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Skip2MySue
06-25-2013, 06:19 PM
Afternoon Sex










The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their

8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities...


"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.


He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:



"An ambulance just drove by!"



"Looks like the Anderson 's have company," he called out.



"Matt is riding a new bike!"



"Looks like the Sanders are moving!"



"Jason is on his skate board!"



After a few moments he announced...


"The Coopers are having sex!"



Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed.


Dad cautiously called out...


"How do you know they're having sex?"



"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."

RETIREDSFW
06-25-2013, 06:51 PM
My laugh for today. Thanks!

Taltarzac725
06-25-2013, 08:08 PM
Kids say the darnedest things. ;)

Bill-n-Brillo
06-25-2013, 09:23 PM
Now that's some funny stuff right there!!

Bill :)

karostay
06-26-2013, 05:43 AM
:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

Bay Kid
06-26-2013, 07:15 AM
Don't you just love kids!

George Bieniaszek
06-26-2013, 07:26 AM
HA HA HA!!! That was my laugh of the day :)

stuckinparadise
06-26-2013, 07:29 AM
Good one!