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Taltarzac725
11-08-2013, 07:37 PM
Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it?






I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.






The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.






After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.






I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.










I suddenly remembered that I was listening to the music on my I-pod.





This is what happens when old people start using technology.

billethkid
11-08-2013, 07:46 PM
Priceless:thumbup::clap2::eclipsee_gold_cup:

Taltarzac725
11-09-2013, 07:41 AM
The Campfire - Blazing Saddles (5/10) Movie CLIP (1974) HD - YouTube (http://youtu.be/VPIP9KXdmO0)

2BNTV
11-09-2013, 11:51 AM
A woman was in church with her husband and asked him what she should do if she farted silently.

The husband replied, "change your batteries". :boom: