Your favorite quote or saying. More than one expected.

[graciegirl]

Today mine is;


"Sometimes people need love most who are most unlovable."


and just so you can know the real me.


"Why be difficult when with a little effort you can be impossible?"


AND


"I talk like this because of the chip in my neck put there by The Villages sales department when they issued me my I.D. Gary Morse did not pay for my home."

[memason]

You can lead a horse to water, but they're just gonna pi** in it anyway!

[Duke-SRT]

" When I was 17 I could not believe how stupid my father was, when I was 21 I couln't believe how much He had learned in 4 years"

[skyguy79]

Here's my contribution:


Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they'll be a mile away and barefoot.
I can only please one person per day. Looks like today's not your day and tomorrow's not looking much better.
I do exercise, but I only do a couple situps each day, and that's only when I have to get out of bed to pee.
Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

There! Now aren't you glad you asked? :evil6:

[manaboutown]

He was a wise man who invented beer.. Plato

Trust but verify. Ronal Reagan

and my favorite "There is no p in Lake Sumter" attributed to Gracie.

[buzzy]

Why put off until tomorrow, that which you can get out of altogether?

[DaleMN]

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[Dr Winston O Boogie jr]

I know what it is to have little and I know what it is to have plenty. I have learned to be content with whatever I have.

[2BNTV]

Gee, it's hard to pick a favorite but......

1. People are as happy, as they make up their minds to be. A. lincoln
2. Mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.
3. I don't let people rent space, in my head.
5. Boy howdy by Gracie.
6. It doesn't cost anything to be nice, (Mom).
7. People don't care how much you know, unless they know how much you care.

That's all folks!!!!

[Rickg]

"Don't pick fly **** out of pepper".

I hope I don't offend anybody with that one

[Finallyfree]

Believe that most people do the best they can with the knowledge they have.

Blaming never solved anything.

[Carl in Tampa]

"I was in fear for my life."

(Said to the police when they arrive after you have shot an intruder in your home.)

(Actually, to be used anytime you shoot anyone, anywhere.)

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[mr and mrs bike]

Expect the worst and you're never disappointed .

[Cedwards38]

Be the change that you wish to see in the world. - Gandhi

[Shimpy]

If it works don't fix it.

[ettojr]

"I know that you think you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."

I used this as my h.s. senior quote back in 1974. It's not mine, I saw it in on a poster, but my thought process is in there for sure.

[OBXNana]

Expect more than others think is possible; dream more than others think is practical; risk more than others think is safe. -- Unknown

[2BNTV]

Believe in the power of your dreams.

Don't ever give up, on your dreams.

I have been dreaming for seven years about moving to TV and it has come true!!!!

[Ecuadog]

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else." -- Margaret Mead

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." -- Groucho Marx

"What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?" -- W.C. Fields

[tainsley]

No one can make you feel bad without your permission!

[Sagitarius 6]

We learn from history, that we do not learn from history.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
A man never becomes an orator if he has anything to say.

[obxgal]

Those we love, don’t go away. They walk beside us everyday.

A friend is someone who dances beside you in the sunlight and walks beside you in the dark times or shadows.

Friends fill your life with joy, your soul with sunshine and your heart with love.

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.

Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain.. Cherish the moments, ignore the pain.

Live, love, learn. Forgive and forget.. Life is to short to live with regret.

[senior citizen]

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[mac9]

Life is too short to worry if your socks match.

[skyguy79]

Life is too short to worry if your socks match.I had a prof in college that must have believed in that saying. One day one of the students noticed and pointed out to him that he had two completely different socks on. When Prof. Statts looked down and saw it, his response was... "OMG, I got another pair just like them at home!" :shocked:

[DougB]

I'm gonna change my name to 'unknown' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!

[redwitch]

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will live for no man nor have another live for mine." Ayn Rand

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert Heinlein

"If it will stop you from looking at yourself in the mirror tomorrow, don't do it." My father

[jblum315]

We grow too soon old and too late smart

[elizabeth52]

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

[ettojr]

If your job interferes with your fun, quit your job...

From my grandfather, who had 2 full careers in his lifetime. First as a NYC fireman, then as a "runner" on Wall Street. To him there was no such thing as a sick day.

[DandyGirl]

Work hard, play hard!

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[duffysmom]

There but for he grace of God go I.

Live and Let Live

One Day at a Time