[nONIE]

Im looking for a good massage therapist who will come to the home in TV.
(shhhhhhh) its a surprise Christmas present!

[Golf-Tinker]

I thought you were looking for a message fixer, perhaps, an english major like Boomer or Tony in a lurch.

[uujudy]

Me too! Hahahaha!

[nONIE]

Very embarrassing! obviously, Im no english major. and I realized what I had done after I did it!

[Aceskaters]

That's okay, it don't bother me none.

[KathieI]

Oh, Nonie, our love. It don't bother us at all cause we all luv u...... We new what you ment...

[jblum8156]

nONIE, have you checked the Wellness Center? They have a lot of massage therapists and maybe one of them would fit your requirements. (I'm trying not to reveal your secret)

[tony]

Hey, Tinker, (and Judy), do you realize you just called me an English major? We will have to confer so you can hear that I do not talk like an English major.

And I didn't even see anything wrong with nonieS first post, even.

Ask her. I sent her a PM and just told her that it rubbed me the wrong way.

[uujudy]

Oh you're a hoot!
Tony, by all means let's confer. That's what English majors do.
Other folks chat, talk, gab, chitchat. Your secret is out, Tony.

Tony & nONIE, you two are both so sweet and funny! nONIE, I hope you find a good massage therapist -- or message therapist -- whatever you need.

[nONIE]

Thanks!

I think I need both!

[tony]

Shot. This English major thing is like fly paper. I can't get rid of it.

Now, back to Nonie's search for a therapist.

[Boomer]

Originally Posted by uujudy

Oh you're a hoot!
Tony, by all means let's confer. That's what English majors do.
Other folks chat, talk, gab, chitchat. Your secret is out, Tony.

Tony & nONIE, you two are both so sweet and funny! nONIE, I hope you find a good massage therapist -- or message therapist -- whatever you need.

Oh Judy, I know. And English majors always confer with colleagues. English majors never have any friends. They always have colleagues. So weird.

And Nonie, I understand completely about the message therapist thing. There is some kind of trap here on TOTV where you can't correct a mistake in the subject line once it posts. You have to beg Tony to correct it for you if you see it after you have already posted. I suspect that the trap has been set by Tony himself. He will just say that he is trying to catch English majors on board. But I think it is all a ruse. He just wants to do the correcting.

Boomer

[tony]

Colleagues? I can't even spell that.

But you know it is not difficult to catch English majors. Just set some theses on the floor over there under that library table. Then when they leap on them, nab them with a metaphor.

[nONIE]

WHAT ABOUT MY THERAPIST??????

I still dont have one!!!

[uujudy]

Originally Posted by Boomer

Oh Judy, I know. And English majors always confer with colleagues. English majors never have any friends. They always have colleagues. So weird.

Aw, I find it hard to believe that Tony doesn't have any friends.

...There is some kind of trap here on TOTV where you can't correct a mistake in the subject line once it posts. You have to beg Tony to correct it for you if you see it after you have already posted. I suspect that the trap has been set by Tony himself. He will just say that he is trying to catch English majors on board. But I think it is all a ruse. He just wants to do the correcting.

Boomer

Tony himself says he lays the trap with "theses" under the table... but then he complains that he's stuck in the flypaper. Can't have it both ways, Tony.