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gocubsgo
08-03-2013, 10:37 AM
...why onions smell like armpits and visa versa?
...why can't horses or cows throw up?
What silly things have you pondered, wondered or asked about?
Schaumburger
08-03-2013, 10:46 AM
I've wondered how some of my coworkers made it through 4 (or more) years of college but have no common sense.
I've wondered how some of my male coworkers ever found a wife...or these guys must behave much better at home than they do at the office.
I've wondered if some of my male coworkers have a special "lazy man spray" that they spray on themselves in the parking lot just before entering the office. The lazy man spray stays effective for approximately 8 hours and wears off soon after leaving the office for the day.
I've wondered how some of my male coworkers know how to use their work computers to find out how their stocks are doing, how their favorite sports team is doing or find out the latest sports gossip, but apparently have no idea how to use their work computers to manage the projects that are assigned to them.
kittygilchrist
08-03-2013, 12:16 PM
wonder:
how the universe works, like if things happen for reason let's have it.
why I am so lucky these days (except #3)
why I never found a true love (not including my dog)
where Waldo is (not including the town with speed trap on 301)
how my well-mannered dog got herself abandoned thrice and then found me (see#2)
Villages PL
08-03-2013, 12:25 PM
...why onions smell like armpits and visa versa?
...why can't horses or cows throw up?
What silly things have you pondered, wondered or asked about?
Cows regurgitate their cud and chew it to completely mix it with saliva. That helps to break it down for better digestion. But as far as throwing up, I have never heard of that. You might say they throw the food (cud) up into their mouth for extra chewing. :mmmm:
Your arm pits will smell like onions if you eat too many raw onions or too much onion powder. But an onion just smells like an onion.
Patty55
08-03-2013, 12:40 PM
wonder:
how the universe works, like if things happen for reason let's have it.
why I am so lucky these days (except #3)
why I never found a true love (not including my dog)
where Waldo is (not including the town with speed trap on 301)
how my well-mannered dog got herself abandoned thrice and then found me (see#2)
Kitty, I'm with you on #3...
DougB
08-03-2013, 12:45 PM
I've wondered how some of my coworkers made it through 4 (or more) years of college but have no common sense.
I've wondered how some of my male coworkers ever found a wife...or these guys must behave much better at home than they do at the office.
I've wondered if some of my male coworkers have a special "lazy man spray" that they spray on themselves in the parking lot just before entering the office. The lazy man spray stays effective for approximately 8 hours and wears off soon after leaving the office for the day.
I've wondered how some of my male coworkers know how to use their work computers to find out how their stocks are doing, how their favorite sports team is doing or find out the latest sports gossip, but apparently have no idea how to use their work computers to manage the projects that are assigned to them.
Wow, Laura. Some male steal the last promotion?:0000000000luvmyhors
Schaumburger
08-03-2013, 12:45 PM
And I am wondering why Honey Boo Boo, the Kardashian family and the Jersey Shore TV show cast are so popular? Maybe I am getting old!
kittygilchrist
08-03-2013, 12:48 PM
I wonder who is Honey Boo Boo?
Kitty
ps "true love" and "boyfriend" are mutually exclusive terms in my world...
kittygilchrist
08-03-2013, 12:55 PM
Wow, Laura. Some male steal the last promotion?:0000000000luvmyhors
hmmm. I wonder if Laura's integrity is making her angry at slackers. Eagle among turkeys, hurry up and get down here.
DougB
08-03-2013, 12:57 PM
hmmm. I wonder if Laura's integrity is making her angry at slackers. Eagle among turkeys, hurry up and get down here.
Gobble, gobble!
Schaumburger
08-03-2013, 01:17 PM
Wow, Laura. Some male steal the last promotion?:0000000000luvmyhors
No sir. Just my observations during my years with my employer. Some of my male (and female coworkers) are great to deal with. Some not so much. But that is true at any job...
gocubsgo
08-03-2013, 02:06 PM
I wonder who is Honey Boo Boo?
Kitty
ps "true love" and "boyfriend" are mutually exclusive terms in my world...
I'm wondering WHAT is Honey Boo Boo, what's with the name and why do we care what these people do with their lives??
Villages PL
08-04-2013, 04:20 PM
I wonder who is Honey Boo Boo?
Kitty
When a baby hurts itself, why does the mother usually say, "oh, you have a boo boo? Honey got a boo boo?"
mrsanborn
08-04-2013, 04:53 PM
Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?
kagney123
08-04-2013, 05:00 PM
I wonder why I lose my reading glasses 5 times a day and I never leave the house
gomoho
08-04-2013, 05:51 PM
I wonder why doctors PRACTICE medicine.
skyguy79
08-04-2013, 06:40 PM
I wonder:
Why a round pizza comes in a square box?
Why it is said that an actor is IN a movie, but they are ON TV?
Why people pay to go up tall buildings and then put even more money in large binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why doctors leave the room while you change when they've already seen you naked before.
Why "bra" is singular and "panties" are plural?
What compelled me to make this silly post! :D
Barefoot
08-04-2013, 06:58 PM
...why can't horses or cows throw up?
I've actually wondered that many times when my horse used to colic! And I bet you know the answer!
perrjojo
08-04-2013, 08:16 PM
And I am wondering why Honey Boo Boo, the Kardashian family and the Jersey Shore TV show cast are so popular? Maybe I am getting old!
I know who these people are but have never seen their show.
I WONDER, does that make me smarter than a lot of folks or just weird?
gocubsgo
08-04-2013, 08:32 PM
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It’s just stale bread to begin with
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