foundation whose sole pupose is to make everyone's welome in TV, (Gracie does not work for the developer). She hosts wonderful parties that are attended by newbies as well as TOTV regulars like.........

.... like many on this board. But lately there's been a problem with the wheels on her welcome wagon and the wagon is in the shop for repairs. I think it has something to do with needing new brakes and alignment. So, in the mean time she is......

[2BNTV]

.... like many on this board. But lately there's been a problem with the wheels on her welcome wagon and the wagon is in the shop for repairs. I think it has something to do with needing new brakes and alignment. So, in the mean time she is......

borrowing Villages Pl cart but on the condition she will only hand out healthy food, ( Villages Pl believes in doing healthful things), because twinkies are not good for anyone. As she continued on her merry way, an alligator started running towards the cart so Gracie.....

[skyguy79]

.... like many on this board. But lately there's been a problem with the wheels on her welcome wagon and the wagon is in the shop for repairs. I think it has something to do with needing new brakes and alignment. So, in the mean time she is.........using VPL's spanking brand new million dollar motor home as her welcome wagon inviting not only TOTV'ers in but anyone who has a resident's ID card including temporaries. When done Gracie will pay VPL $10 bucks to go toward the cleanup of the motor home's entrance steps and...

[Taltarzac725]

...using VPL's spanking brand new million dollar motor home as her welcome wagon inviting not only TOTV'ers in but anyone who has a resident's ID card including temporaries. When done Gracie will pay VPL $10 bucks to go toward the cleanup of the motor home's entrance steps and...

...empty the waste disposal tanks but hopefully not with the same way as Clark Griswold's relative in Chevy Chase's Christmas Vacation--in the storm drains. http://youtu.be/LSqb4e8mUd4

Graciegirl also volunteers to.....

[2BNTV]

...empty the waste disposal tanks but hopefully not with the same way as Clark Griswold's relative in Chevy Chase's Christmas Vacation--in the storm drains. Christmas Vacation (7/10) Movie CLIP - Eddie's Sewage (1989) HD - YouTube (http://youtu.be/LSqb4e8mUd4)

Graciegirl also volunteers to.....

Homecoming Queen for the first TOTV parade and dinner dance. Joining her will be the King Tal who will give the commencement speech that will contain the following topics.........

[graciegirl]

Homecoming Queen for the first TOTV parade and dinner dance. Joining her will be the King Tal who will give the commencement speech that will contain the following topics.........


Tal has so many topics on which he could converse fluently because Tal is one smart guy but this time he will talk on the subject of

Blooming where you are planted. He will discuss finding friends who make you comfortable and gathering them frequently to share food and fun and to laugh uproareously. (did I spell that right?)

After the speech Tal and his motor home group drove over to see the site where the new shopping mall may be someday. Mrs. Skyguy, (Eileen) said she hoped that there would be stores that sold.........................

[2BNTV]

Lawn ornaments but she would have to check her deed restrictions to see if they are allowed. Skyguy, her husband wished they would open a yogurt store so he could sample a different flavor everyday and not worry about gaining weight.

2B chimed in that he wished they would open an exercise type gym so he could lose all the weight he needed to and.........

[Taltarzac725]

Lawn ornaments but she would have to check her deed restrictions to see if they are allowed. Skyguy, her husband wished they would open a yogurt store so he could sample a different flavor everyday and not worry about gaining weight.

2B chimed in that he wished they would open an exercise type gym so he could lose all the weight he needed to and.........

...fit into his 1970s Disco clothes. He really missed those days dancing to Donna Summer's music. He could give John Travolta a run for his Saturday Night Fever money. http://youtu.be/Yu8z1DIMe9Q Skyguy adds....

[2BNTV]

That 2B would have to lose a ton of weight to fit into 70's clothes. BTW - 2B thinks he would look funny as that style never came back into vogue. polyesther suits EWWWWWWW. 2B went to find the singles group as they were having a dance that night and ran into........

[Taltarzac725]

That 2B would have to lose a ton of weight to fit into 70's clothes. BTW - 2B thinks he would look funny as that style never came back into vogue. polyesther suits EWWWWWWW. 2B went to find the singles group as they were having a dance that night and ran into........

...ChaChaCha who upon seeing 2B was having second thoughts about.... KathieI was also party crashing because she likes dances so much. While Tal was....

[eweissenbach]

...ChaChaCha who upon seeing 2B was having second thoughts about.... KathieI was also party crashing because she likes dances so much. While Tal was....

Over in the corner consulting his thesaurus in order to come up with clever yet abstruse posts. KathieI grabbed his arm to pull him to the dance floor, causing him to spill his Night Train Special wine all over his thesaurus. This caused Tal to become agitated and he announced to everyone that, henceforth he would........

[Taltarzac725]

Over in the corner consulting his thesaurus in order to come up with clever yet abstruse posts. KathieI grabbed his arm to pull him to the dance floor, causing him to spill his Night Train Special wine all over his thesaurus. This caused Tal to become agitated and he announced to everyone that, henceforth he would........

buy, and start using the almost 4000 page Oxford Historical Thesaurus so he could become even more abstruse. Oxford University Press: Historical Thesaurus of the Oxford English Dictionary: Christian Kay (http://www.oup.com/us/catalog/general/subject/Reference/?ci=9780199208999&view=usa). 2B then said....

[eweissenbach]

buy, and start using the almost 4000 page Oxford Historical Thesaurus so he could become even more abstruse. Oxford University Press: Historical Thesaurus of the Oxford English Dictionary: Christian Kay (http://www.oup.com/us/catalog/general/subject/Reference/?ci=9780199208999&view=usa). 2B then said....

"What the h e double hockey sticks does abstruse mean?" But at that exact moment the door flew open and in walked, no danced, none other than Mikeandnancy. Okay, shrieked Mike, "I want a Tom and Jerry and I want it right now!" Shaumburger, who was serving the festive beverage, while taken aback, replied nonetheless that she would.......

[Taltarzac725]

"What the h e double hockey sticks does abstruse mean?" But at that exact moment the door flew open and in walked, no danced, none other than Mikeandnancy. Okay, shrieked Mike, "I want a Tom and Jerry and I want it right now!" Shaumburger, who was serving the festive beverage, while taken aback, replied nonetheless that she would.......

...have to talk to some Cheeseheads while praying for her beloved Bears on what to add into a Tom and Jerry. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/12/dining/the-tom-and-jerry-an-odd-ephemeral-drink.html?_r=0 A huge Bear fan then said....

[2BNTV]

we get the Lions today and I hope they don't have their claws out. 2B said I don't know what abstruse means but after watching the Shawshank Redemption. I know what obtuse means. 2B then decided to go to the movies at The Rialto theater to see Lincoln and while there, he ran into Ed who was boasting about becoming a sage, (whatever that means), and Ed.......

