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02-06-2013, 07:41 PM
An old married couple no sooner hits the pillows when the old man passes gas and says �Seven Points�.
His wife rolls over and says �What in the world was that?�
The old man replied �Fart Football�.
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says �Touchdown � tie score�
After about 5 minutes the old man lets another one go and said �Ah ha � I�m ahead 14 to 7�.
Not to be outdone his wife rips out another one and says �Touchdown � tie score�.
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says �Field Goal � I lead 17 to 14�
Now the pressure is on for the old man�.
He refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he�s got, and accidentally poops in bed.
The wife says �What the heck was that?�
The old man says, �Half time � switch sides�.
His wife rolls over and says �What in the world was that?�
The old man replied �Fart Football�.
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says �Touchdown � tie score�
After about 5 minutes the old man lets another one go and said �Ah ha � I�m ahead 14 to 7�.
Not to be outdone his wife rips out another one and says �Touchdown � tie score�.
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says �Field Goal � I lead 17 to 14�
Now the pressure is on for the old man�.
He refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he�s got, and accidentally poops in bed.
The wife says �What the heck was that?�
The old man says, �Half time � switch sides�.