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Figmo Bohica
01-10-2013, 08:00 AM
I just realized something ...How dumb am I.

It just hit me! My dog sleeps about 16 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year, if any medical needs arise.

For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick ..........

My dog is a CONGRESSMAN !

tainsley
01-10-2013, 08:19 AM
Very funny! I also have a congressman living in my house....and he is BIPARTISAN!

2BNTV
01-10-2013, 08:23 AM
I have one but he has two legs but he not as useful. :D

quirky3
01-10-2013, 08:40 AM
I never met a congressman who was unconditionally loving!

OldDave
01-10-2013, 10:24 AM
I don't think it quite works. I dog can turn both to the left and right. If a dog was a congressman he'd just be forever turning one direction, going in a circle and getting no where.

Shimpy
01-10-2013, 04:11 PM
It was once said if aliens from outer space were watching us and saw people walking their dogs, who would they think is the master? The one walking in front taking a dump, or the one following behind picking it up?

OldManTime
01-10-2013, 04:29 PM
Right On!