[Taltarzac725]

we get the Lions today and I hope they don't have their claws out. 2B said I don't know what abstruse means but after watching the Shawshank Redemption. I know what obtuse means. 2B then decided to go to the movies at The Rialto theater to see Lincoln and while there, he ran into Ed who was boasting about becoming a sage, (whatever that means), and Ed.......

...had to make sure he beat Bill-n-Brillo to the concession stand before Ed bought out all the fresh popcorn. Bill-n-Brillo, however,....

[skyguy79]

...had to make sure he beat Bill-n-Brillo to the concession stand before Ed bought out all the fresh popcorn. Bill-n-Brillo, however,.......went... nah na-nah na-nah-nah, I already bought up all the pop-corn. Bill then...

[Taltarzac725]

...went... nah na-nah na-nah-nah, I already bought up all the pop-corn. Bill then...

...got a refund for his Rialto Theater ticket and headed on over to the Barnstorm Theater to eat up all their popcorn. He met BillytheKid there and....

[Villages PL]

...got a refund for his Rialto Theater ticket and headed on over to the Barnstorm Theater to eat up all their popcorn. He met BillytheKid there and....

....and they had a shoot-out...pop, pop, pop, pop,...with their popcorn shooters. Thankfully, no one was hurt. But the food-police showed up and wanted to know if.....

[Taltarzac725]

....and they had a shoot-out...pop, pop, pop, pop,...with their popcorn shooters. Thankfully, no one was hurt. But the food-police showed up and wanted to know if.....

...that was real butter in the popcorn and whether or not the chili was from Texas or New York City. New YORK Cityyyy???? Said Villages PL. Chili from New York City?? That's like.....

[Villages PL]

...that was real butter in the popcorn and whether or not the chili was from Texas or New York City. New YORK Cityyyy???? Said Villages PL. Chili from New York City?? That's like.....

......that's like....terrible. New York City Chili is probably made with extra virgin olive oil instead of saturated animal fat or trans fat. No trans fat? Then they started popping the food-police....pop...pop...pop...pop....with their popcorn shooters. The food police then slipped on the butter and fell down. So the shooters, Billy The Kid and Ed, decided they had better.....

[Taltarzac725]

......that's like....terrible. New York City Chili is probably made with extra virgin olive oil instead of saturated animal fat or trans fat. No trans fat? Then they started popping the food-police....pop...pop...pop...pop....with their popcorn shooters. The food police then slipped on the butter and fell down. So the shooters, Billy The Kid and Ed, decided they had better.....

...Get out of town, pronto. The trouble is they could not find a horse or any other animals to ride in Brownswood even though it is supposed to be a replica of a cowtown. The steers were all bronze as were the horses. No dogs were large enough as no Great Danes were available and where oh where did the Buffalo roam??? So, Ed wrangled a gopher tortoise for each foot and each hand while Billy the Kid got really crazy and hopped on an alligator instead of the 4 gopher tortoises. K9Lover interjected....

[Taltarzac725]

Bump.

[Villages PL]

...Get out of town, pronto. The trouble is they could not find a horse or any other animals to ride in Brownswood even though it is supposed to be a replica of a cowtown. The steers were all bronze as were the horses. No dogs were large enough as no Great Danes were available and where oh where did the Buffalo roam??? So, Ed wrangled a gopher tortoise for each foot and each hand while Billy the Kid got really crazy and hopped on an alligator instead of the 4 gopher tortoises. K9Lover interjected....

This is rediculous! You can't get out of town "pronto" on gophers 'n' gators! So K9 said, "Hold on, I'm calling a cab for you guys." Luckily, there was a cab just around the corner. They got in quickly and.....

[Taltarzac725]

This is rediculous! You can't get out of town "pronto" on gophers 'n' gators! So K9 said, "Hold on, I'm calling a cab for you guys." Luckily, there was a cab just around the corner. They got in quickly and.....

...managed to elude the cops on bicycles (a new measure put on by the Wildwood police in Brownwood) but were unfortunately stopped by a group of TOTVers doing the 5th Annual Village Freeze. Samhass would not budge from her frozen position neither would KathieI. They took of in the cab into a field....

[Villages PL]

...managed to elude the cops on bicycles (a new measure put on by the Wildwood police in Brownwood) but were unfortunately stopped by a group of TOTVers doing the 5th Annual Village Freeze. Samhass would not budge from her frozen position neither would KathieI. They took of in the cab into a field....

...... "A Field of Dreams". Boy, isn't this where they made a movie about baseball? I'm surprised it's still here. Well, the food Police will never think of looking for us here. They paid the cab driver $2,000 and gave him a $200 dollar tip, and the cab took off. Then they wondered.......

[Taltarzac725]

...... "A Field of Dreams". Boy, isn't this where they made a movie about baseball? I'm surprised it's still here. Well, the food Police will never think of looking for us here. They paid the cab driver $2,000 and gave him a $200 dollar tip, and the cab took off. Then they wondered.......

....where is Shoeless Joe Jackson?? Someone built it but he did not come. Skyguy pitched in with his opinion....

[skyguy79]

....where is Shoeless Joe Jackson?? Someone built it but he did not come. Skyguy pitched in with his opinion....by saying.... "Don't take wooden nickels!" They then tossed his butt out the front gate and into the street where he.....

[Taltarzac725]

by saying.... "Don't take wooden nickels!" They then tossed his butt out the front gate and into the street where he.....

...managed to get up and run from a berzerk White Sox fan while also wishing everyone "Happy New Year!" The nutjob White Sox fan calmed down while P distracted her with an offered White Sox baseball cap. K9Lovers then added....

[Taltarzac725]

...managed to get up and run from a berzerk White Sox fan while also wishing everyone "Happy New Year!" The nutjob White Sox fan calmed down while P distracted her with an offered White Sox baseball cap. K9Lovers then added....

...."There are eight maids trying to milk those buffalo. What are they-- nuts??? Those are male buffalo". Tal then got an idea.....

[skyguy79]

...."There are eight maids trying to milk those buffalo. What are they-- nuts??? Those are male buffalo". Tal then got an idea.....to buy two French Hens so he could get free eggs to make home made crapes! However he never made it to the French Hen store because he saw six Geese a laying and...

[Taltarzac725]

to buy two French Hens so he could get free eggs to make home made crapes! However he never made it to the French Hen store because he saw six Geese a laying and...

...five golden rings. "Five golden rings" said Tal., "these must be worth something!" "I better sell them to a jewel, coin and gold collector and buy...."

