I'm a sage!!!!

[eweissenbach]

I just noticed I have joined such luminaries as Gracie, Pturner, 2B, Tal, and of course Richielion!! Since I am now a certified Sage, I will accept gifts including cash, to solve your problems and impart my wisdom. Please do not fill my inbox with mundane and trivial issues as my time - and sagacity are valuable and precious. Thank you my subjects.

[mgjim]

Congratulations and Happy Birthday! I look forward to meeting you someday and hope to take advantage of your wisdom. :bigbow:

[ugotme]

OH GREAT SAGE - I cherish the ground you float upon. Your unbelievable wisdom is beyond words. I hinge on every word that you post.
YOU are the reason I am on this forum!
YOU just make my day.

Of course, if you believe any of this - I have a beautiful Bridge in Brooklyn that I can let you have dirt cheap ! FUGEDABOUTIT!

OH - Congratulations.
I only have about 2,000 more posts to go!

:eclipsee_gold_cup:

[eweissenbach]

OH GREAT SAGE - I cherish the ground you float upon. Your unbelievable wisdom is beyond words. I hinge on every word that you post.
YOU are the reason I am on this forum!
YOU just make my day.

Of course, if you believe any of this - I have a beautiful Bridge in Brooklyn that I can let you have dirt cheap ! FUGEDABOUTIT!

OH - Congratulations.
I only have about 2,000 more posts to go!

:eclipsee_gold_cup:

You should become a sage somewhere in the range of November 2014 at your current pace. Please wire me $50 American for that sage answer.

[ugotme]

You should become a sage somewhere in the range of November 2014 at your current pace. Please wire me $50 American for that sage answer.

Yes sir - the check is in the mail !!!!

And thank you kind sir for taking your valuable time to respond to a minion such as myself. (head bowed).

[coralway]

:bigbow:I just noticed I have joined such luminaries as Gracie, Pturner, 2B, Tal, and of course Richielion!! Since I am now a certified Sage, I will accept gifts including cash, to solve your problems and impart my wisdom. Please do not fill my inbox with mundane and trivial issues as my time - and sagacity are valuable and precious. Thank you my subjects.




:bigbow:

[eweissenbach]

Yes sir - the check is in the mail !!!!

And thank you kind sir for taking your valuable time to respond to a minion such as myself. (head bowed).

Peace be with you my son.

[Bill-n-Brillo]

I've got my hip waders on, Ed............... :D

Bill :wave:

[eweissenbach]

I've got my hip waders on, Ed............... :D

Bill :wave:

A very sage response William.

[ducati1974]

Based on your previous posts I'd say its an apt title for you!

[Mikeod]

As Han Solo said to Luke Skywalker: "Don't get cocky, kid!":a20:

[pooh]

COOL!!! Congratulations, Ed!

[eweissenbach]

COOL!!! Congratulations, Ed!

It takes one to know one!

[2BNTV]

I'm glad I put on boots this morning. :a20:

Ed - I must say your post are well thought out, informative and generally make a lot of sense, I truly enjoy them. I title truly earned. :smiley:

With all that praise, I expect you to catch Gracie for the most posts. At least Tal.

[CFrance]

O Your Sageliocity, may we now expect a Wise Word A Day from thee? How many more years before I can become one such as thee? Can I skip a few by groveling at thy smel... er, feet?

[2BNTV]

O Your Sageliocity, may we now expect a Wise Word A Day from thee? How many more years before I can become one such as thee? Can I skip a few by groveling at thy smel... er, feet?

1876 posts and your there. :smiley:

[tainsley]

Oh great one...we look forward to your post!

[2 Oldcrabs]

I just noticed I have joined such luminaries as Gracie, Pturner, 2B, Tal, and of course Richielion!! Since I am now a certified Sage, I will accept gifts including cash, to solve your problems and impart my wisdom. Please do not fill my inbox with mundane and trivial issues as my time - and sagacity are valuable and precious. Thank you my subjects.

The Check is in the mail!

[ajbrown]

Okay, so you feel better now? Are you satisfied that you made all of us who might make 2 or 3 posts in a week feel inadequate and ineffectual? Seriously, congratulations Ed, IMO you have been a sage for a while; I enjoy your musings.

[eweissenbach]

Thank you all - I am sagelicious! :crap2:

[Taltarzac725]

This thread needs some rosemary and thyme as well. :jester:

[quirky3]

How appropriate! In your case, "Mr. Ed", quantity and quality come together!

[eweissenbach]

How appropriate! In your case, "Mr. Ed", quantity and quality come together!

Thanks Quirky - A horse is a horse of course, of course.

[CFrance]

Thank you all - I am sagelicious! :crap2:

Seriously, I love your posts. Don't ever grow down. Or if you do, let ud know so we can go with you. (my friend's there-year-old says when you're done growing up, you start to grow down. We came to TV so we'll never have to finish growing up and start growing down.)

[fromct]

Ed,

Congrats on this well deserved honor. In addition to sagacity, your posts are complemented by their perspicacity and veracity. And they're presented with appropriate amounts of tenacity and audacity.

Furthermore, they never contain mendacity, mordacity or pervicacity but occasionally they have a hint of bibacity.

But, seriously, they're always informative and/or funny - keep up the good work!!

Pete

(you can wire me $100USD for this one..........)

[2BNTV]

Seriously, I love your posts. Don't ever grow down. Or if you do, let ud know so we can go with you. (my friend's there-year-old says when you're done growing up, you start to grow down. We came to TV so we'll never have to finish growing up and start growing down.)

I guess I'm grown up because I've grown down the last few years. Lost a half of inch in height. :smiley:

[eweissenbach]

Ed,

Congrats on this well deserved honor. In addition to sagacity, your posts are complemented by their perspicacity and veracity. And they're presented with appropriate amounts of tenacity and audacity.

Furthermore, they never contain mendacity, mordacity or pervicacity but occasionally they have a hint of bibacity.

But, seriously, they're always informative and/or funny - keep up the good work!!

Pete

(you can wire me $100USD for this one..........)

Sorry I am precluded by TOTV by-laws from compensating a mere junior member. That post was however, worth my admiration.

[CFrance]

Sorry I am precluded by TOTV by-laws from compensating a mere junior member. That post was however, worth my admiration.

How sage of you to be able to so slickly dodge financial obligation! Proof of your worthiness of the title:girlneener:

[Villages PL]

Congratulations, Ed. You deserve it; you make the best 3 & 4 word sentences of anyone I know. :D

Now, oh great one, I humbly ask, where will you go from here? Will you retire with pension and health care? :)