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DAVES 05-16-2021 08:14 AM

Another business opportunity i the villages. Anyone in need of parental approval?
I had skill forging signatures in High School.

Hiltongrizz11 05-16-2021 09:10 AM

Body Shots on 441 between Belleview and Ocala.

My friend's friends uncle told me

Bhighley 05-16-2021 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by donassaid (Post 1945286)
No "Gentlemen's Clubs nearby but lots of churches. Suggest you try one of those instead. Might be better for your future destiny.

Judge not lest ye be judged. Maybe someone should pay attention while at church.

Stu from NYC 05-16-2021 11:16 AM

A friend says he wants to start one in his house and wants to know if he must get ARC approval to put up a sign

Boomer 05-16-2021 11:56 AM

. . .never mind

Kenswing 05-16-2021 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Boomer (Post 1945496)
. . .never mind

Chicken.. :a040:

bobdeb 05-16-2021 08:03 PM

You can't make this stuff up...

Boomer 05-16-2021 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boomer (Post 1945496)
. . .never mind

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1945501)
Chicken.. :a040:

All righty, then, Kenswing, you’re on. . . I am going to tell you, just you, what the post I deleted above said. But you must promise not to tell on me because I would for sure come under attack by somebody accusing me of besmirching TV. (I am not besmirching TV, just reporting a little TV story, but I can guarantee that umbrage would be taken if word gets out. So please don’t tell.)

OK, here is what I wrote — and then deleted:

First, I did a little lead in when I answered Stu’s post where he asked if his friend who wanted to start such a business in TV would need ARC approval for a sign.

To that I answered that a red light in the window was the traditional way to advertise.

Then, I said that I am pretty sure that I observed a situation involving the world’s oldest profession in one of the squares — and I do not mean the Farmers’ Market. . .

A while back, in Brownwood, I saw two booty-shorts-wearing, bad bleach-job, young entrepreneurs — one on each arm of some foolish looking ol’ guy. The two were whispering in his ear and laughing.

They were headed to the parking lot. . .

Well. . .maybe they were just going to help him find his car. . .or his wallet. . .

. . .or maybe it was a BOGO. . .

I will never really know. . .but I sure know what it looked like.

Observant Boomer :duck:

JMintzer 05-17-2021 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boomer (Post 1945703)
All righty, then, Kenswing, you’re on. . . I am going to tell you, just you, what the post I deleted above said. But you must promise not to tell on me because I would for sure come under attack by somebody accusing me of besmirching TV. (I am not besmirching TV, just reporting a little TV story, but I can guarantee that umbrage would be taken if word gets out. So please don’t tell.)

OK, here is what I wrote — and then deleted:

First, I did a little lead in when I answered Stu’s post where he asked if his friend who wanted to start such a business in TV would need ARC approval for a sign.

To that I answered that a red light in the window was the traditional way to advertise.

Then, I said that I am pretty sure that I observed a situation involving the world’s oldest profession in one of the squares — and I do not mean the Farmers’ Market. . .

A while back, in Brownwood, I saw two booty-shorts-wearing, bad bleach-job, young entrepreneurs — one on each arm of some foolish looking ol’ guy. The two were whispering in his ear and laughing.

They were headed to the parking lot. . .

Well. . .maybe they were just going to help him find his car. . .or his wallet. . .

. . .or maybe it was a BOGO. . .

I will never really know. . .but I sure know what it looked like.

Observant Boomer :duck:

Probably his granddaughters...

Er... On second thought, maybe not... :shocked:

Professor 05-17-2021 11:42 AM

No gentelmen would be caught dead in a place like that.

Stu from NYC 05-17-2021 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Professor (Post 1946091)
No gentelmen would be caught dead in a place like that.

Depends upon your definition of a gentleman.


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