[skyguy79]

...five golden rings. "Five golden rings" said Tal., "these must be worth something!" "I better sell them to a jewel, coin and gold collector and buy...."a resident's season pass to Legoland in Winter Haven. But first he decided to bring the rings to Happinow to have her and her hubby check them out and get a professional opinion so he knows what he has before trying to sell them. One Happinow and her hubby check them out, Tal was advised....

[Taltarzac725]

a resident's season pass to Legoland in Winter Haven. But first he decided to bring the rings to Happinow to have her and her hubby check them out and get a professional opinion so he knows what he has before trying to sell them. One Happinow and her hubby check them out, Tal was advised....

...these Golden Rings are made of a very rare mineral that resembles fool's gold but does not have its many dangers like blowing up. So, actually because of all the labor that went into making them, they are actually worth more than real gold. Happinow suggests that they all go to Harry Potter World, if Tal can stand the lines. Tal says....

[skyguy79]

...these Golden Rings are made of a very rare mineral that resembles fool's gold but does not have its many dangers like blowing up. So, actually because of all the labor that went into making them, they are actually worth more than real gold. Happinow suggests that they all go to Harry Potter World, if Tal can stand the lines. Tal says...."I'm game! We'll meet at platform 9¾, jump through the brick wall and hop on the Hogwats Express and we'll be there in no time at all!" To that Happinow responded "Get real Tal, we can just drive there in one of.....

[Taltarzac725]

"I'm game! We'll meet at platform 9¾, jump through the brick wall and hop on the Hogwats Express and we'll be there in no time at all!" To that Happinow responded "Get real Tal, we can just drive there in one of.....

"....flying cars. Travolta must have one of these. We can always borrow it from Vinnie Barbarino. Just have to make sure John is in that character at that time and not in the Face/Off one." Graciegirl pipes in.....

[Taltarzac725]

Bump.

[2BNTV]

2b like historical movies so he wnt to see Lincoln. While in the theater, 2b saw a movie about FDR that he thinks would be worthwhile seeing but at another time. He went to the concession stand and Bill was making popcorn for the unwashed masses. Skyguy bvought a big vat of popcorn that could feed many people but said it was all for him and........

[Taltarzac725]

2b like historical movies so he wnt to see Lincoln. While in the theater, 2b saw a movie about FDR that he thinks would be worthwhile seeing but at another time. He went to the concession stand and Bill was making popcorn for the unwashed masses. Skyguy bvought a big vat of popcorn that could feed many people but said it was all for him and........

...his pooka Harvey. Harvey has a huge appetite for a 6' 4" 220 lb. rabbit. Well, my pooka is better than yours said....

[2BNTV]

Bill. The argument contiued with Gracie stepping in and said, 'this is a new year and I will have it starting with everyone fighting". Gracie who grew up in Ahia not far from the Hatfields and McCoys feud that has been brewing for over a hundred years. Gracie had enlisted the help of Redwitch to stage a peaceful demostartion for people that......

[graciegirl]

Bill. The argument contiued with Gracie stepping in and said, 'this is a new year and I will have it starting with everyone fighting". Gracie who grew up in Ahia not far from the Hatfields and McCoys feud that has been brewing for over a hundred years. Gracie had enlisted the help of Redwitch to stage a peaceful demostartion for people that......

might think this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius................

oh sorry.

Gracie was looking spitefully at the Cool Bun club standing outside the theater, since it had been a few years since Gracie's buns looked really Cool. The Cool Bun Club was made up of a bunch of..........

[Taltarzac725]

might think this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius................

oh sorry.

Gracie was looking spitefully at the Cool Bun club standing outside the theater, since it had been a few years since Gracie's buns looked really Cool. The Cool Bun Club was made up of a bunch of..........

...Red Hat Ladies with too much flowing hair for their many outings. So, they had to put it up into very tightly wound buns often causing them to blurt out mean things to bystanders because of their migraines. Many of the Villagers had caught The Cool Bun Club's barbs. Or, is that Bobs? Barb1191 often complained....

[Villages PL]

...Red Hat Ladies with too much flowing hair for their many outings. So, they had to put it up into very tightly wound buns often causing them to blurt out mean things to bystanders because of their migraines. Many of the Villagers had caught The Cool Bun Club's barbs. Or, is that Bobs? Barb1191 often complained....

......"its time for a change."

CHAPTER II

It was a whole new day in The Villages and a new year! Everyone was planning ahead and making new years resolutions. Some of the people and their resolutions were as follows: First to step up and make a resolution was.....

[graciegirl]

......"its time for a change."

CHAPTER II

It was a whole new day in The Villages and a new year! Everyone was planning ahead and making new years resolutions. Some of the people and their resolutions were as follows: First to step up and make a resolution was.....

Villages PL. He decided that 2013 was the year that he would add a little meat to his diet. He was going to have standing rib roast with root vegetables and some nice Chicken with dressing and a little Pork and sauerkraut.

This shocked everyone, especially the Cool Bun ladies. They didn't think this would EVER happen, but Villages PL was only kidding. He was going to have a lovely roasted parsnip for dinner and then go to the meeting at the Savannah Club that Jimbo was going to speak at.

Gracie noticed that she had just dangled a participle. She was so embarrassed that she .............................

[2BNTV]

might think this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius................

oh sorry.

Gracie was looking spitefully at the Cool Bun club standing outside the theater, since it had been a few years since Gracie's buns looked really Cool. The Cool Bun Club was made up of a bunch of..........

:1rotfl: ...... TOTV women who wore their hair in a bun, (not to be confused with crossed buns), that Gracie bakes and are so delicious but I digress. The women was led by Pturner was really the girls posse in disguise and she was going to lead them on a ........

[graciegirl]

:1rotfl: ...... TOTV women who wore their hair in a bun, (not to be confused with crossed buns), that Gracie bakes and are so delicious but I digress. The women was led by Pturner was really the girls posse in disguise and she was going to lead them on a ........

shopping adventure. They were all going to go to...........

[2BNTV]

Walmart's to buy up all the...........

[skyguy79]

Walmart's to buy up all the..............dinkleberry cat treats for Gracie's kitties! But when they got there...

[Villages PL]

Walmart's to buy up all the...........

.....hair care products, baked goods, diet books and other such items. Reading diet books makes them hungry so they......

[Taltarzac725]

...dinkleberry cat treats for Gracie's kitties! But when they got there...

...all that was left for the kitties were scissors for removing the cats' dingleberries. "We will have to go to...." said PTurner.

[graciegirl]

...all that was left for the kitties were scissors for removing the cats' dingleberries. "We will have to go to...." said PTurner.

Boy Howdy's. They have a new singer there and she sings nothing but...............

