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TheVillageChicken
12-12-2013, 09:28 AM
Last Saturday I spotted a neighbor walking his dog. I suppose the dog had just done its business as the neighbor had an inverted plastic bag over his hand. He reached down and picked up the poop, then he noticed me. He proceeded to wave at me with his poo picking hand. Yep, I got waved at by a turd.

graciegirl
12-12-2013, 09:30 AM
Last Saturday I spotted a neighbor walking his dog. I suppose the dog had just done its business as the neighbor had an inverted plastic bag over his hand. He reached down and picked up the poop, then he noticed me. He proceeded to wave at me with his poo picking hand. Yep, I got waved at by a turd.





You will be alright. He thought you were a duck. Things happen. ;)

TheVillageChicken
12-12-2013, 09:32 AM
You will be alright. He thought you were a duck. Things happen. ;)

I guess I am just a weirdo magnet.

skyguy79
12-12-2013, 10:02 AM
Last Saturday I spotted a neighbor walking his dog. I suppose the dog had just done its business as the neighbor had an inverted plastic bag over his hand. He reached down and picked up the poop, then he noticed me. He proceeded to wave at me with his poo picking hand. Yep, I got waved at by a turd.Perhaps he wasn't waving at you, but rather fantasizing himself as conductor of a Villages orchestra about to begin the introduction to a musical composition called "The Turd Movement by Exla... er, Beethoven."

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KayakerNC
12-12-2013, 10:09 AM
Last Saturday I spotted a neighbor walking his dog. I suppose the dog had just done its business as the neighbor had an inverted plastic bag over his hand. He reached down and picked up the poop, then he noticed me. He proceeded to wave at me with his poo picking hand. Yep, I got waved at by a turd.

Probably mistook you for a member of the Poop Police roaming the neighborhood looking for evil-doers. :doggie:

Bogie Shooter
12-12-2013, 10:14 AM
Last Saturday I spotted a neighbor walking his dog. I suppose the dog had just done its business as the neighbor had an inverted plastic bag over his hand. He reached down and picked up the poop, then he noticed me. He proceeded to wave at me with his poo picking hand. Yep, I got waved at by a turd.

Would you have been upset if he didn't bother to wave at all?

manaboutown
12-12-2013, 10:43 AM
Was his other hand possibly holding the dog's leash so that he could not wave it?

rubicon
12-12-2013, 10:47 AM
Just goes to show you that old saws have validity in the world we live "This s---- is getting out of hand."

swimdawg
12-12-2013, 11:14 AM
Just goes to show you that old saws have validity in the world we live "This s---- is getting out of hand."

I haven't given the Swimdawg Post Of The Day Award in a loooong time.....but this one is so well deserved. :eclipsee_gold_cup: Congrats, Rubicon!

graciegirl
12-12-2013, 11:26 AM
I haven't given the Swimdawg Post Of The Day Award in a loooong time.....but this one is so well deserved. :eclipsee_gold_cup: Congrats, Rubicon!



Hallelujah. Swimdawg has given the award.


What a great girl.

AriaGrandparents2013
12-12-2013, 11:29 AM
Oh boy......another "Poop Thread".....!!!!!

karostay
12-12-2013, 12:40 PM
Oh boy......another "Poop Thread".....!!!!!
Does this story have a crappy ending:throwtomatoes:

TheVillageChicken
12-12-2013, 02:10 PM
Would you have been upset if he didn't bother to wave at all?

Nope. My upset threshold is waaaay up there. In actual fact, I feel special being the only person I know who has received a turd wave.

Villages PL
12-12-2013, 02:25 PM
Imagine how embarrassing it must have been for the dog to see his owner waving it around for everyone to see. ;)

karostay
12-12-2013, 02:57 PM
Imagine how embarrassing it must have been for the dog to see his owner waving it around for everyone to see. ;)

Perhaps the pet owner has been accused of not picking up after his pet in the past..It was his way of saying see here it is
2 sides to every story

graciegirl
12-12-2013, 03:04 PM
Imagine how embarrassing it must have been for the dog to see his owner waving it around for everyone to see. ;)



Where is the "like" button.


Very good Villages Pl!!!!

kittygilchrist
12-12-2013, 03:23 PM
Imagine how embarrassing it must have been for the dog to see his owner waving it around for everyone to see. ;)

On the other hand, imagine how proud dogs must feel that their excrement causes the owner such enjoyment that we pick it up and carry it near us in a bag. Perhaps canines feel exalted when their turds are bandied high above ground, as if the treasure was a flag on a pole.

TheVillageChicken
12-12-2013, 03:55 PM
When the human race is extinct, and aliens discover and explore Earth, they will be stumped to explain millions of perfectly preserved dog turds buried in plastic bags.

donb9006
12-12-2013, 04:03 PM
When the human race is extinct, and aliens discover and explore Earth, they will be stumped to explain millions of perfectly preserved dog turds buried in plastic bags.

Yup, and just like we do...they'll make up stuff to explain it...like we worshiped dogs. Oh wait...some here do...

2BNTV
12-12-2013, 06:20 PM
Just goes to show you that old saws have validity in the world we live "This s---- is getting out of hand."

:1rotfl: Good one.

I would have beeen more concerned the poop, did not get on him when waving. Ewwwwwwwwww. Adds a new demension to, All sh** flows downhill. :jester:

Another poopular thread. :smiley: