[DAVES]

Another business opportunity i the villages. Anyone in need of parental approval?
I had skill forging signatures in High School.

[Hiltongrizz11]

Body Shots on 441 between Belleview and Ocala.

My friend's friends uncle told me

[Bhighley]

Originally Posted by donassaid

No "Gentlemen's Clubs nearby but lots of churches. Suggest you try one of those instead. Might be better for your future destiny.

Judge not lest ye be judged. Maybe someone should pay attention while at church.

[Stu from NYC]

A friend says he wants to start one in his house and wants to know if he must get ARC approval to put up a sign

[Boomer]

. . .never mind

[Kenswing]

Originally Posted by Boomer

. . .never mind

Chicken..

[bobdeb]

You can't make this stuff up...

[Boomer]

Originally Posted by Boomer

. . .never mind

Originally Posted by Kenswing

Chicken..

All righty, then, Kenswing, you’re on. . . I am going to tell you, just you, what the post I deleted above said. But you must promise not to tell on me because I would for sure come under attack by somebody accusing me of besmirching TV. (I am not besmirching TV, just reporting a little TV story, but I can guarantee that umbrage would be taken if word gets out. So please don’t tell.)

OK, here is what I wrote — and then deleted:

First, I did a little lead in when I answered Stu’s post where he asked if his friend who wanted to start such a business in TV would need ARC approval for a sign.

To that I answered that a red light in the window was the traditional way to advertise.

Then, I said that I am pretty sure that I observed a situation involving the world’s oldest profession in one of the squares — and I do not mean the Farmers’ Market. . .

A while back, in Brownwood, I saw two booty-shorts-wearing, bad bleach-job, young entrepreneurs — one on each arm of some foolish looking ol’ guy. The two were whispering in his ear and laughing.

They were headed to the parking lot. . .

Well. . .maybe they were just going to help him find his car. . .or his wallet. . .

. . .or maybe it was a BOGO. . .

I will never really know. . .but I sure know what it looked like.

Observant Boomer

[JMintzer]

Originally Posted by Boomer

All righty, then, Kenswing, you’re on. . . I am going to tell you, just you, what the post I deleted above said. But you must promise not to tell on me because I would for sure come under attack by somebody accusing me of besmirching TV. (I am not besmirching TV, just reporting a little TV story, but I can guarantee that umbrage would be taken if word gets out. So please don’t tell.)

OK, here is what I wrote — and then deleted:

First, I did a little lead in when I answered Stu’s post where he asked if his friend who wanted to start such a business in TV would need ARC approval for a sign.

To that I answered that a red light in the window was the traditional way to advertise.

Then, I said that I am pretty sure that I observed a situation involving the world’s oldest profession in one of the squares — and I do not mean the Farmers’ Market. . .

A while back, in Brownwood, I saw two booty-shorts-wearing, bad bleach-job, young entrepreneurs — one on each arm of some foolish looking ol’ guy. The two were whispering in his ear and laughing.

They were headed to the parking lot. . .

Well. . .maybe they were just going to help him find his car. . .or his wallet. . .

. . .or maybe it was a BOGO. . .

I will never really know. . .but I sure know what it looked like.

Observant Boomer

Probably his granddaughters...

Er... On second thought, maybe not...

[Professor]

No gentelmen would be caught dead in a place like that.

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by Professor

No gentelmen would be caught dead in a place like that.

Depends upon your definition of a gentleman.