[2BNTV]

Boy Howdy's. They have a new singer there and she sings nothing but...............

sews. Is that so? asked Pooh. Now, I'm all confused. What where we talking about asked......

[Taltarzac725]

sews. Is that so? asked Pooh. Now, I'm all confused. What where we talking about asked......

....RichieLion. "This is the only sew music I know about," he grimaced. "It is for sewing". Julie Rose Sews: music to sew by (http://www.julierosesews.com/2012/03/music-to-sew-by.html). "You sew?" asks Tal. "I tried knitting but it looked like something my cat threw up when I was done. A hairball."

"At least, you have a cat." said Syndey. "Last week my beloved Siamese left us for the block TomCat.

TomCat because the cat leaps over couches a great deal and will not take its medicine."

"Enough of this" says DaleMN. "Where were we??"

[skyguy79]

....RichieLion. "This is the only sew music I know about," he grimaced. "It is for sewing". Julie Rose Sews: music to sew by (http://www.julierosesews.com/2012/03/music-to-sew-by.html). "You sew?" asks Tal. "I tried knitting but it looked like something my cat threw up when I was done. A hairball."

"At least, you have a cat." said Syndey. "Last week my beloved Siamese left us for the block TomCat.

TomCat because the cat leaps over couches a great deal and will not take its medicine."

"Enough of this" says DaleMN. "Where were we??"Lala Land was the reply; the garden of weedom! Everybody laughed and....

[Taltarzac725]

Lala Land was the reply; the garden of weedom! Everybody laughed and....

...there were ten Jack Lord imitators a leapin' about Hawaii Five 0. This was around Lake Sumter Square where Graciegirl was still giving the Cool Bun Club members the evil eye because....

On the tenth day of Christmas... - YouTube (http://youtu.be/1FO_eOv8GBU) -- London Chorus.

[2BNTV]

...there were ten Jack Lord imitators a leapin' about Hawaii Five 0. This was around Lake Sumter Square where Graciegirl was still giving the Cool Bun Club members the evil eye because....

On the tenth day of Christmas... - YouTube (http://youtu.be/1FO_eOv8GBU) -- London Chorus.

see was watching them smoke and Gracie had quit and knows the benefits of being smoke free. The Cool Bun Club members blew smoke in Gracie's face and a fight broke out amonst it's membership as some felt that was being disrespectful so the police came and..........

[skyguy79]

see was watching them smoke and Gracie had quit and knows the benefits of being smoke free. The Cool Bun Club members blew smoke in Gracie's face and a fight broke out amonst it's membership as some felt that was being disrespectful so the police came and..........told them to knock it off, did an Irish Jig then left! Everybody just stood there stunned because of....

[Taltarzac725]

told them to knock it off, did an Irish Jig then left! Everybody just stood there stunned because of....

..boy could they dance. The Sumter County Sheriff's deputies should be on X Factor where they could show Simon Cowell and others how to really dance the Irish Jig. KathieI started dancing and....

[2BNTV]

..boy could they dance. The Sumter County Sheriff's deputies should be on X Factor where they could show Simon Cowell and others how to really dance the Irish Jig. KathieI started dancing and....

everyone followed her lead as she isn't The Mayor for nothing. KathieI went off to make arrangements for the Crispers get together on the third Friday of the month. Normally, she is there to take pictures, hand out badges and be the welcoming committe all rolled up in one. Mike and Nancy volunteered to host Crispers for her and.......

[Taltarzac725]

everyone followed her lead as she isn't The Mayor for nothing. KathieI went off to make arrangements for the Crispers get together on the third Friday of the month. Normally, she is there to take pictures, hand out badges and be the welcoming committe all rolled up in one. Mike and Nancy volunteered to host Crispers for her and.......

....pay for KathieI's drink and food. The other TOTVers have to fend for themselves this month. Samhass decided to arrange another Villages Freeze at Crispers with all the attendees dressed up as Dead Presidents. Skyguy came as....

[2BNTV]

....pay for KathieI's drink and food. The other TOTVers have to fend for themselves this month. Samhass decided to arrange another Villages Freeze at Crispers with all the attendees dressed up as Dead Presidents. Skyguy came as....

U.S Grant complete with a drink in his hand. he wanted to be in character, 2B wanted to come as Lincoln but he is height challenged so he asked Bill of Bill-n-Brillo who is tall and was a majestic figure. Lincoln told everyone that popcorn was popular back in the sixties errrr 1860, and then wanted to give a speech but was interrupted by Grant because........

[Taltarzac725]

U.S Grant complete with a drink in his hand. he wanted to be in character, 2B wanted to come as Lincoln but he is height challenged so he asked Bill of Bill-n-Brillo who is tall and was a majestic figure. Lincoln told everyone that popcorn was popular back in the sixties errrr 1860, and then wanted to give a speech but was interrupted by Grant because........

...Grant was quite drunk as he had no war to plan. Truman that tough-as-nails practical President came into the room. Graciegirl was in fine character as FDR's successor even if it meant a little cross-dressing. 2B came as the remarkable Garfield who was a huge loss to the country. RichieLion played Reagan of course. Nixon came stomping in and....

[2BNTV]

...Grant was quite drunk as he had no war to plan. Truman that tough-as-nails practical President came into the room. Graciegirl was in fine character as FDR's successor even if it meant a little cross-dressing. 2B came as the remarkable Garfield who was a huge loss to the country. RichieLion played Reagan of course. Nixon came stomping in and....

starting cussing up a storm when Gracie interrupted him by saying, "that's not very presidential". Nixon stopped as per Gracie's admonishment, (she wasn't a schoolteacher for nothing), and FDR chimed in that it was time for coctails. They had a ouple of drinks that was to be followed with dinner. It's a good thing that everyone was not hungry as the cook in FDR's White House was known to be terrible and serve food that was barely edible so the group........

[Taltarzac725]

starting cussing up a storm when Gracie interrupted him by saying, "that's not very presidential". Nixon stopped as per Gracie's admonishment, (she wasn't a schoolteacher for nothing), and FDR chimed in that it was time for coctails. They had a ouple of drinks that was to be followed with dinner. It's a good thing that everyone was not hungry as the cook in FDR's White House was known to be terrible and serve food that was barely edible so the group........

...was directed by the Morses to their special dining section of Red Sauce-- beyond the green door and upstairs---where they could get dishes sent over from any restaurant in the Villages. Nixon wanted to tape the whole affair for posterity but....

[Bruiser1]

No one was interested in Nixon's posterity. There was one bag of popcorn and Gracie asked who wants it 2b or not 2b........

[Taltarzac725]

No one was interested in Nixon's posterity. There was one bag of popcorn and Gracie asked who wants it 2b or not 2b........

