Questions you shouldn't ask at Thanksgiving dinner:

[Villages PL]

I heard a list of comical suggestions on the radio this morning and I thought you might like to contribute some suggestions of your own. Have fun.

[skyguy79]

I heard a list of comical suggestions on the radio this morning and I thought you might like to contribute some suggestions of your own. Have fun.Why didn't you cross your turkey with an octopus so you'd have had enough drum sticks!

[2BNTV]

Did you wash your hands before preparation of dinner?

ewww.........tacky!!!

[jblum315]

Did you make this pie yourself?

[CFrance]

"Did you know I'm a vegetarian?"

[jblum315]

I can't eat eggs. Is there egg in this stuffing?

[Tall Terri]

Are you going to let us take home leftovers?

[2BNTV]

Nice dinner, who was the cook?

[2BNTV]

Can I have a turkey on Rye sandwich, with lettuce and tomato to go?

[2BNTV]

Can I take the pie I brought, home, as it went untouched?

So much for paying, for your generous invitation. :D

[Villages PL]

Are you pregnant or did you gain a little weight?

[l2ridehd]

WOW, such great food, where did you buy it?

How come aunt Mary wasn't invited?

Who is the world brought this pie?

Can I get served in the other room so I can watch the game?

[Villages PL]

How's the new health care plan working out?

[skyguy79]

Guest: Did you do the turkey all by yourself?

Host: Not completely. The turkey made her own dressing, stuffed her own butt, then climbed into the roasting pan on her own. I just assisted by putting the roasting pan in the oven and removed it when done cooking. :eek:

[tippyclubb]

Why did you buy that cheap wine?

After a few hours ask why didn't you buy more wine?

[In awe of TV]

Are you seriously going to eat all that?

Are you sure you want that 3rd helping?

[Rickg]

Do you feel alright? You look tired...

[DougB]

Which relative annoys you the most?

[CFrance]

How come so many have been to the restroom, and the soap's not even wet?

[Villages PL]

Where's your son? Is he in trouble with the law again?

[Cisco Kid]

Have you been to the dentist recently?

[DougB]

Did your dog just poop in my yard?

[Villages PL]

Did I tell you about my hemorrhoids operation?

[Cisco Kid]

Does a Turkey have a ***** ?

That's funny , the page won't allow the word.
Hint boys have them
If TOTV blocked the word poop like this that is all we would see.

[janmcn]

Has anyone seen my teeth laying around here?

[CFrance]

Didn't I see you in the park last week with ______?

[DougB]

Does this dressing make me look fat?

[Villages PL]

Did you know that my husband killed this turkey himself?

[kittygilchrist]

Did you know that my husband killed this turkey himself?

I've had woods turkey and it's quite good. Guess I'd want to know if it was a turkey shoot or wild game...

[KARENNN]

Read any good "dog poop threads" lately?

[justjim]

When do you two plan to be married?

[Average Guy]

I hope you don't mind that I brought some of my friends with me to dinner.

[DonH57]

So the culinary training in the big house really paid off huh ?

[capecodbob]

Is this apple pie home made or store bought?

[ilovetv]

Where's the ketchup?

[redwitch]

YOU made this? Really????

Isn't it time you two gave me a grandchild?

[skyguy79]

Did you offer that bird to Ripley's for their Odditorium?

[AriaGrandparents2013]

Why do you have that suppository sticking out of your ear?

Response: now I know where I put my hearing aid....!!!!!

[Cisco Kid]

Why do you want to move to The Villages ?

[2BNTV]

Isn't it too hot, for the summer months, in TV?

[salpal]

Could we eat earlier so I don't miss the game?

[Cisco Kid]

Was that you ?

[2BNTV]

Could I have my dinner in the living room, before the television?

[graciegirl]

So, did you mean to get pregnant?

[AriaGrandparents2013]

So, did you mean to get pregnant?

Who's the Father?

[AriaGrandparents2013]

Who just broke wind?

[DougB]

So, did you mean to get pregnant?

Do you know who the father is?

[kittygilchrist]

Will the real turkey please stand up?
Can we gobble you up now?
Do you waddle when you walk?
Where's the gilbert gravy?
Is there an oyster in the house?
How's your cholesterol?
I brought chopped liver, what do I look like, Santa Claus?

[redwitch]

Do you want that last roll? (Don't ask if you want it cause you know they'll take it.)

[2newyorkers]

Did you burn the biscuits again?

[skyguy79]

{Phrrrrtttzz... sniff-sniff}http://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/exagerent/faireunpet.gif

Was that you or the turkey?

[Ecuadog]

Wanna pull my finger?

[Taltarzac725]

Since Doggie Doo Run Run is closed on Thanksgiving, mind if my pooch poops on your lawn?

[Taltarzac725]

You call this turkey?

[AriaGrandparents2013]

What happen to your hair since the time I saw you?

[Villages PL]

Are you two getting along okay now, since you're going for marriage counseling?

[graciegirl]

Has George stopped seeing his secretary?

[Taltarzac725]

Heeeerrreeeee's Johnny!

[Taltarzac725]

Has George stopped seeing his secretary?

Where's George?

[Rickg]

Aren't you surprised we're all alive for another Thanksgiving?

[Taltarzac725]

Laurel & Hardy - Another Fine Mess 'Colour' - YouTube (http://youtu.be/Zih_iTunHXU)

Another fine mess!

[Villages PL]

Does this mean I have to invite you to my house next year?

[TrudyM]

So your still together, for real or what. OK everybody I won the bet they made it past 2 years everybody pay up.
Really happened at my in-laws when we had been married almost 3 years. Aunt Jean made a cool $350. Everybody else had bet against us, that was 32 years ago.

[Villages PL]

Does everyone believe, as I do, that football is the most boring sport?

[Villageshooter]

If your husband and my wife could see how happy we are together i am sure they would both understand why we wanted to have Thanksgiving together Without them

[scrapple]

(With a squishy nose when lifting the lid): Did you make that?

[Doctommft]

My medical insurance was cancelled. Will you adopt me so I can get on your union policy?

[manaboutown]

Weren't you supposed to remove the stuffing mix from the bag before you put it in the bird?

[JP]

Did you always have that big wart on your nose?

[Serenoa]

Pumpkin pie gives me gas.

Who wants fruit cake?

Man, this cranberry sauce is going to run right through me.

[skyguy79]

Before we start eating, do you have anti-acids standing by?

[AriaGrandparents2013]

Did you forget to remove the bag of giblets from the body cavity?

[salpal]

So tell me, who is your plastic surgeon?

[Cisco Kid]

How many turkey necks can you count at this table ?

[Taltarzac725]

Soylent Green Is People!!! - YouTube (http://youtu.be/9IKVj4l5GU4)

Probably not a good thing to say in the Villages on Thanksgiving.

[Taltarzac725]

While sitting at the Morse's Thanksgiving 2015 sit down, Megan Boone asks:

"Is this where pardoned Turkeys like Popcorn and Caramel come to roost?"

[collie1228]

Do you have any peanut butter?

[Cisco Kid]

What about that iOS 7 ?

[kagney123]

Can you all smell my new pumpkin spice perfume?

[AriaGrandparents2013]

Now that Thangsgiving is over, will you invite me again next year?

[TrudyM]

Do you have any peanut butter?

Where is the catsup.

[Villages PL]

Are you still single?

[DougB]

When are you and your cousin getting married?

[Villages PL]

Would you like a rundown of all the nutritional pros and cons of this dinner?

[janmcn]

Is that E D medicine helping?

[Villages PL]

Turkey makes me sleepy, do you mind if I take a nap on your sofa?

[travelguy]

This thread is great. Thanks for making me smile.

[twinklesweep]

I can't eat eggs. Is there egg in this stuffing?

There are some who might not consider this "comical".... I quote:

"Egg allergy is one of the most common food allergies in children, second only to milk allergy. Symptoms of an egg allergy reaction can range from mild, such as hives, to severe, such as anaphylaxis. Therefore, it is advised the people with egg allergy have quick access to an epinephrine auto-injector (such as an EpiPen®, Auvi-Q® or Adrenaclick®) at all times. To prevent a reaction, strict avoidance of egg and egg products is essential. Always read ingredient labels to identify egg ingredients. Most children eventually outgrow an allergy to egg.

"While the whites of an egg contain the allergenic proteins, patients with an egg allergy must avoid all eggs completely. This is because it is impossible to separate the egg white completely from the yolk, causing a cross-contact issue."

Food Allergy Research & Education (http://www.foodallergy.org/allergens/egg-allergy)

I saw this once—only once—and that was enough. It was pretty scary. So, better to ask the question!

[CFrance]

There are some who might not consider this "comical".... I quote:

"Egg allergy is one of the most common food allergies in children, second only to milk allergy. Symptoms of an egg allergy reaction can range from mild, such as hives, to severe, such as anaphylaxis. Therefore, it is advised the people with egg allergy have quick access to an epinephrine auto-injector (such as an EpiPen®, Auvi-Q® or Adrenaclick®) at all times. To prevent a reaction, strict avoidance of egg and egg products is essential. Always read ingredient labels to identify egg ingredients. Most children eventually outgrow an allergy to egg.

"While the whites of an egg contain the allergenic proteins, patients with an egg allergy must avoid all eggs completely. This is because it is impossible to separate the egg white completely from the yolk, causing a cross-contact issue."

Food Allergy Research & Education (http://www.foodallergy.org/allergens/egg-allergy)

I saw this once—only once—and that was enough. It was pretty scary. So, better to ask the question!

Well, hopefully those with egg allergies will understand that this thread was started as fun and will either set aside their self-absorption or move on to a thread of a different topic.

[lightworker888]

Just got this today and knew I had to share it! Enjoy!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX9EAavxrus

LW888

[2BNTV]

Just got this today and knew I had to share it! Enjoy!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX9EAavxrus

LW888

That was great. :smiley: