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jimjamuser 01-31-2023 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Geodyssey (Post 2181532)
Prices will not come back down to where they were (just like gasoline, natural gas, etc)

Inflation in the West is just starting.

A dozen eggs in Russia are about $1.80, same as last year. And gas prices keep falling.

Funny how some folks seem to yearn to live in a Fascist state. Who would want to trade off their freedom for low-priced eggs and have for their leader a greedy, criminal killer like Putin? NOT I.

jimjamuser 01-31-2023 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Two Bills (Post 2181548)
With the cheap eggs and gas, you can also have free conscription to die in the "Special Military Operation."
A lot more fodder will be needed for the Spring Offensive.
But what the heck, people have always been the cheapest commodity to the Russian elite!

Agreed, well stated. The whole idea of Russian Fascism is REPULSIVE.

jimjamuser 01-31-2023 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Geodyssey (Post 2181585)
Should the USA put boots on the ground in the ukraine? "Ace" McCain would have.

Ukraine is spelled with a CAPITAL U. Please DON'T sully the name of a GREAT American HERO. That was a very trashy thing to say.

jimjamuser 01-31-2023 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael G. (Post 2181651)
Now we can't eat smoked dog meat and say it taste like chicken.....:22yikes:
Sorry, I need to take my meds now!

People in the Village bubble LOVE and practically LIVE for their DOGS. They would rather eat you than let anyone touch their DOGS.

MorTech 02-01-2023 04:04 AM

The hens were exposed to toxic femininity and went transgender so not to be exploited by white supremacy and the patriarchy...It/They pronouns.

jimjamuser 02-01-2023 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MorTech (Post 2181704)
The hens were exposed to toxic femininity and went transgender so not to be exploited by white supremacy and the patriarchy...It/They pronouns.

That post is in contention for the coveted award of MOST HUMOROUS.

OrangeBlossomBaby 02-01-2023 03:56 PM

I've found a crack in the egg conspiracy. Someone infiltrated the trade lines and snuck "Sunshine State Eggs" into the Publix rotation. They're brown, cage-free, and only $4.85/dozen.

Now keep in mind - cage-free is not the same as free-range or pasture-raised. It often still means thousands crammed into a single hen-house, and the hens rarely, if ever, see daylight outside the hen-house. But they can spread their wings, are usually not de-beaked, and can lay their eggs in nests.

The eggs won't be as nutritious as eggs from pasture-raised chickens, the yolks never as bright orange, whites never as dense. But they're significantly superior to white eggs from hens in factory battery-cages.

CoachKandSportsguy 02-01-2023 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by OrangeBlossomBaby (Post 2182015)
I've found a crack in the egg conspiracy. Someone infiltrated the trade lines and snuck "Sunshine State Eggs" into the Publix rotation. They're brown, cage-free, and only $4.85/dozen.

Now keep in mind - cage-free is not the same as free-range or pasture-raised. It often still means thousands crammed into a single hen-house, and the hens rarely, if ever, see daylight outside the hen-house. But they can spread their wings, are usually not de-beaked, and can lay their eggs in nests.

The eggs won't be as nutritious as eggs from pasture-raised chickens, the yolks never as bright orange, whites never as dense. But they're significantly superior to white eggs from hens in factory battery-cages.

All right, some good news!

Stu from NYC 02-02-2023 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MorTech (Post 2181704)
The hens were exposed to toxic femininity and went transgender so not to be exploited by white supremacy and the patriarchy...It/They pronouns.

Thank you for your excellent explanation.

MorTech 02-03-2023 05:02 AM

First they destroy poultry...Then they go after pork...Then beef....You know...To "save the planet".
Your grandchildren will eat Wheaties and Corn Pops fortified with delicious bugs in soy milk...They kid you not :)

Two Bills 02-03-2023 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by MorTech (Post 2182592)
First they destroy poultry...Then they go after pork...Then beef....You know...To "save the planet".
Your grandchildren will eat Wheaties and Corn Pops fortified with delicious bugs in soy milk...They kid you not :)

All those they's, we gotta stop them! :crap2:

MorTech 02-03-2023 02:25 PM

This is some of the best investigative journalism on earth....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtIBLmV2Ywo

It is a conspiracy fact.

Bay Kid 02-04-2023 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by MorTech (Post 2182592)
First they destroy poultry...Then they go after pork...Then beef....You know...To "save the planet".
Your grandchildren will eat Wheaties and Corn Pops fortified with delicious bugs in soy milk...They kid you not :)

Doesn't all those fires kill the planet?

CoachKandSportsguy 02-05-2023 10:05 PM

FACT FOCUS: Egg shortage breeds chicken-feed conspiracies | AP News

Now we have AP Fact check validating the conspiracy theories!

CoachKandSportsguy 02-08-2023 07:48 AM

Access Denied

And POOF just like that, the conspiracy theory collapses . . .

In commodities trading theory, the solution to high prices is always higher prices. . as everyone thinks the prices will continue higher and more product is created. . .

or its the end of the effects of the avian flu and high feed and transport costs. . .

take your pick!


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