Flasher in Brownwood [Archive] - Talk of The Villages Florida

birdawg

07-13-2013, 09:34 AM

Last night at Brownwood my wife and I saw the police arrive in a hurry. Turns out they were looking for a gentleman who exposed himself to two women anyone know what happened?

tucson

07-13-2013, 09:41 AM

No, but I do know this, he was NO "gentle-man"!!

skyguy79

07-13-2013, 10:15 AM

It would have served the creep right if one of the ladies pointed and yelled out... "Look at that tiny :censored:!" then burst out uncontrollably laughing at him while the other lady was on the phone calling for the police!

birdawg

07-13-2013, 10:20 AM

The police had him.

DougB

07-13-2013, 10:26 AM

The police had him.

I heard he was in The Villages considering retirement. But then he decided to stick it out for another year.

gomoho

07-13-2013, 10:29 AM

I heard he was in The Villages considering retirement. But then he decided to stick it out for another year.

:beer3:

BettyCrocked

07-13-2013, 10:33 AM

I heard he flashed two women. One had a stroke, but the other couldn't reach that far.

DougB

07-13-2013, 10:50 AM

George Bieniaszek

07-13-2013, 10:54 AM

The guy just wanted to "hang out" at Brownwood and enjoy the music :)

kagney123

07-13-2013, 10:56 AM

I heard he was in The Villages considering retirement. But then he decided to stick it out for another year.

LoL,
You have such a quick wit...

gomoho

07-13-2013, 11:03 AM

These responses are great - such good senses of humor us old folks have!!!

jnieman

07-13-2013, 11:11 AM

This happened to me twice when I was a young teen. Once in Kmart and the man opened his trench coat and another time I went to my car in the parking lot and there was a man pleasuring himself in the car next to mine. This stayed with me all of these years. There are lots of perverts out there.

red tail

07-13-2013, 11:12 AM

that's probably the guy that took a leak across from the bus station the other night that got so many folks riled up!

graciegirl

07-13-2013, 11:19 AM

A woman said " It's so nice out " and he thought so too.

ugotme

07-13-2013, 11:26 AM

OKAY - enough with all these comments -

ZIP IT UP !

:1rotfl: :beer3:

Patty55

07-13-2013, 11:44 AM

I heard from a very very very reliable source (the guy at Publix has a friend whose third cousin's half sister lives in Wildwood)that it actually was a woman flasher.

SALYBOW

07-13-2013, 11:53 AM

Back in the Day at drunken drink or drowns guy would drop trou when dancing with a girl. My favorite retort was: I've seen better.

kittygilchrist

07-13-2013, 11:53 AM

:BigApplause:I heard he flashed two women. One had a stroke, but the other couldn't reach that far.

kittygilchrist

07-13-2013, 11:55 AM

I heard from a very very very reliable source (the guy at Publix has a friend whose third cousin's half sister lives in Wildwood)that it actually was a woman flasher.

bwahaha!

jblum315

07-13-2013, 01:06 PM

I could believe that. My son (age 14 at the time) was flashed by a dame in a car while he was walking to school

Charlestown Joe

07-13-2013, 01:14 PM

Love the replies to this...laughing out loud on a lazy NH Saturday afternoon.

rubicon

07-13-2013, 01:16 PM

This is a serious matter

Madelaine Amee

07-13-2013, 01:24 PM

When my sister was in nurses training, she was flashed and was very upset. The older nurse in the department said next time someone does that just tell them "Oh for goodness sakes put that thing away, I've seen bigger and better than that any day".

She worked in a major city hospital and I guess this sort of thing happened frequently on night duty.

peggyb

07-13-2013, 01:59 PM

Thanks all for the laugh!

Duvalboomer

07-13-2013, 02:00 PM

He flashed the girl at the movie theatre also.
As the man approached her, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your stub."

Oh that not the way I heard it. I heard he called the cops himself because he was a little "short-changed" at the movie theater.

RichardC

07-13-2013, 02:07 PM

I heard from a very very very reliable source (the guy at Publix has a friend whose third cousin's half sister lives in Wildwood)that it actually was a woman flasher.
Hello Patty,
The woman you have in the picture smacking a cigar lives in Havana, Cuba. I actually met her on a trip there. She hangs out in Old Havana and charges to have a picture taken with her.

CFrance

07-13-2013, 02:11 PM

We were flashed by two women in a powerboat while out sailing one summer. My husband grabbed the camera and aimed. After showing us their t*** they quickly showed us their tail.

Patty55

07-13-2013, 02:18 PM

Hello Patty,
The woman you have in the picture smacking a cigar lives in Havana, Cuba. I actually met her on a trip there. She hangs out in Old Havana and charges to have a picture taken with her.

Get out! She has a twin that owns a barn on Long Island.

kittygilchrist

07-13-2013, 02:19 PM

Are exhibitionists dangerous (http://www.uplink.com.au/lawlibrary/Documents/Docs/Doc81.html)This is a serious matter

I needed some laughs after waiting for THE verdict. But Rubicon is right, link above says there are 2 types of exhibitionists, one is mild mannered and the other is not and may progress to violence.
Sadly, jokes may provoke violence, so I hope you silly people don't encounter a type 2.
:thumbup: that's just a tiny little thumb, don't laugh.

CFrance

07-13-2013, 02:22 PM

Get out! She has a twin that owns a barn on Long Island.

Geeze, Patty, I assumed that was you.