...that is the question. Horatio. I digress. Kennedy started hitting on all the waitresses; while FDR was trying to unionize them. In came Teddy Roosevelt saying "Bully!" and....

[skyguy79]

...that is the question. Horatio. I digress. Kennedy started hitting on all the waitresses; while FDR was trying to unionize them. In came Teddy Roosevelt saying "Bully!" and....tried yet again to take US Grant's drink away from him. But Grant kept insisting he was sober saying "I'mm knot srunk, no surree, no knot mee!" But Fumer, who happened to be watching, jumped in and...

[2BNTV]

asked Grant if he thought was room was turning on it's axis. Grant said axis, that's a different war. FDR said that's my war and proceeded to tell stories that enraptured the audience. Fumar then drove Grant home in his car, (Grant didn't notice he was in a car as he passed out), and the rest of the presidents.........

[skyguy79]

asked Grant if he thought was room was turning on it's axis. Grant said axis, that's a different war. FDR said that's my war and proceeded to tell stories that enraptured the audience. Fumar then drove Grant home in his car, (Grant didn't notice he was in a car as he passed out), and the rest of the presidents.........picked Grant up, put him back in his tomb and they all danced the Irish Jig on top of the tomb! Meanwhile, back on the farm....

[Taltarzac725]

picked Grant up, put him back in his tomb and they all danced the Irish Jig on top of the tomb! Meanwhile, back on the farm....

...some of the pipes had burst from all the party favors stupidly flushed down the toilets by a drunken reveller. Eleven pipers arrived and began fixing the plumbing when....

[2BNTV]

an alligator started coming out of the toilet. Everybody panicked and ran out the door. Figmo Bohica was coming down the street to see what all the commotion was about and had his firearm with him. They wanted him to shoot the alligator but being a responsible gun owner he ..........

[Taltarzac725]

an alligator started coming out of the toilet. Everybody panicked and ran out the door. Figmo Bohica was coming down the street to see what all the commotion was about and had his firearm with him. They wanted him to shoot the alligator but being a responsible gun owner he ..........

...said that one's too small for my wall so I am not going to shoot it. That famous dog (Westie) rescuer from the Villages-- TOTV's own GatorGus-- offered to wrestle it and put it in a pond when.....

[2BNTV]

...said that one's too small for my wall so I am not going to shoot it. That famous dog (Westie) rescuer from the Villages-- TOTV's own GatorGus-- offered to wrestle it and put it in a pond when.....

The alligator went through the cack door to the pond. after all ghat excitement, all the pipers decided to go to Evans Prairie for a couple of drinks to relax. While waiting at a table, the waitress......

[skyguy79]

The alligator went through the cack door to the pond. after all ghat excitement, all the pipers decided to go to Evans Prairie for a couple of drinks to relax. While waiting at a table, the waitress......started to bump and grind and the manager ran over and yelled at her that this is NOT this kind of play, then fired her. Eventually....

[Taltarzac725]

started to bump and grind and the manager ran over and yelled at her that this is NOT this kind of play, then fired her. Eventually....

...the waitress bought up Speckled Butterbean's old spot --after working at Ocala's Body Shots for a few years-- and created a 4 star restaurant that put Evans Prairie to shame. She even has a tradition of bringing in eleven Scottish bagpipers piping on January 4.

Back to our plumber pipers and the gator. GatorGus has rescued the gator and got it into Lake Sumter with the help of the eleven pipers. But, his dog Bounce, seeking revenge on gators....

[skyguy79]

...the waitress bought up Speckled Butterbean's old spot --after working at Ocala's Body Shots for a few years-- and created a 4 star restaurant that put Evans Prairie to shame. She even has a tradition of bringing in eleven Scottish bagpipers piping on January 4.

Back to our plumber pipers and the gator. GatorGus has rescued the gator and got it into Lake Sumter with the help of the eleven pipers. But, his dog Bounce, seeking revenge on gators....did something about there being no P in Lake Sumter! :evil6: Spectators gasped and...

[Taltarzac725]

did something about there being no P in Lake Sumter! :evil6: Spectators gasped and...

...were amazed at the amount of pee one West Highlands Scottish Terrier had. He kept peeing and peeing and peeing for a solid minute. Bounce also must have drunk something that disturbed the gators as only the brown snouted remote contolled gator remained anywhere near the Lake Sumter docks.

The fishers rejoiced as now they had a good shot at the bigger fish and did not have to worry about the gators.


Bounce even got an ice cream cone from Haagen Daz from GatorGus who also gave him a John 3:16 dog collar to show his victory over the gators by honoring that most famous Gator Tim Tebow. TimTebow.com | The Official Website of Tim Tebow (http://www.timtebow.com/) Tebow's father was in town and....

[2BNTV]

...were amazed at the amount of pee one West Highlands Scottish Terrier had. He kept peeing and peeing and peeing for a solid minute. Bounce also must have drunk something that disturbed the gators as only the brown snouted remote contolled gator remained anywhere near the Lake Sumter docks.

The fishers rejoiced as now they had a good shot at the bigger fish and did not have to worry about the gators.


Bounce even got an ice cream cone from Haagen Daz from GatorGus who also gave him a John 3:16 dog collar to show his victory over the gators by honoring that most famous Gator Tim Tebow. Tebow's father was in town and....

was wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey but the coach had him beat him with a tatoo of his wife in nothing but a Sanchez jersey. That was the headline in the NY Daily News, (you can't make this stuff up folks, it's true). The coach then fled from the paparazzi who were clicking pictures at a rapid rate and the coach fell into the pool trying to get away and.........

[Taltarzac725]

was wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey but the coach had him beat him with a tatoo of his wife in nothing but a Sanchez jersey. That was the headline in the NY Daily News, (you can't make this stuff up folks, it's true). The coach then fled from the paparazzi who were clicking pictures at a rapid rate and the coach fell into the pool trying to get away and.........

Sunbathing Rex Ryan spotted, tattoo of wife's likeness wearing only Mark Sanchez NY Jets jersey on display in Bahamas - NY Daily News (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/tatted-rex-kinky-ink-wife-likeness-sanchez-jersey-article-1.1232856?localLinksEnabled=false)

...Bounce jumped in to save him as Steve (GatorGus) was busy visiting with Samhass. Bounce does a great dog paddle. The Jets' coach Rex Ryan managed to grab onto Bounce's John 3:16 dog collar's tag as that is all that stood out from the huge inner tube Bounce had around himself. Bounce got Ryan to the side of the pool and....

