The old man and the turkey shoot.

[Mikeod]

Shot my first turkey yesterday! Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section! It was awesome!
:mmmm:

[jblum315]

Shot my first turkey yesterday! Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section! It was awesome!
:mmmm:

When I was a little girl my uncle told me he was going to a turkey shoot. So when they served the Thanksgiving turkey, I naturally asked him where were the bullets? Everybody had a good laugh.

[KayakerNC]

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