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TheVillageChicken
11-09-2013, 10:25 AM
I guess the word "bad" is redundant. It seems to me that there must be a hairpiece convention being held in the Villages. C'mon guys, just shave your head...it's actually kinda sexy I'm told. And, oh yeah, you guys with no hair down the middle but a pony tail in the back...damn!
graciegirl
11-09-2013, 10:51 AM
Hmmm.

To Hair is human,to forgive, divine.

And Chicken? Have you looked at YOUR avatar picture? THREE FEATHERS? Native American?
TheVillageChicken
11-09-2013, 11:18 AM
g²

That is my beautiful comb. That look launched the Punk scene. Now you'll have to excuse me. The time change has me messed up and I have welcoming the dawn an hour late for the last week. I need to head back to the roost for some shuteye.
graciegirl
11-09-2013, 11:20 AM
g²

That is my beautiful comb. That look launched the Punk scene. Now you'll have to excuse me. The time change has me messed up and I have welcoming the dawn an hour late for the last week. I need to head back to the roost for some shuteye.

Oh. I.C.:D

AFTER you woke the rest of us up? That's o.k. We do what we have to do.
DougB
11-09-2013, 11:25 AM
Baldness will catch on. When the aliens come, who do you think they are going to relate to?
rubicon
11-09-2013, 11:26 AM
The only guy I have seen who seems to get by with a hair piece is Ted Danson. I still have most of my hair but when the day comes....and it will that more scalp shows than hair well I am going to welcome it as a sign that I am still hanging on and that is all that matters.

to each is own but pony tails and ear rings on old guys look well................
2BNTV
11-09-2013, 11:56 AM
If I lose a significant amount of hair, I would go for the "low maintenance look". :smiley:
graciegirl
11-09-2013, 12:19 PM
ONLY in THE VILLAGES and ONLY on TOTV would we be having a conversation about baldness with a CHICKEN.

Dear heavens. Where are my beads, or pills or something.
gatherer47
11-09-2013, 02:41 PM
When I see a guy with a bad rug I always say-"nice hair,too bad it's not his"
Trish Crocker
11-09-2013, 03:27 PM
I love my husbands bald head! I do wonder however, if it is a bad toupee we can agree it's terrible...but what if it's a good one?? We wouldn't know, would we? hmmm
graciegirl
11-09-2013, 03:35 PM
I think bald men are handsome and virile and know what they are doing.

It is that which is between the ears that is attractive, not on the head.

And just because there is no snow on the roof, that does not mean there is no fire in the furnace.
murray607
11-09-2013, 03:41 PM
I think bald men are handsome and virile and know what they are doing.

It is that which is between the ears that is attractive, not on the head.

And just because there is no snow on the roof, that does not mean there is no fire in the furnace.

That's it, I'm going to shave my head, I have been seriously losing out!
graciegirl
11-09-2013, 03:57 PM
My Sweetie has a bunch of hair and he is very handsome. There is all kinds of gorgeous here.

I like to live here where people mostly see the person and not the exterior.

My exterior is not what it used to be, but for some reason I have friends who seem to see the vibrant young and funny and carefree girl I was.

I like that the gift of seeing the beauty of age is somehow enabled by that darned chip in our neck that makes us villagers.
NECHFalcon68
11-09-2013, 04:24 PM
Remember the saying...
God made only a few perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair....
perrjojo
11-09-2013, 08:27 PM
A bad toupee is a lot like a bad face lift, only cheaper....and reversible.
DonH57
11-09-2013, 08:41 PM
I try and keep a buzz cut because I hate having to shampoo, condition, and comb it. Too much work. The first thing I did when I retired from the military was to let it grow down to my shoulders. It was grey. When I had some little kid tug at my pantsleg and asked me " Mister, is that your real hair?". I knew it was time to cut it.
missypie
11-09-2013, 08:53 PM
Awww cut the men that have hair pieces some slack. If it makes him feel good about himself then why not? As long as we are kind to each other it doesn't matter.
renielarson
11-09-2013, 10:10 PM
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. To each their own in my motto.
travelguy
11-10-2013, 10:02 AM
saw Elton John on Graham Norton last night......fantastic hairpiece. But most men have awful ones: John Travolta. William Shatner has a good one, but most non-professionals just look like they have on some sort of road-kill on their heads. i have been bald since my late 20's...I keep the hair short and have no regrets about going
au naturel.