[Villages PL]

Sunbathing Rex Ryan spotted, tattoo of wife's likeness wearing only Mark Sanchez NY Jets jersey on display in Bahamas - NY Daily News (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/tatted-rex-kinky-ink-wife-likeness-sanchez-jersey-article-1.1232856?localLinksEnabled=false)

...Bounce jumped in to save him as Steve (GatorGus) was busy visiting with Samhass. Bounce does a great dog paddle. The Jets' coach Rex Ryan managed to grab onto Bounce's John 3:16 dog collar's tag as that is all that stood out from the huge inner tube Bounce had around himself. Bounce got Ryan to the side of the pool and....

....gave him mouth to mouth respiration. That made the coach very.....

[Taltarzac725]

....gave him mouth to mouth respiration. That made the coach very.....

...confused as he had no idea this was the famous Bounce. Westies look pretty much all alike. Samhass pulled Bounce's tail to get him off Coach Ryan as you are supposed to do with pure-breed Westies when they are stuck. Coach Ryan then said....

..."what's with all these drummers drumming? There's 12 of them, aren't there? Are the Gators sending in re-inforcements because I lack a Tim Tebow tattoo??? They could have at least sent in the gorgeous U of FL cheerleaders rather than these hurly-burly all male 12 drummers." The Office - 12 Drummers Drumming - Video - NBC.com (http://www.nbc.com/the-office/video/12-drummers-drumming/n21879/)

Pooh says-- "That's just an illusion because of the uniforms used by the drummers' vis-a-vis those scanty one's used by the Gator cheerleaders. Some of the drummers could be girls."

VillagesPL adds....

[Taltarzac725]

Bump.

[Taltarzac725]

...confused as he had no idea this was the famous Bounce. Westies look pretty much all alike. Samhass pulled Bounce's tail to get him off Coach Ryan as you are supposed to do with pure-breed Westies when they are stuck. Coach Ryan then said....

..."what's with all these drummers drumming? There's 12 of them, aren't there? Are the Gators sending in re-inforcements because I lack a Tim Tebow tattoo??? They could have at least sent in the gorgeous U of FL cheerleaders rather than these hurly-burly all male 12 drummers." The Office - 12 Drummers Drumming - Video - NBC.com (http://www.nbc.com/the-office/video/12-drummers-drumming/n21879/)

Pooh says-- "That's just an illusion because of the uniforms used by the drummers' vis-a-vis those scanty one's used by the Gator cheerleaders. Some of the drummers could be girls."

VillagesPL adds....

....isn't that 11th Drummer Abe Vigoda? Abe Vigoda - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abe_Vigoda). Tal says, "Abe Vigoda! Loved him in Barney Miller as Fish." Bounce starts barking and....

...into the pool area walk
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!


KathieI complains, "How am I going to swim with all these creatures around?" 2B says.....

[Taltarzac725]

....isn't that 11th Drummer Abe Vigoda? Abe Vigoda - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abe_Vigoda). Tal says, "Abe Vigoda! Loved him in Barney Miller as Fish." Bounce starts barking and....

...into the pool area walk
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!


KathieI complains, "How am I going to swim with all these creatures around?"

2B says.....

...Well, at least you do not have the complete sets from each 12 Days of Christmas songs. Then you would have to contend with 12 partridges in a pear tree as well as 24 turtle doves, 36 French hens, 48 calling birds, 60 golden rings, 72 geese a-laying, etc.

"What a zoo!" says Graciegirl as we await the 12th Night. "We should call 12th Night Zoo Night" pipes in....

[Taltarzac725]

...Well, at least you do not have the complete sets from each 12 Days of Christmas songs. Then you would have to contend with 12 partridges in a pear tree as well as 24 turtle doves, 36 French hens, 48 calling birds, 60 golden rings, 72 geese a-laying, etc.

"What a zoo!" says Graciegirl as we await the 12th Night. "We should call 12th Night Zoo Night" pipes in....

...Happinow says, "Well, at least there are just 12 drummers drumming, 132 drummers would be quite a band to go along with the zoo."

"We have enough of a menagerie for a parade!" chirps in Skyguy.

Graciegirl adds.....

[skyguy79]

...Happinow says, "Well, at least there are just 12 drummers drumming, 132 drummers would be quite a band to go along with the zoo."

"We have enough of a menagerie for a parade!" chirps in Skyguy.

Graciegirl adds.....HEY! Skyguy isn't a canary; he can't chirp!!! But maybe Tal has a better idea than Skyguy and....

[Taltarzac725]

HEY! Skyguy isn't a canary; he can't chirp!!! But maybe Tal has a better idea than Skyguy and....

..he gets out his wine drenched and now badly stained Thesaurus and....

[Taltarzac725]

..he gets out his wine drenched and now badly stained Thesaurus and....

...looks up chirp. "You must have had those 12 partridges on your mind" suggests Bill-N-Brillo. Who adds....

[skyguy79]

...looks up chirp. "You must have had those 12 partridges on your mind" suggests Bill-N-Brillo. Who adds...."Forget about'um! You'll never get them out of the pear tree!" So Tal figures he'll look up quack instead and see if...

[Taltarzac725]

"Forget about'um! You'll never get them out of the pear tree!" So Tal figures he'll look up quack instead and see if...

...he can get the swans, geese, calling brids, doves and hens out of the pool with the proper calls. GatorGus suggests wrestling an alligator into the pool. Samhass adds.....

[skyguy79]

...he can get the swans, geese, calling brids, doves and hens out of the pool with the proper calls. GatorGus suggests wrestling an alligator into the pool. Samhass adds.....snakes as things to throw into the pool. Samhass also adds.....

[Taltarzac725]

snakes as things to throw into the pool. Samhass also adds.....

...."we could always throw in some cats. That would really get rid of all these birds in a hurry from the feline's going berzerk from the water. The kitties would have life preservers on, of course".

Men of the men of TOTV have really enjoyed the 108 ladies a dancing. Bonds 12 Days of Christmas Ad - 9 Ladies Dancing - YouTube (http://youtu.be/x5sgx0Yjnlw)
KathieI who has had a lot of company at her nightly dancing places. She says....

[Taltarzac725]

...."we could always throw in some cats. That would really get rid of all these birds in a hurry from the feline's going berzerk from the water. The kitties would have life preservers on, of course".

Men of the men of TOTV have really enjoyed the 108 ladies a dancing. Bonds 12 Days of Christmas Ad - 9 Ladies Dancing - YouTube (http://youtu.be/x5sgx0Yjnlw)
KathieI who has had a lot of company at her nightly dancing places. She says....

..."The dancing floors have been a little too crowded with all these 108 ladies a dancing from the Twelve Days of Christmas. It has given me an Epiphany though." "What?" asked Happinow?

"I'll tell you next Twelve Days of Christmas, but Tal certainly can't add." says KathieI. "There are only 27 ladies a dancing in our Epiphany parade". comments Samhass.

Tal says "I am beginning to feel like a herbivore man with all my latest posts. All dressed up with no where to go".

[Villages PL]

..."The dancing floors have been a little too crowded with all these 108 ladies a dancing from the Twelve Days of Christmas. I has given me an Epiphany though." "What?" asked Happinow?

"I'll tell you next Twelve Days of Christmas, but Tal certainly can't add." says KathieI. "There are only 27 ladies a dancing in our Epiphany parade". comments Samhass.

Tal says "I am beginning to feel like a herbivore man with all my latest posts. All dressed up with no where to go".

So he figured it must be time for a new chapter:

Chapter 3 perhaps?

In this chapter, the twelve days of Christmas have ended and now we are looking forward to Valentines Day. Some on TOTV are thinking of sending Valentines to others on the board. And one of them is.......

[2BNTV]

2B who has many favorites. He was going to send cards and to some gifts but it started to become cost prohibitive. Heavens to murgatroid........
what to do?????? He then decided to name his favorite but.....

[Villages PL]

2B who has many favorites. He was going to send cards and to some gifts but it started to become cost prohibitive. Heavens to murgatroid........
what to do?????? He then decided to name his favorite but.....

..... then wondered if her husband would mind. Last time he sent a Valentine to his favorite, he ended up getting......

[skyguy79]

..... then wondered if her husband would mind. Last time he sent a Valentine to his favorite, he ended up getting......punched in the breadbasket with a stale hotdog bun by the jealous hubby. After he recovered....

[2BNTV]

punched in the breadbasket with a stale hotdog bun by the jealous hubby. After he recovered....

he ate the hotdog with the stale bun and proceeded to go to a bar where he could recover by drinking himself stupid. While at the bar he met......

[Taltarzac725]

he ate the hotdog with the stale bun and proceeded to go to a bar where he could recover by drinking himself stupid. While at the bar he met......

...Gary Morse. He was doing his Henry V and Falstaff thing by mixing in with the ordinary Villagers to get perspective. Except that 2B proceeded to drink Mr. Morse under the table. Hard to get a new viewpoint of the needs of the Villages from underneath a table unless you are seeing if this establishment has removed the gum and other stains on the table undersides.

VillagesPL helped Mr. Morse up, while 2B asked him....

[2BNTV]

...Gary Morse. He was doing his Henry V and Falstaff thing by mixing in with the ordinary Villagers to get perspective. Except that 2B proceeded to drink Mr. Morse under the table. Hard to get a new viewpoint of the needs of the Villages from underneath a table unless you are seeing if this establishment has removed the gum and other stains on the table undersides.

VillagesPL helped Mr. Morse up, while 2B asked him....

can you give me a couple of million until my uncle straightens out, he's hunchback. Gary gave 2B the evil eye look and 2B knew he was in trouble so he rounded up the girls posse for protection and then he felt safe until.....

[skyguy79]

...Gary Morse. He was doing his Henry V and Falstaff thing by mixing in with the ordinary Villagers to get perspective. Except that 2B proceeded to drink Mr. Morse under the table. Hard to get a new viewpoint of the needs of the Villages from underneath a table unless you are seeing if this establishment has removed the gum and other stains on the table undersides.

VillagesPL helped Mr. Morse up, while 2B asked him...." is the meaning of life?" Mr. Morse looked strangely at 2B then proceeded to explain to him that.....

[Taltarzac725]

" is the meaning of life?" Mr. Morse looked strangely at 2B then proceeded to explain to him that.....

..."There's no philosophy in real estate development!! You make a buck or you do not."

Happinow replied.....

[2BNTV]

..."There's no philosophy in real estate development!! You make a buck or you do not."

Happinow replied.....

there's got to be more to it than that as you have built TV and no other retirement comunity can compare. People are moving in TV in droves. Faithful Frank disagreed as he lives in Stonecrest and he stated he got more house for his money. Happinow replied that FF does not have TV lifestyle so.....

[Taltarzac725]

there's got to be more to it than that as you have built TV and no other retirement comunity can compare. People are moving in TV in droves. Faithful Frank disagreed as he lives in Stonecrest and he stated he got more house for his money. Happinow replied that FF does not have TV lifestyle so.....

...FF takes advantage by using the Villages' town squares as much as he can to dance with KathieI and Rockinronda and sing with Sue Schuler; going to the movies at Barnstorm, Old Mill Playhouse, and the Rialto Theaters with Tal and many others; playing bocce ball, pickleball, billiards, and swimming as a gatecrasher with whomever lets him....

FF even takes his pooch to Doggie Doo Run Run with Schotzyb, Barefoot, Tal, and many of the other TOTVers who go there.

Fumar has this to say....

[Taltarzac725]

...FF takes advantage by using the Villages' town squares as much as he can to dance with KathieI and Rockinronda and sing with Sue Schuler; going to the movies at Barnstorm, Old Mill Playhouse, and the Rialto Theaters with Tal and many others; playing bocce ball, pickleball, billiards, and swimming as a gatecrasher with whomever lets him....

FF even takes his pooch to Doggie Doo Run Run with Schotzyb, Barefoot, Tal, and many of the other TOTVers who go there.

Fumar has this to say....

... :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

While Bill-N-Brillo adds:

:popcorn: :popcorn:

And Ed, insists:

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[Villages PL]

... :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

While Bill-N-Brillo adds:

:popcorn: :popcorn:

And Ed, insists:

:popcorn: :popcorn:

And Ed insists that popcorn is good but two bags are more than enough. He said, "I can't eat more than two because......"

[Taltarzac725]

And Ed insists that popcorn is good but two bags are more than enough. He said, "I can't eat more than two because......"

"...you'll need Ex-Lax if you eat a great deal of this stuff at once. You will feel like a stuffed turkey just before Thanksgiving dinner".

"Stuffed Turkey" adds Samhass. "That reminds me of the time I cooked...."

[Taltarzac725]

"...you'll need Ex-Lax if you eat a great deal of this stuff at once. You will feel like a stuffed turkey just before Thanksgiving dinner".

"Stuffed Turkey" adds Samhass. "That reminds me of the time I cooked...."

...a meal for a boyfriend who told me I could not cook. I sure wanted to stuff that turkey".

"At least you did not get a cooked ham" cuts in Patty. "What's a 'cooked ham' asks Ed. "An actor or actress who had been out in the sun or in a tanning bed for too long".

"I got a joke for you" said......

[skyguy79]

...a meal for a boyfriend who told me I could not cook. I sure wanted to stuff that turkey".

"At least you did not get a cooked ham" cuts in Patty. "What's a 'cooked ham' asks Ed. "An actor or actress who had been out in the sun or in a tanning bed for too long".

"I got a joke for you" said......Graciegirl, but I won't tell it to you because you might go and post it on TOTV and you might get banned if you do. So after signing a disclaimer Ed....

[Taltarzac725]

Graciegirl, but I won't tell it to you because you might go and post it on TOTV and you might get banned if you do. So after signing a disclaimer Ed....

...posted this on TOTV. "We Are Mizzou" Music Video - YouTube (http://youtu.be/-vMfqosdDbY) After watching this, PattyLand quipped....

[Taltarzac725]

...posted this on TOTV. "We Are Mizzou" Music Video - YouTube (http://youtu.be/-vMfqosdDbY) After watching this, PattyLand quipped....

..."Wonder how well Mizzou will do in the S.E.C. in College Basketball?" Missouri Tigers Basketball 2012-13 Schedule - Tigers Home and Away - ESPN (http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/team/schedule/_/id/142/missouri-tigers)

Tal says 12-2 so far in the S.E.C. He adds "Mizzou sure busted my March Madness Bracket in 2012". :cus:


Skyguy ask everyone "What are you getting your Sweetheart for Valentine's Day?" Since he wanted to get the subject back on track.

[Villages PL]

Skyguy ask everyone "What are you getting your Sweetheart for Valentine's Day?" Since he wanted to get the subject back on track.

But no one seemed eager to answer because they were afraid they might....

[Taltarzac725]

But no one seemed eager to answer because they were afraid they might....

...spoil their beloved's surprise even if most people seem to give roughly the same thing each year. Graciegirl countered with....

[skyguy79]

...spoil their beloved's surprise even if most people seem to give roughly the same thing each year. Graciegirl countered with...."I don't know about that, but I do know that boy Howdy got miss Princess Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring an all season pair of possum hide boots!" Reacting to that, Mr......

[2BNTV]

"I don't know about that, but I do know that boy Howdy got miss Princess Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring an all season pair of possum hide boots!" Reacting to that, Mr......


Bill of SNL fame said, "Oh Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!I hope you didn't shoot any possum to make those boots.Mr Ed, not of tv fame, said no, they all died of natural cause. heheheheheheheh Thy decided to by P a birthday present so they went to.......

[Villages PL]

"I don't know about that, but I do know that boy Howdy got miss Princess Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring an all season pair of possum hide boots!" Reacting to that, Mr......


.....boy Howdy wanted everyone to know that his full name is "Boy Howdy Doody" and that he is the great grandson of the Howdy Doody of show business fame. He inherited the Howdy Doody fortune and that's why he can afford to buy the possum hide boots. He also said, "these boots are made for....."

[sharonga]

Balls!!!!!!:Time to relax at the pool and think about what to do for dinner

[2BNTV]

Balls!!!!!!:Time to relax at the pool and think about what to do for dinner

as there are many choices.Redsauce, Sonny's BBQ, The Lighthouse or Bonefish Grill. I decided I would ask Gracie and she recommended The Lighthouse because it served bang bang shrimp On the way there, my cart was cut off in a roundabout and......

[Taltarzac725]

as there are many choices.Redsauce, Sonny's BBQ, The Lighthouse or Bonefish Grill. I decided I would ask Gracie and she recommended The Lighthouse because it served bang bang shrimp On the way there, my cart was cut off in a roundabout and......

....the offending driver was very offended at getting the bird and....

[2BNTV]

....the offending driver was very offended at getting the bird and....

he gave him the bird. These birds of this type of a feather do no flock together. Two wrong don't make a right so they went their separate ways.
Afte arriving at The Lighthouse, pturner was standing in line and the waiter said, y'all need to have reservation. P said. since when have y'all been taking reservations and whipped out her squirt gun and threatened to water down the waiter with his menus in hand and...........

[ugotme]

he gave him the bird. These birds of this type of a feather do no flock together. Two wrong don't make a right so they went their separate ways.
Afte arriving at The Lighthouse, pturner was standing in line and the waiter said, y'all need to have reservation. P said. since when have y'all been taking reservations and whipped out her squirt gun and threatened to water down the waiter with his menus in hand and...........

He then said "Boy Howdy, I have your reservation right here - DON"T SHOOT!" he then proceeded to . . .

[skyguy79]

He then said "Boy Howdy, I have your reservation right here - DON"T SHOOT!" he then proceeded to . . .guide them to their aquatable in the no p lake. The water, err.. waiter that is, came back about 5 minutes later but they floated away and wound up at the....

[2BNTV]

guide them to their aquatable in the no p lake. The water, err.. waiter that is, came back about 5 minutes later but they floated away and wound up at the....

basin. Boy what a ride they exclaimed. They check the lake for P and there was no pee in the lake. P as in Turner decided to plot a Gone With The Wind type revenge so she rounded up the girls posse and........

[Taltarzac725]

basin. Boy what a ride they exclaimed. They check the lake for P and there was no pee in the lake. P as in Turner decided to plot a Gone With The Wind type revenge so she rounded up the girls posse and........

....nabbed a huge amount of spaghetti from Red Sauce (without the sauce please) and draped it lovingly over the water (no waiter's) golf cart. "That's doing it the Italian way" claimed Graciegirl. P then....

[skyguy79]

....nabbed a huge amount of spaghetti from Red Sauce (without the sauce please) and draped it lovingly over the water (no waiter's) golf cart. "That's doing it the Italian way" claimed Graciegirl. P then....scratched her head wondering what went wrong. Suddenly the light bulb went on and she screemed......

[Taltarzac725]

scratched her head wondering what went wrong. Suddenly the light bulb went on and she screemed......

...that's a huge waste of good spaghetti. What were we thinking! The Red Sauce bulldog comes out of his cubby hole and....

[ugotme]

...that's a huge waste of good spaghetti. What were we thinking! The Red Sauce bulldog comes out of his cubby hole and....

says "Fuhgedaboudit" look what you are doing with my spaghetti. What a waste, I could have . . .

[Taltarzac725]

says "Fuhgedaboudit" look what you are doing with my spaghetti. What a waste, I could have . . .

"...ate it all with liver and some fava beans and a nice chianti." Tal says "Dog, you watch way too many movies." Fumar adds....

[skyguy79]

"...ate it all with liver and some fava beans and a nice chianti." Tal says "Dog, you watch way too many movies." Fumar adds....his usual dog digs then adds, what are fava beans... something that comes out from under a fava dog's tail? The reaction to his question was.....

[2BNTV]

"what were you thinking?" A bulldog and fava beans is a deadly gaseous mix as anyone who owns a bulldod knows. The bulldog let ouit a bomb and cleared the area quickly as no one could tolerate the odor so they left and went to.......