Hit
 

I *never* try to hit over there.

Being a senior isn't an excuse to be a lousy golfer. If you're hitting it into the rough often enough that it's complaint-worthy, then you're doing something wrong. Being old, is not doing something wrong.

Most seniors don't hit into the rough often enough for them to complain about how horrible the rough is. Most of them know that they sliced, or overshot, or whatever else, and play the hole and move on.

Seniors
 

Gonna have to ponder that one a bit. Most definitely harboring a long-held bias against that hateful, Bermuda rough, especially once it's reached a certain height. . .

Reading this thread reminds me of comments at my old barbers.
Too long, too short, uneven, bit more off round the edges, bald patches, etc etc!