Patty55

07-13-2013, 02:23 PM

Are exhibitionists dangerous (http://www.uplink.com.au/lawlibrary/Documents/Docs/Doc81.html)

I needed some laughs after waiting for THE verdict. But Rubicon is right, link above says there are 2 types of exhibitionists, one is mild mannered and the other is not and may progress to violence.
Sadly, jokes may provoke violence, so I hope you silly people don't encounter a type 2.
:thumbup: that's just a tiny little thumb, don't laugh.

Shockingly, a lot of flashers think that women are turned on by it.

RichardC

07-13-2013, 02:31 PM

Here's the woman.17175

Patty55

07-13-2013, 02:45 PM

Here's the woman.17175

Havana? So you say, I think it looks like downtown Spanish Springs.

dotti105

07-14-2013, 04:33 AM

Great one liners......you guys are quick!!!

LI SNOWBIRD

07-14-2013, 07:06 AM

I heard he was in The Villages considering retirement. But then he decided to stick it out for another year.

I like most of your comments but this one is FUNNY.
Thanks
:BigApplause:

07-14-2013, 09:07 PM

Why are male flashers arrested but female flashers get their pictures taken? Seems to me a flasher is a flasher although I have to admit I don't mind female flashers.

perrjojo

07-14-2013, 09:19 PM

Why are male flashers arrested but female flashers get their pictures taken? Seems to me a flasher is a flasher although I have to admit I don't mind female flashers.

Well, there you go...you have your answer. :icon_wink:

DougB

07-14-2013, 09:25 PM

It's so simple when posters answer their own questions!

De Lis

07-15-2013, 09:20 AM

I have seen an increasing number of men in their golf carts happily riding down the roads.

PLEASE keep your shirts on!!!! All of you have 6 packs all right, but it's from beer and not from toned muscles. Yuck!

DonH57

07-15-2013, 09:30 AM

I keep my shirt on sadly due to the fact i don't have a 6 pack. I have a mini keg!

gmcneill

07-15-2013, 09:45 AM

I have a well-defined six pack....I just keep it well hidden under pounds of...um...uh...insulation. Yeah, thats it! Insulation!

DougB

07-15-2013, 10:28 AM

De Lis

07-15-2013, 11:31 AM

:>) Thanks, guys!

zonerboy

07-15-2013, 11:34 AM

Women are not allowed to drive around in their golf carts with no shirt on. Men are.
Unfortunately some of these men have racks that would make a skinny girl jealous.

Villages PL

07-15-2013, 01:54 PM

If the flasher was an older guy, I wonder if he had to take Viagra first?

In any case, nobody likes a show off.

DougB

07-15-2013, 02:32 PM

If the flasher was an older guy, I wonder if he had to take Viagra first?

In any case, nobody likes a show off.

He didn't use Viagra, it's rude to point.

07-15-2013, 06:19 PM

I keep my shirt on sadly due to the fact i don't have a 6 pack. I have a mini keg!

My former 6 pack is now a 12 pack!

Halibut

07-15-2013, 08:58 PM

PLEASE keep your shirts on!!!! All of you have 6 packs all right, but it's from beer and not from toned muscles. Yuck!

Ya might have picked the wrong place to live if you're repulsed by sagging skin, jiggly arms, varicose veins, barrel bellys, and crepey wrinkles. I hope you never go to any of the pools! Ruin your danged day, it would.

07-15-2013, 09:11 PM

Ya might have picked the wrong place to live if you're repulsed by sagging skin, jiggly arms, varicose veins, barrel bellys, and crepey wrinkles. I hope you never go to any of the pools! Ruin your danged day, it would.

Its like my brother in law says, "after I turned 50, I don't even want to see myself naked". How true.

gmcneill

07-15-2013, 09:14 PM

Good point, Halibut...but avoid going to pools? That's the least of my worries! I'm too busy avoiding mirrors!

Suzi

07-15-2013, 11:35 PM

Men like to see women flashers because they really like to look at womens "parts".
Most women would rather not look at mens parts....they really aren't all that pretty. Hey guys....did you ever wonder why most couples "get-together" at night? Because its dark and we don't have to see anything. I'm kidding, of course, because it cuts both ways. "Flashing" my stuff just isn't the same as it was when I was 25. Oh well, everyone here in TV is the same: we are wrinkled but we are warm and above ground.

Jim&Fran

07-16-2013, 09:14 AM

Some guys never get over their shortcommings.

graciegirl

07-16-2013, 09:48 AM

Now that we have had our fun, what happened to the flasher or was he real?

Bill Tasker

07-16-2013, 12:13 PM

I heard he was in The Villages considering retirement. But then he decided to stick it out for another year.

:BigApplause:The best response.

DougB

07-16-2013, 12:17 PM

:BigApplause:The best response.

Thanks, wish I could say I thought of it. But it's an old joke. :highfive: Well, without The Villages reference!

Jim&Fran

07-16-2013, 12:53 PM

Great one liners......you guys are quick!!!

Flashers just come and go.......

Golfingnut

07-16-2013, 01:05 PM

Unfortunately, all our wives now understand average.

birdawg

07-16-2013, 02:19 PM

Now that we have had our fun, what happened to the flasher or was he real?

HE was real and he was showing more than his abs. My wife and I had our laughs, but when we thought about what just happened and the little children that were their, that could have been exposed it was no longer funny. I hope the police put this creep away for a long time.