The perfect t-shirt message......

[Trayderjoe]

My wife and I were shopping and came across a t-shirt which we both knew that I HAD to have, although I can't wear it to work. The message was: "Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity". If you knew me, you would know how apropo this is for me.

Do any of you have favorite messages either on t-shirts/sweatshirts which you own and have seen? Perhaps we can collect a bunch of shareable quotes!

[kittygilchrist]

rock on, I earned that tee after 30 years of social work, but I'm trying to live in a Small World after All, Somewhere over the rainbow...
my tee says
kiss a lover, dance a measure, find your name and buried treasure.
best to you!
Kitty

[the square]

My favorite tee shirt saying is "sweat is fat crying"

[rayschic]

My wife and I were shopping and came across a t-shirt which we both knew that I HAD to have, although I can't wear it to work. The message was: "Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity". If you knew me, you would know how apropo this is for me.

Do any of you have favorite messages either on t-shirts/sweatshirts which you own and have seen? Perhaps we can collect a bunch of shareable quotes!

I just saw one recently that you would have liked. It said

Member Of The National Sarcasm Society
Like we need your support.

[kagney123]

I passed a seriously looking gentleman with a t-shirt it read;
"Sometimes, I wake up Grouchy" I passed him and looked back it read; "And sometimes I let her sleep"

[Lbmb24101]

In Publix at Colony Plaza here at TV , we sawa car sticker that read

I AM SPENDING MY CHILDREN's inheritance....

[skyguy79]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2237/5799872822_d079f3f736.jpg

Sarcasm Available Upon Request!
http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/2148937639/muttley_normal.gif

[pooh]

"STRESS IS CAUSED
BY GIVING A ________"

(Insert the expletive of your choice....:D)

[ilovetv]

A favorite I've seen:

"For total stress relief: Resign from your position as General Manager of the Universe."

[LittleDog]

This was not on a tshirt but on a coffee mug that my brother gave to my sister. It said "Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an XXXhole" It cracked me up. Hope it gets past the censors.

John

[Jim 9922]

Printed upside down on a T-shirt:
Caution, Blonde At Work

[Ecuadog]

"It's not pretty being easy."

[Trayderjoe]

I just saw one recently that you would have liked. It said

Member Of The National Sarcasm Society
Like we need your support.

I love it! Thanks for sharing!

[lovsthosebigdogs]

My favorite T shirt says "Dogaholic, What's One More?" And for greyhound rescue- "One by one, we can make a difference"
If you knew me you'd know that I'm all about the dogs.

[redwitch]

Mine comes from the 60s. Two vultures sitting on a tree branch in the desert. One says to the other, "Patience my ass, I'm going out and killing something!"

[marianne237]

My favorite: "I know I came into this room for something".

[nightstalkerths]

My t-shirt says:
IT WASNT ME!

[George Bieniaszek]

Bought a t-shirt from Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville store in Key West. It was the title to one of his many songs -- "The Weather Is Here -- Wish You Were Beautiful"

2 Bumper Stickers that at one time or another were on the back of my truck --

"My Pug Is Smarter Than Your Honor Roll Student" and

"My wife says I don't listen to her --
Or something like that !!"

[casita37]

Use Me
Dump Me
Crush Me
Melt Me
Use Me Again
RECYCLE!

[CarolSells]

I used to have a cute one that even men laughed at. It had a large picture of Mr. PotatoHead. Above him: The Perfect Man

Below: If he looks at another woman you can rearrange his face.

[jmd4667]

"Most of my life I have spent fishing--The rest I just wasted"

[bdabob]

"In dog beers I've only had one"
"Beer is proof that God loves me and wants me to be happy"
"Despite the look on my face you are still talking"
"Keep paddling, I hear banjo music"

[ssmith]

Ok so I have not seen this t-shirt but wondered if the walkers on the multimodal paths should wear something like...

This is not a golf cart path...It is a mulit modal path!!! includes walkers!!!

or Make room this path is for walkers too or something like that!!! in big letters on front and back!!!!

[BarryRX]

A favorite I've seen:

"For total stress relief: Resign from your position as General Manager of the Universe."

Great!

[quirky3]

"If you're telekinetic and you know it, raise my hand"

"What if the Hokey-Pokey is really what it's all about?"

[NIPAS K-9]

This was not on a tshirt but on a coffee mug that my brother gave to my sister. It said "Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an XXXhole" It cracked me up. Hope it gets past the censors.

John

OH I Liked that , thanks for post..........:bigbow:

[Rebel Pirate]

Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else

[Villages PL]

Sorry, I'm not a big fan of printed messages on T-shirts. But there is one exception: If I see a beautiful shapely-woman with a message on the front of her T-shirt, I will focus in on it. :-)

[golf4me]

Sorry, I'm not a big fan of printed messages on T-shirts. But there is one exception: If I see a beautiful shapely-woman with a message on the front of her T-shirt, I will focus in on it. :-)

Well then...you should wear one that says Dirty Old Man?

[zcaveman]

Sorry, I'm not a big fan of printed messages on T-shirts. But there is one exception: If I see a beautiful shapely-woman with a message on the front of her T-shirt, I will focus in on it. :-)

You should always keep a "breast" of the situation.

[patfla06]

My wife and I were shopping and came across a t-shirt which we both knew that I HAD to have, although I can't wear it to work. The message was: "Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity". If you knew me, you would know how apropo this is for me.

