senior citizen
02-08-2013, 07:42 AM
I just wanted to share this. It�s good to be able to start the day with a laugh.
A man died and went to heaven. He saw a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter.
�Why all the clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
"That�s Mother Teresa�s. The hands have never moved, she never told a lie."
"Where�s Casey Anthony�s clock?" asked the man.
"Her clock is in Jesus� office. He�s using it as a ceiling fan,"
A man died and went to heaven. He saw a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter.
�Why all the clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
"That�s Mother Teresa�s. The hands have never moved, she never told a lie."
"Where�s Casey Anthony�s clock?" asked the man.
"Her clock is in Jesus� office. He�s using it as a ceiling fan,"