Do any of you have favorite messages either on t-shirts/sweatshirts which you own and have seen? Perhaps we can collect a bunch of shareable quotes!

My new favorite! Love it!

[skyguy79]

Well then...you should wear one that says Dirty Old Man?Ooh-ooh! Where can I get one? Where can I get one?
http://forums.randi.org/images/smilies/wink8.gif

[renrod]

"The older I get the better I was".

[Quixote]

A favorite I've seen:

"For total stress relief: Resign from your position as General Manager of the Universe."

This reminds me of "The job of God is taken already, and besides, we're not qualified!"

[gocubsgo]

Horses Are God's Apology For Men!

[TrudyM]

My favorite is now worn out a bit found on a sale rack years back and never seen since. It says "Stupidity is not a crime you are fee to go"

[ijusluvit]

I don't need your attitude!
I have one.

[travelguy]

I saw this one a few years ago:
"Jesus is coming, Look busy!

[duffysmom]

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[Halle]

I love the Pensacola running club motto.

Start out slow and ease up.

T-shirt has motto and turtle on it.

:pepper2::pepper2::pepper2:

[JeffAVEWS]

I worked with a guy who had a T Shirt that read

" The Quality Goes In"
"Before The Name Goes On"
Printed around a backward FORD Oval!

BTW The Ford legal dept. did NOT see the humor in it, made the guy who printed the shirts stop.

[BritParrothead]

My favourite, is another Jimmy Buffett shirt:
'I'm growing older, but not up! ' :icon_wink: :a040: :a040:

[BritParrothead]

p.s. and having a wonderful time in the villages!!!!

[Ecuadog]

"Stick around. I may need someone to blame."

[ivanhoe]

Possum...the other white meat.

[Trayderjoe]

Another one that I like, and I find myself asking this more and more (I couldn't wear it at work where it truly is becoming more apropo) is: "Really?" (This ties into my sarcasm tee shirt!)

Great examples everyone!

[BarryRX]

Moderator....we need a "like" button!

[BS Beef]

Tackle shop in Bonita Beach, Fl named, "Master Bait & Tackle" :thumbup:

[mac9]

Picture of a giant hawk with wings spread with a teeny mouse flipping the bird at the hawk. "Last great act of defiance." I loved it, but maybe be it's because I am 4'9"!

[queasy27]

http://6dollarshirts.com/images/P/NEW_Coexist_T_SHIRT_navyheather.jpg

[AriaGrandparents2013]

How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards........best retirement quote....!!!!!

[jblum315]

My daughter has a mug that says
"Everything tastes better with cat hair on it"

[JP]

I found Jesus...He's behind my couch!

[hampton]

One of my favorites---It had a picture of a man in a small rowboat slowly sinking and the caption said, Once your dingy goes down it's hard to get it up again

[Dr Winston O Boogie jr]

One of my band mates had one on yesterday that read; "I am currently unsupervised".

[gregntam]

Old shirt....made to look like a Red Cross ad.... "GIVE BLOOD- PLAY HOCKEY"

[njbchbum]

I don't wear t-shirts much anymore - most have turned to cleaning/polishing rags! the one I have saved is for wear in the villages only....'there is no P in sumter'! ;)

[BS Beef]

I can't believe I forgot my favorite. Seen at Wrigley Field. "What did Jesus say to the Cubs? Don't do anything 'til I get back."

I have really enjoyed reading all the T's posted here. Very funny!!!

[BS Beef]

Seen in the Phoenix airport. "I hate being bi-polar, it's awesome!"

[chuckinca]

I love the Pensacola running club motto.

Start out slow and ease up.

T-shirt has motto and turtle on it.

:pepper2::pepper2::pepper2:


Recently saw one with a Turtle and Speed Kills above it.

.

[Kahuna32162]

I picked this one up for college football season

Breathe if You Hate Ohio State!

[asianthree]

I picked this one up for college football season

Breathe if You Hate Ohio State!

have to send that to the middle child

[graciegirl]

New Yorkers! Our Bridge came FIRST.
http://www.publicradio.org/columns/prairiehome/russ/2010/12/roebling-bridge.jpg

[CarolSells]

Yeah! Cincy Rocks!

[capecodbob]

Saw this one a while back:

Never trust an atom, they make up everything.

Bob

[capecodbob]

I know someone that could wear a "T" with this one it!!!

"I'm actually not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking"

[graciegirl]

I know someone that could wear a "T" with this one it!!!

"I'm actually not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking"

Now you have worried ALL of us.

[pooh]

Ah, so true....:laugh:

[capecodbob]

Last one...and a favorite from a Country Western song...

God is Great
Beer is Good
and People are Crazy

Bob

[graciegirl]

http://static.zoovy.com/img/2bhip/v1/T/drt151_gsa486at_new_rock_paper_scissors_choose_you r_weapon_funny_t_shirt_tee.jpg

[sandybill2]

Saw this one at Disney---On front is the two old men in the balcony from the Muppet Movies-----Tee says "Old is better than Dead!"

[jpharmat]

I have one that states: NURSE... here to save your ass, not kiss it.

[graciegirl]

http://rlv.zcache.com/trust_me_im_a_realtor_tees-r778363fdd3944660b7a212a3cffb1cb5_va6lr_324.jpg